Poll: What console would Jesus play?

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ChicagoTed

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Acording to a preacher I seen roaming the town center last year it was a PS3 and the game he wanted was Modern Warfare. I quickly corrected him by telling him jesus was an XBox fan boy and he wanted Assasins Creed 2.
 

TheNewDemoman

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Well, he's kinda in Heaven now so in theory if he were to play a console he as an infinite amount of time.

Maybe he's playing some epic future console that we don't even know about.
 

StBishop

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Hashime said:
What console would Jesus play?
After visiting this site: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#brutallegend
I have decided to see what the escapist thinks about the matter.
For the purposes of this poll Jesus is real and exemplifies his teachings, as in not the bible, just Jesus.
It is one of the best spoof sites I have ever seen.
Is it actually a spoof site?
I so dearly want it to be.
 

C95J

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I can imagine Jesus raging on CoD:BO on the Xbox360, acting like a complete fanboy :)
 

TheComedown

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Hashime said:
What console would Jesus play?
After visiting this site: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#brutallegend
I have decided to see what the escapist thinks about the matter.
For the purposes of this poll Jesus is real and exemplifies his teachings, as in not the bible, just Jesus.
It is one of the best spoof sites I have ever seen.
PC, anyway I went to that site, and its just way to much stupid in one place.
 

sephiroth1991

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He would play none, he's Jesus and games are from the devil, or so what I'm told by people with "BAN!!!" signs and tinfoil hats.
 

snakeakaossi

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Dude, everyone knows Jesus plays the Atari 2600, because it needs an extra function. You know, Jesus saves.
 

The Grim Ace

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The Lord needs to be closest to his flock online, his flock is on XBL, so, he plays Halo and teabags the sin out of heathens.
 

Aurora219

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PC. So he could access the console commands and perform "miracles".

Jesus was, after all, a haxx0r.
 

Kernalgohd

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Well its not on there, but i know for a fact he would play..
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