I was thinking about this, and concocting my plan for such a situation. In the event of this peculiar conundrum, I would quickly find the case containing the wiring of the buttons, and yank it out, taking away my choice and disabling the mechanism. Then if the overseers of this foul experiment came in to the room to fix it, I would quickly subdue all 1-10 of them with only my fists and a small length of the wire, yelling catchphrases as I did. Escaping through whichever entrance they used, I would free the middle-aged men, fight off the inevitable henchmen and escape the complex, miraculously avoiding bullets and henchmen until finally I get to the bottom of it all and defeat the final boss.
Job done. However you didn't give me a girl to impress and walk off into the sunset with, so I'll choose to push both buttons out of sheer stubbornness.