Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted, but you can't change history in a good way. Only changing it so that many more people die.

I wish that I could of bought the Celestia doll when I went to sainsburys today!

 

[him over there]

Granted, it was the last one and you made a very poor child who walked for three days who wanted one cry

I wish that my internet was a little faster.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted but now it's so fast the whole internet explodes (Don't ask why)

I wish I could know why "him over there's" avatar was looking away from me!

 

[him over there]

Granted, the information makes you question the very existence of your entire being and you stay in a vegetative perplexed state for all eternity.

I wish that my space invader wall decals would stick to the wall better.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, they'll never come off. Sadly your house is bombed

I wish for better replies.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted, but there so good your head blows up in the amazingness of the replies!

I wish for my Minecraft to work!

 

[him over there]

Granted, now it does! you get addicted to playing unceasing tedium the video game.

I wish I could draw half decent.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but you can't change history in a good way. Only changing it so that many more people die.

Who said that isn't a good thing in my book..? ;D

OT: Granted, only no one else agrees with you.

I wish I had a bottle of coke that would always be full, no matter how much I drank from it.

 

[him over there]

Granted, it's totally flat.

I wish that youtubers actually had brains.

 

[JLML]

Granted, now they write their idiotic sentences in an intelligent way.

I wish I had an angel?

 

[him over there]

Granted, it is detained and dissected for science against your will

I wish I could make my own quality gifs.

 

[Berenzen]

Granted, but you're not allowed to upload them

I wish that I could get a good-quality job.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but you get fired after a day.

I want a cookie.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. The cookie is stale and kills you.

I wish for Liz White.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but you also get that annoying kid from that annoying series following you around whilst annoying you.


I wish I could think of something less... Annoying.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the fact you can annoys you.

I wish every moment from now on was calm.

 

[BlackStar42]

Granted but the fact you can annoys you.

I wish every moment from now on was calm.

Granted, but only because you're dead.

I wish that more places round here will sell Cherry Coke.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. They don't stock any other soda. And that's a damned shame, because Dr. Pepper is the greatest thing known to man.

Now I wish I had a bottle of Dr. Pepper.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but it's empty, 'cause I drank it before giving you the bottle. I love me some Dr. Pepper. :9

I wish I cou- *BOOM*............... [sub]*silence*[/sub]

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, you come to life missing both arms.

I wish to own a Zoid.