Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[BlackStar42]

Granted, but it comes complete with everyone's favourite thing ever, Clippy.

I wish I could play guitar better.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, you become a Guitar hero and go to rehab afteer taking to manyh drugs.

I wish for Laptop that can and will play any game that ever was or ever will be.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but you can't use an external mouse for it, having to rely on the touchpad. In fact, it's completely devoid of USB ports, disk drivers, internet cable plug-ins and it also lacks the ability to connect to wireless networks without the use of a USB device... Oh snap.


I wish I got a job. Seriously, I need that damned money. D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but I beat you up and take it <.<

I wish for Metroids to attack.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, although you fall into a coma and miss the whole thing.

I wish for Charazard.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. It's somehow a level 1 Charizard that only knows Splash. Hey, don't blame me, transporting Pokemon between universes may do strange things to them.

I wish I had a Magikarp. (There's no way they can ruin this one at all)

 

[JLML]

Granted, it's dead.

I wish I could cakeify people.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, it's a lie.

I wish White Chocolate Malteasers.

 

[him over there]

Granted, they are hated by everyone and taken off the market before you have any

I wish for a blue elephant with wings and spikes.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but the wings are too small to do anything, heck, they're barely visible, and the spikes are infinitesimally small, thus pretty much not existing.

I wish I could speak a few more languages.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, but you only speak those langueges and never English.

I wish for Minecraft.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The instant you try to play it, all your imagination flees, leaving you with a large open world you can't do anything with.

I wish for a top hat to eat my head.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. When you put it on the Hat insults you forever for having a bad tasting head.

I wish for the best internet connection ever.

 

[him over there]

Granted, it's a special deal that costs a few million dollars.

I wish I had a pen tablet.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it requires a voltage of 300 to run.

I wish for a year long cricket tournament.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it isn't televised and takes place underground. Oh and everyone who takes part is 'flashed'.

I wish for mind control.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you can only use it on blind, deaf, mute quadruple amputees.

I wish for an unlimited lifetime supply of working headphones.

Because mine break all the time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they can only play the knitting 24 news program from south Davinshire.

 

[Robert632]

I wish people would stop pointing out when previous posters don't make a wish.

 

[JLML]

Granted, now no one makes wishes any more, effectively ending the thread.

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I wish I didn't say that, because this thread has to continue! D: