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ae86gamer

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I grab him and punch him a couple of times to teach him a lesson.

I throw a computer at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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I examine it in mid-flight, discern that it is a very nice computer, and catch it, take it home, and love it.

I throw the standard Vista installation at the next poster!
 

LockHeart

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I swing at it with a baseball bat in mid air, sending it soaring and lodging in Steve Balmer's face.

I throw Steve Balmer at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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I look and realize...it's a first-gen Zune!
I duck behind a waist-high wall.

I throw a pair of zombies at the next poster.
 

ae86gamer

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They hang out with me and we reinact(?) thriller.

I throw a empty used gun at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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I metabolize the ashes and become super-human.
I catch it, reload, and kill the forty ninjas that suddenly appear around me. With a 12-round magazine.

I throw five tons of bubbles at the next poster.
 

LockHeart

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In a painstaking 3 week struggle, I pop my way out with a sewing needle.

I throw said needle at the next poster's eye.
 

ae86gamer

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I swallow it and from then on whenever I burp bubbles come out.

I throw my useless brother at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I throw him in jail with a bunch of midgets to make him feel like a giant when he sobers up.
I jump over it like Mario as it rolls down a hill!

I throw razor wire at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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It flies over my head and hits a postman.

I throw a mail truck at the next poster.