If a tree falls in the forest and there's no-one around to hear it, have you ever been so far as to really have decided as to ever have been like?
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Because human stereotyping knows no bounds.AMX58 said:
Stereotyping just works like that: Native American Casinos, African Natives all being Animist savages, Americans being rude and fat, British people having bad teeth, all Indians (from India) having red dots on their forehead. It's just the way humans group everything together in cultures...incorrectly of course, but y'know.
I accept your surrender.Not G. Ivingname said:TiloXofXTanto said:
In a way, possibly in the direction which decides the way will.The Afrodactyl said:
Because the artificial coloring in the multicolored soaps doesn't bond to the water and dirt particles, it just washes down in a mixture with the water that isn't bonded to the soap.Furioso said:
Unfortunately no, for the equation proving your Plutonianaity would be: x=(3v^5/14y)/wazzxl said:
I HEREBY CALL FOR A REVIVAL...Because I'm bored....
also because humans have the greatest questions of all.
also because humans have the greatest questions of all.
My initial revival failed, I shall attempt only once more and then retreat to the land of where-ever-the-hell.
So I can ask any question I have? OK then...
1. If girls always say they want a nice guy with a nice personality, how come they pick these irresponible dumb pricks to date?
2. Why do I have to watch movies/t.v. shows that I HATE in order to prove I'm "black" but other black people don't watch movies/show that I like?
3. Why is it that whenever I tell my classmates that I'm a virgin(they constantly ask me this) they tell me how to get a girl or offer to get me a girl? Also, when girls here this, why do they say that it's cute and that I'll find someone nice, I can see skepticism in their faces?
4. I belive I watch too much porn. I get bored too easily on the internet, so what non-porn related websites do you know can keep me entertained for a while?
LAST QUESTION:
Can you or anyone give me advie on keeping my anger and my asshole tendicies in check? What I'm trying to say is that although I am usually nice to everybody, people have been "testing" me to see what I would do. Because fighting will just bloody me(or the idiotic prick) up, I verbally lash out.
1. If girls always say they want a nice guy with a nice personality, how come they pick these irresponible dumb pricks to date?
2. Why do I have to watch movies/t.v. shows that I HATE in order to prove I'm "black" but other black people don't watch movies/show that I like?
3. Why is it that whenever I tell my classmates that I'm a virgin(they constantly ask me this) they tell me how to get a girl or offer to get me a girl? Also, when girls here this, why do they say that it's cute and that I'll find someone nice, I can see skepticism in their faces?
4. I belive I watch too much porn. I get bored too easily on the internet, so what non-porn related websites do you know can keep me entertained for a while?
LAST QUESTION:
Can you or anyone give me advie on keeping my anger and my asshole tendicies in check? What I'm trying to say is that although I am usually nice to everybody, people have been "testing" me to see what I would do. Because fighting will just bloody me(or the idiotic prick) up, I verbally lash out.
私はあなたに素晴らしい人にありがとうShadow flame master said:
1. It's the way that humans in general work really. A standard has been set for expectations, but it's those who defy the expectation that get noticed and accepted 6 times out of 10. Others will honestly just put up a front just to make themselves seem slightly less... [insert quality here I guess].
2. Stereotyping and warped pride formed within affected communities of their own supposed stereotypes.
3. Because males will see it as a problem to be fixed and will tell you how to do so, while females will see it as a personal thing that you will have to solve yourself and simply wish you luck, albeit insincerely, in order to avoid being the person who directly helps you "solve" your "problem"
4.
1. http://www.smackjeeves.com/ (if you enjoy web-comics, but be careful, its' similar to youtube in that anyone can post anything)
2. http://www.xkcd.com/ (same thing)
3. http://www.youtube.com/show/freemansmind?s=1 (awesomeness)
4. http://www.kongregate.com/ (great place for flash games)
5. http://www.newgrounds.com/ (zuh)
6. http://www.sembeo.com/media/Matrix.swf (amazingly addictive)
7. http://sverigesradio.se/cgi-bin/src/sing/sing.asp (sometimes)
12. http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers (too much greatness, DFTBA!)
