Poll: Would you rather rule in Hell, or serve in Heaven?

[GrimFandango92]

I'd like to rule Hell, I'd rather have power, freedom and control, over working under someone
acually it might not be so bad, who ever offers me the best deal I'll go with, but if not I'll stick with the underworld,

 

[R3dF41c0n]

I'd take ruler of hell, somebody has to torture all those tainted souls.

 

[rokkolpo]

well i,d say depends on how you picture heaven/hell.

if heaven is a place were everything you want appears.OK

if hell does the same but you can also have a succubus harem.OK

truly depends on circumstances.

i,m going wibble

 

[rokkolpo]

Heaven DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH


That is,islamic heaven,not that pansy christian thing.

you mean 47 virgins waiting for you.

 

[Crossborder]

Rule in hell. I bet it's more interesting than cleaning god's beard.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

Rule in hell and turn it into heaven.

Take that.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Rule in hell and turn it into heaven.

Take that.

Then have two competing corporations of heaven. Thats probably how it started and then business was bad so the devil turned it into hell; he tried changing the product of the business and it turned out very successful.

 

[InsertWittyName]

Hmm, a place with a lot of people who blindly follow religion to piss you off in heaven, and you have to serve someone (just like Earth.) OR a nice spot in hell ruling over badass fires and skulls and horns and shoving cars up hitler's nose and when he refuses skin his arm and let it grow back then skin it again......And being able to ram rapists and molesters with your badass horns and curb stomping em with your hooves...
THE LATTER PLZ

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Rule in Hell. Why in the world would I want to serve anyone? And if power corrupts, bring on the corruption, I'll happily take it over serving in Heaven.

 

[Neesa]

I'll stick to eternal paradise. Especially if it's relaxing with the occasional party. I'd be completely content with that.

 

[Lazzi]

Cant I own a small cafe in the world of the living?

I dont need to rule over every one, but I want a little bit of control and respect.

 

[omle]

I'd rather have a nice job in the Bahamas than rule over a landfill in Sudan. Rule it or not, you're not going to have fun there.

 

[stonethered]

Serve in Heaven. I'd rather spend eternity with Mormons than an hour with Atheist Fanatics.

Though they creep the everloving, sweet bejeebies out of me, at least the Mormons have a painless game night on Wendesdays.

In hell you just get the perpetual sensation of burning to death inside out, coupled with every other type of agony you could possibly imagine amd a few you can't. And worst of all you spend it surrounded by stubborn atheists.

Edit: And I think AEsop said it best; better a live dog then a dead lion.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I would rule in hell and make it into heaven.

Best of both worlds.

 

[Crayzor]

Hmm... eternal paradise or eternal suffering... Now that's a tough one.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Rule in Hell, if only for my kid to have bragging rights.
"My dad's an accountant"
"Well mine's Satan, *****!"

This is made of win. Noice one.

And yes, I agree. I'd defo take the ruling in Hell.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Hell... my friends would all be there, and most the "christians" I know are hypocrites...