Poll: What would you do against impossible odds?

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Nouw

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DethVanXan said:
Fight to the end while praying for divine intervention, if I could choose two.
Lol! I wrote exactly the same thing! Judging from your Avatar, I guess you would ask the Emperor for strength?
 

ninjajoeman

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well I would calculate some shit and guessing probability I would try to make them all trip on each other... or just go "hey guys, all of your gloves are untied!"
 

Sacman

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I would curl up in a corner and drown in self hatred while the world fell apart around me:D... you know Shinji Ikari style...
 

DethVanXan

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Nouw said:
DethVanXan said:
Fight to the end while praying for divine intervention, if I could choose two.
Lol! I wrote exactly the same thing! Judging from your Avatar, I guess you would ask the Emperor for strength?
Yup. Being part of the Inquisition and all I think he'd pay a little bit of attention when I ask for help.
 

Lord_Panzer

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Like any general worth a damn I wouldn't have gotten into such a lop-sided situation in the first place.
 

Kraj

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I'd show them that under my suit of armor are three wizards robes. They'd quiver with fear.

Nothing says "most painful boss battle evaaaar" more than 3 wizard robes. Pretty sure that even trumps dragons.
 

imaloony

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Secret option G. Summon a Landmaster Tank.

I suppose I'd pray. I'm too much of a coward to actually attack them. But actually, why are they wasting so many resources on me? Surely 15 people would be more than enough to kill me.
 

joshuaayt

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Well, I'm some kind of fighting person, as I have one thousand enemies. So I will fight with honour. Not before investigating my surroundings first, though, for a way out.
 

arsenicCatnip

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There's a Hellsing quote for exactly this type of situation. I can't remember all of it, but it ends with "But if you act now, there's always time for a good old-fashioned suicide!"

I'd never kill myself under normal circumstances, but faced with odds like this, I'd take my own life before letting the enemy kill me. Death before dishonor.
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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No point giving up my life for nothing... I'm running for it. And if there's nowhere to run I'll surrender and try to escape later. Better live to fight another day then die a stupid death. While there's life, there's hope.
 

gostchiken

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If the odds were truly impossible I'd sit back and crack open a cold one :). If they were merely incredibly difficult then I would hack my way through the thinnest part of their line... then run like hell discretion is the better part of valor after all.