Poll: When Did You Find Out Santa Did Not Exist? *EXTREME SPOILERS*

[zama174]

Oh I don't know.. Around 9-11 like most people. Just slowly stopped buying into it just like I have stopped buying into religion.

 

[Hader]

Who's Santa?

 

[Sarkule]

I think 7 or so.
I compared the handwriting in a note left by 'Santa' to my mothers handwriting.
Life was never the same.

 

[ydkwidrmw]

The title of this thread is gold.

If there are spoilers in life like in movies then let met give you a one more -

The main character dies forever alone and nobody cares .

 

[RatRace123]

My cousin told me when I was 8.
*****.

 

[Zarthek]

When I was about 9 or 10 I think.... Or it was the first time I listened to "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

 

[ranyilliams]

when i was about 11 i noticed a present under the tree from santa on december 21st...leave that one up to poor planning on my parents part :'(

 

[theironbat46]

Never did, parents took me shopping for my presents and i just picked them out.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

i don't think i EVER believed in such a thing anyway

 

[Manicotti]

Got confirmation from my parents when I was about 8. My mom was yelling at me about something or other and was like "There is no Santa for kids like you!"

 

[u4527646]

I recently decided Santa does exist still, and the whole "he's just pretend" thing was perpetrated by parents to set children up for a life of disappointment... The jerks!

 

[hotacidbath]

I don't know, I probably just figured it out when I was 10 or 11. My parents never told me for certain. In fact, my family still has the stupid tongue-in-cheek joke of "why does Santa's handwriting look just like mom's?"

 

[kebab4you]

Shouldn't the spoiler tag be b4 the thread?

Around 8 I think.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I was 11 my mother told me. Didn't disappoint me, I had been onto the mythical creatures for a while.

 

[Xojins]

I think I just figured out that all of the holiday characters (santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc) weren't real but I don't remember when. It was probably around when I was 10, but I don't remember exactly.

 

[Talal Provides]

When I was 6 I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom on Christmas Eve and heard a commotion in the living room. I ran down the hall shouting "HE'S HERE HE'S HERE" only to see my mom putting presents under the tree and dad taking a bite out of one of the cookies I left.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Eh... I guess I kinda grew out of it (not sure when, though)...

But I'd never tell any kids this...

 

[WorldCritic]

I was 8. My asshole now ex-step-father claimed that Santa was a lie and no one should believe in him

 

[Flac00]

You guys are crazy, Santa is real. Just ask the Easter Bunny

 

[Krion_Vark]

Could Santa Clause Exist yes he could. Could he exist the way that we believe him to be FUCK NO. Why? Coca Cola made the most recent look of Santa as a marketing ploy around the holidays hence the red color of his suit like the colors of Coca Cola.