Poll: What would you do if you could pause time?

[AWC Viper]

ROB SWEDEN!

why sweden?

ARR ME FELLOW MATEY, SWEDEN BE A TIPPIN' WITH THA LOOT! (Today's talk like a pirate day, basically it's got an excellent economy, alot of historical goods and well, it's fucking Sweden)

Dude, I live here and I can tell you that you're wrong about the economy. For chrissake a normal "Svensson" (Swedish term for "Average Joe") can't even order a meal at McDonalds in Norway these days without going bankrupt.

Really? Oh, I even googled it to see if the economy was stable or not. Perhaps I was mistaking it for Switzerland but I mean, come on, it would have been less funny like ROB SWITZERLAND!

no no no let's rob Canada and steal all the looney's!!!!!. failing that we rob new zealand and hold the men's wifes hostage. that way they wont have any electricity or sex.

 

[wooty]

Simple answer, id raid my local Currys and HMV, go home, have a laugh

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Oh, you don't want to know what I would do... it would just give you nightmares.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Freeze everything, pick people up, turn them upside down, move away. unfreeze time, watch.

and just take what ever i wanted

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Hate to say it, I'd be a thief. All I would want to do is steel shit and rob banks. From there on I wouldn't really have need of the ability.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Pause time, walk into a bank, open the safe, take all the money, enter the bank again, unpause and watch their faces, when they find out that all of the money is gone. Stuff like that.

Although, there wouldn't be any use of money, if you could just waltz into a store and grab a PC.

 

[wewontdie11]

That's a super power that just encourages people to be immoral. There's too much mischief you could do while time was paused. Steal things, peek at things, put things in compromising positions....

I'm no different I'd do all those things.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Sleep a lot and cheat in school. So it would just be a little bit different then my life now.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I'd sleep whilst time was paused, thus giving the appearance of infinite time and energy. Also, stealing, beating the shit out people/playing evil jokes on them.

The usual.

Also, rubbing thing whilst paused to generate ENORMOUS levels of static charge and/or friction heat.

 

[A random person]

I'd use that ability to sleep; school isn't exactly good for your rest. I'd also like to say use my free time to browse the internet and watch TV, but those would probably be frozen.

I know, I'm boring. Maybe I'd steal a sports car, drive it around some, and then give it back before starting time again.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

I would do it for immortality, at least until i can design a device which works based around my brain waves to 'freeze/unfreeze' anyone or anything i want, giving them immortality aswell, but they can't use my device BTW. Also, I have to focus on it and I cannot freeze myself (as that would suck because there would be no one to unfreeze everyone)

EDIT: After I could do whatever I want, including bring people in and out of time freeze (otherwise I would eventually get bored and this way I never age but still get the benefits of having other human beings around), I would pull funny pranks (and then unfreeze the people and objects involved so I could watch it without aging), manage a large garden (Simply for the pleasure of eating as I would freeze/unfreeze my digestive system to suit the needs for food consumption).

Though I do have a question, how would I get enough food to live forever and how would I have enough energy to move things when time is zero and whenever you divide by zero people say you get infinity??? (don't worry if you don't get the reason for teh divide by zero, it is aimed at people who have done kinematics)

Well ill say seeing you're paused your body isnt using any energy... Its a hypothetical question...

I'd find a couple having sex. Pause time. Pull the man away and carry him along to another couple having sex. Then I'd place the "stolen" man just behind the guy from the other couple... Then I'd start time again.

Hehe, Im evil that way. XD

LOL! haha! Or pause time and switch the chick with a grandma or something. Ha!

 

[aww yea]

id become a magician!

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

ohhhh man..

well, after the novelty of drawing dicks on everyone's faces then starting time again to have everyone simultaneously confused and self-conscious wears off, i'd rob a few banks here and there and steal whatever i please.

that would be awesome....
i'd have as much leisure time as i want!

 

[awesomeemosewa]

pull down every pair of pants in the world, unpause and watch the news

 

[SmartIdiot]

I would... play MGS4 yet still have most of my day intact. Oh and I'd make my friends look like they were kissing each other.

 

[esperandote]

doing shores that take time, working out, working. tough i would get old faster to other people

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

pull down every pair of pants in the world, unpause and watch the news

Dude i am so with you! Or like, change every mcdonalds sign to say mcfatty or something.. Hehe

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

So many things...

 

[Mercernary]

If you knew how my mind worked, you wouldn't want to know what I'd do.

 

[Shady Dealer]

the first 3 options and a long list i wont type pretty much sum it up