Poll: Weapons that made you go "Umph!"

[EdgeyX]

it has to be the Mp5 from COD 4 even though it is one of the first ones you unlock

 

[Segadroid]

Small pipe on Condemned. Absolutely satisfying.

Someone please tell me how to add a picture.

I copypasted this from a previous page.

"Put it in like this: [ img] + the url of the image + [ /img] without the spaces . Simple."

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

The RPG-7.
Rocket Propelled Grenade-7

Actually the RPG is Russian for partable anti tank launcher

No, the RPG is a weapon system that possess the capacity to fire a number of different projectiles. Some are designed for anti-infantry work (HE Frag). Some are designed for anti-vehicle work (HE - AP). Some of the fancier ones (normally found for the RPG-29) are thermobaric - an explosive that carries a quantity of fuel that is atomized shortly before being ignited, the principle at play in other famous weapons like the MOAB or Daisy Cutter (both bombs used to rapidly create landing zones). While most any warhead maintains at least some capacity to harm things outside it's ideal target set, using an HE-AP round against infantry is a move of desperation as it's lethal radius is quite small. Likewise, HE frag can indeed rattle fancy bits off a tank, knock off a tred or even pierce light armor, but it's far less effective than it's HE-AP counterpart.

Basically, if there is a pariicular munition design philosopy or a particular munition function, one will be able to find an RPG round that fits the bill.

Also, RPG-Varient is the western naming system for the weapon, and the RPG does indeed stand for "Rocket Propelled Grenade". The closes american equivalent is the AT-4 (which replaced the LAW), which stands for Anti Tank (the four is just a model number in the same way as the M-16) and Light Anti-Armor Weapon respectively.

 

[SnowCold]

"...Make you go:"Umph!" "?

WTF dude?

I know it sounds on having an orgasm by firing a gun.
If ur a real gamer, u will understand

Then I don't want to be a real gamer D8

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Hmm, really? Definitely the lock-on-rockets from Halo 2.
I was ten when i played that game, and it was incredibly satisfying watching someone drive away in terror as a rocket came screeching from behind them, ready to strike.

 

[EvilMaggot]

mostly every weapon in painkiller

 

[Inco]

The pistol in Halo 3, Yes, halo 3.
Because the humiliation of killing someone with it gives me the glee that cannot be beaten by any other weapon (or at least until a crappier weapon is created)

 

[tehweave]

Fallout 3: Best 2 weapons:

Hunting Rifle (ol' painless) followed by
The Terrible Shotgun

and, OBVIOUSLY, the fatman...feel the power...bit dissapointed that the explosion was the same as blowing up a car so not quite as special but....WOW

Well... Yes. But the fatman is more like an "instant win."

Last minute resort, "Hey, nothing else seems to phase you so I might as well just NUKE the fuck out of you."

IMO the hunting rifle - combat shotgun combo is the best combo for most fights, but yes... The fat man is the best gun since it just kills everything.

 

[tehweave]

What's a paradox?
No dummies, it's two piers.

What's a polygon?
No dummies, it's a dead parrot.

Dedicated to Zack

A bit off topic but funny nonetheless.

 

[RandomRican]

Golden Gun baby old skool GoldenEye LMAO

 

[Segadroid]

I WANT IMAGES DAMMIT!

 

[Flying-Emu]

Portal Gun, what's the point of killing them when you can send them hurdeling through infinity?

Why does that look like an actual model of the Portal Gun?

 

[jymkata]

The Sandvich.
If I knew how to post images, I totally would

 

[oldMcDouche]

it really is overpowered.
when i first got my hands on it (found it on the ground, didnt even earn it) i really played extremely good with it although i was new to this very game.

 

[wbf_shez]

Gravity hammer.

No matter your opinion on Halo 3, you've gotta admit that they handled a giant hammer pretty damn well.

Seconded, fum fun fun.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The Vector Cannon from Zone of the Enders 2


Ok so that embed didn't work. Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1nrjRFFmpI

 

[Drakmorg]

Personally I gotta say Lincoln's repeater from Fallout 3

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/5/52/LincolnsRepeater.png

There's just something satisfying about killing guys in advanced 23rd century power armor with a gun that's over 400 years old

Please tell me you say a snappy one-liner after every kill.


He freed the slaves, now he's freeing your head from your shoulders.

I usually just say "Suck it John Wilkes Booth"

 

[mangus]

The green assault rifle in FEAR 1... I forget what it was called. It sounded good, it acted properly, and it got the job done. And whatever physics engine they used made enemy reactions look awesome instead of ridiculous.