13. http://zombo.com/ (welcome)
14. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page (the most reliable source of Shit in the world)
15. http://www.youtube.com/user/brusspup (warning, mind may be blown)
16. http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime (if you have a weak stomach, use these guys to learn how to not have one)
17. http://www.youtube.com/user/CorridorDigital (more people need to make things this awesome)
18. http://us.akinator.com/ (try and beat him, I've managed it 7 times already)
19. http://www.youtube.com/user/khanacademy?blend=1&ob=5 (use for learning only)
20. http://www.youtube.com/user/OMGFactsOfficial (moonwalking bird, nuff said)
21. http://www.youtube.com/user/vsauce (damn a lot of youtube stuff)
22. http://leasticoulddo.com/ (great, but needs some getting used to for most people)
23. http://neorice.com/aptgg_1 (GREATNESS)
2. http://www.xkcd.com/ (same thing)
3. http://www.youtube.com/show/freemansmind?s=1 (awesomeness)
4. http://www.kongregate.com/ (great place for flash games)
5. http://www.newgrounds.com/ (zuh)
6. http://www.sembeo.com/media/Matrix.swf (amazingly addictive)
7. http://sverigesradio.se/cgi-bin/src/sing/sing.asp (sometimes)
8. http://www.mangareader.net/745/sora-no-otoshimono.html (might be offensive at times but is hilarious)
9. http://www.animeseason.com/nichijou/ (Pure comedy)
10. http://www.mangareader.net/120/the-world-god-only-knows.html (Pure greatness)
11. http://www.animeseason.com/seitokai-yakuindomo/ (the god of comedy wrote this)
I had more, but decided to not include them
9. http://www.animeseason.com/nichijou/ (Pure comedy)
10. http://www.mangareader.net/120/the-world-god-only-knows.html (Pure greatness)
11. http://www.animeseason.com/seitokai-yakuindomo/ (the god of comedy wrote this)
I had more, but decided to not include them
13. http://zombo.com/ (welcome)
14. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page (the most reliable source of Shit in the world)
15. http://www.youtube.com/user/brusspup (warning, mind may be blown)
16. http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime (if you have a weak stomach, use these guys to learn how to not have one)
17. http://www.youtube.com/user/CorridorDigital (more people need to make things this awesome)
18. http://us.akinator.com/ (try and beat him, I've managed it 7 times already)
19. http://www.youtube.com/user/khanacademy?blend=1&ob=5 (use for learning only)
20. http://www.youtube.com/user/OMGFactsOfficial (moonwalking bird, nuff said)
21. http://www.youtube.com/user/vsauce (damn a lot of youtube stuff)
22. http://leasticoulddo.com/ (great, but needs some getting used to for most people)
23. http://neorice.com/aptgg_1 (GREATNESS)
I think that's enough.
5. Learn how to fantasize violent things, learn the difference between fantasies and reality, do something strange to cause them to abandon their efforts, try actual stress relief techniques
Don't you mean "AYstraayliyan"?Mr Thin said:
If you can go back in time and become intimate with yourself, is it copulation or masturbation?
It's quite strange for everyone, and no one, for all dreams say something about the psyche and are inherently strange but also normal for those who frequently dream of the same things.EternalFacepalm said:
1. (I believe your quote of this thread's second question was meant to re-use it, I shall now re-use my answer)Giest4life said:
2. I believe that he does not mean "AYstraayliyan" as AYstraayliyans, don't even exist in this universe, much less this planet. (how do you even know about the least known reptilian sentient species?)TiloXofXTanto said:
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common senseThe Afrodactyl said:
Only if he is also a narcissist.Zetablade said:
...or masturbating at the time of said look, though I'm sure it isn't directly caused by the actual act of viewing it at the time.
1. Depends on whether or not a suitable tailor is available. If a tailor is available, it is faster to go to Cleveland, if not, bus is faster.JCBFGD said:
2. 6%, already answer this, because that's the average difference between any duck's Side A and Side B.
Zuh? You took out your quote and added a question? I is confused.Giest4life said:
Anyway, to answer your question, it is copulation, and (by the world's strangest technicality) incest as well. (it's the same as having sex with a clone of yourself and time clones count as siblings since the Gerud v. Gerud case that took place in the designated time period 7c.)