Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[Sansha]

Chell, because she never gives up. You'll never leave unsatisfied, and I like a girl who isn't afraid to fly without wings.

 

[slightly evil]

I think Chell needs some love at this point

 

[DaphneRose]

Probably Chell. She probably cuddles better and afterwards we'll use the portal gun for crazy rom-com shenanigans.

 

[Tharwen]

Samus.

Wait... the Nintendo version or the DeviantArt version?

This doesn't seem like a degrading thread to post in at all!

But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.

Spoiler: Portal 2 spoilers

She was the daughter of an Aperture Science employee and was captured by GLaDOS on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day when GLaDOS killed everyone.

There's also a theory that Chell is Cave Johnson's biological daughter but he had her adopted by the aforementioned employee.

Of course, that probably only makes sense if you've played Portal 2. Have you?

 

[buffalodriver87]

considering i compared the collections on rule 34:
i'ma go with chell ^_^

 

[Veldel]

Samus shes super fit and has one nice body and she looks very flexable among other things and with her not being pure human id say some stuff could be even better.

 

[pretzil]

Why isn't GLaDOS an option?

 

[crop52]

Man, samus is totally hotter than chell, but I'd much rather sleep with chell, just cause.

 

[Timmehexas]

Since I don't like either answer I'm going to cheat and go with Captain Jack Harkness.

 

[tycho0042]

I'd go samus. even if other m ruined her she's still more attractive to me

 

[Chris646]

If I'm remembering correctly, Chell might have a slight case of severe brain damage, might be missing a few teeth and is possibly deaf. I'll have to go with Samus.

 

[Firetaffer]

Why is Chell the intelligent choice?

Sure, she solved puzzles, but so did pretty much everyone else in this forum that has played Portal 2. Samus at least has some sort of backstory.

and dat ass.

 

[Mischa87]

Samus all the way, this girl loves her some powerful women, mreow. Also, you're a pig for making this thread, heh

 

[Kahunaburger]

You see - questions and polls like this? This is why we as the internet can't have good things.

HEY GUISE WHICH OF THESE TWO ICONIC FEMALE CHARACTERS THAT ARE PRIMARILY PRESENTED AS SOMETHING OTHER THAN A SEX OBJECT* WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SECKS WITH??1??

Seriously, wtf?

*Other M never happened, and Samus doesn't take off her clothes if you speedrun. Any rumors you may hear to the contrary are horrible, horrible lies.

 

[kickyourass]

Samus, hands down, sorry Chell, your game may be better, but I have no idea what you look like. I didn't even know Chell was a girl for like 3 months of playing Portal.

What?! You never saw her, in 3 months? Didn't you ever use that 2 portal trick in a corner to look at yourself?
You know what's real funny about that? In the first game Samus was in, no one found out she was a she until the very end of the game. Ha!

No, actually I was much more focused on getting through one particularly dfficult level without cheating. I only ever found out she was female when I looked her up on valve's wiki. And even then her picture refused to load, it's like the world is activly trying to keep me from seeing what she looks like.

 

[mike141]

chell because she seems the most normal samus may have a breakdown because all shes been through and well i just plain like chell better

 

[Anthony Abney]

Chell, 3 reasons

1. as one of the other people said, she seems like the intelligent type

2. no talking = no nagging

3. Samus' armor looks like a ***** to take off

 

[dorkette1990]

Samus. She looks like a lady in control (ifyaknowwhatImean)

 

[ScarlettRage]

If I Was A lesbian, or Bi... then Samus.