Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

I eat them!

I throw Sporky's confusion at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

AHH! True- You got m- Hey.. Thats the wrong game here....uhh YOU DIDT PUT A SCREENSHOT!! no.. b1?
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I th- THAT!S IT! I throw my confusion ovet to the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I laugh as your confusion misses its target, and is drawn to the largest source of confusion in the world: politicians!

I throw a 747 at the next poster.

 

[Letsrock456]

I pretend to be ignorant and not know what a 747 is, therefore, it dosen't exist.

I throw these words at the next poster
MASH POP HARLEQUIN

 

[Neonbob]

I grab those words and, finding all of them in my vocabulary already, discard them.

I throw an entire set of encyclopedias at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i get repeatedly smacked on the head for not being word-literatty *a thesarus smacks me in the face*

i throw a dwarf with a bloody axe at the next person to scroll this thread *fling*

 

[prinxess]

I catch him in a big net and dunk him down a huge hole.

I throw myself at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I catch you out of instinct, before realizing who you are. Then I drop you.

I throw cadavers at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i throw a necromancer, who has a field-day in mid-air before his resureccted mass splatters me flat

i throw Christopher Lee

 

[Neonbob]

He's so old that he breaks upon impact with me.

I throw stilettos at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i counter with holding Pinhead as a shield. he tears my soul apart.

i throw my flesh

 

[Neonbob]

I roast it on a barbecue, and then eat it. Tasty!

I throw palm trees at the next poster.

 

[Sparrow]

But aha! I use the power of Anti-Miracle Gro on the trees, and they shrink to the size of garden weeds!

I throw my SNES controller at the next poster!

 

[Vor@Tan]

i catapult Shreder...and get impaled by a stray splinter (was TMNT on the Sega or Nin??? can't remember...)

i throw paper

 

[Neonbob]

I get a paper cut.

I throw lemons at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i get acid burns and melt into toxic ooze

i throw my own slime

 

[Neonbob]

I am coated in it and cannot move out of the street. An 18-wheeler nails me.

I throw propane at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i watch it miss, then take it home to use for my grill.

i throw my GARY COLEMAN GRILL AT THE NEXT POSTER!

 

[Neonbob]

Ummmmm...I don't think he has one...I get hit with the nonexistent object.

I throw MaxTheReaper at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I dodge him and he goes flying into a giant oven.

I throw a bomb at the next poster.
(See my avatar for reference)