Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

You hit your TV instead, like the countless idiots who've already done it.

I throw a .50 cal bullet at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

It misses me and breaks my LCD television.

I throw a sharpened CD at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

It cuts my finger as I try to catch it, eliciting a long stream of curses.

I throw a useless invention at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I catch the invention, patent it, and make billions of dollars and cause the deaths of five stupid people.

I stab the next poster with an electric toothbrush.

 

[Neonbob]

You stab my mouth, and give my teeth a vigorous scrubbing.

I throw FEMA at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

Because they are so slow, the spend 5 days in the air beofre they get close to hitting me, and by then I have received my rocket launcher, and I blow them out of the sky.

I throw my empty rocket launcher at the next poster (Lousy cheap-ass Russian mail order service!)

 

[goldenjester]

As the rocket launcher speeds towards, I fight fire with fire...I throw my crappy Russian mail order bride out in front. However, NeoAC, you made a mistake-there was still a rocket, and the force of the explosion throws me several yards.

As I windmill wildly through the air, I realized that the shrapnal from my ex-russian bride's dogtags has removed my leg. I catch it and throw it before I hit the ground and pass out...

 

[Neonbob]

I notice the tags, pick them up, and get an achievement!

I throw the Duke xbox controller at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

as the controller hurtals towards my mug, i counter by throwing Duke Nukem... but he's so heavy, he squashes me flat.

squirming free, i throw Metal Gear

 

[Neonbob]

I throw Snake, who dismantles it mid-air. I am then killed by the thousands of parts that are still flying at me.

I throw McAfee at the next poster.
(antivirus program)

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

They burn my face and I suddenly begin to levitate.

I am the flying-spaghetti monster and I throw a meatball at the next poster.

 

[Nia-san]

Yumm meatball tastes good

I throw up at the next player

 

[Vor@Tan]

dodging sick but landing face first in shit
i throw microfiliment wire to gurot the next person

 

[Neonbob]

I don't notice it, as the wind catches the wire, and wraps it around the neck of a toddler. Yay!

I throw cow tongues at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

they smack harmlessly against my magnificants and i'm left a big slimy wet drip

i throw YouTube

 

[Neonbob]

I am crushed by the weight of all the jackoffs on it.

I throw a balrog at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I throw Gandolf at it he screams YOU SHALL NOT PASS and takes the beast with him down the cliff the appeared solely for this

I throw a cheese cracker at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it. Yums.

I throw a silver bullet at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

It hits me but then I sue you and win. Now you are my slave.

I throw Neonbob at the next poster.