Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Viridian]

Granted. You also sparkle and attract middle-aged women.

I wish Pluto was classified as a planet again.

 

[Yureina]

Granted. I don't think many people will mind.

I wish that I could punch people through the internet.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you can only punch people who are offering you money.

I wish for a nice cold beer.

 

[Yureina]

Granted. Now get that thing the hell away from me.

I wish for more people to post in Forum Games.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it is now a 4chan board.

I wish it never gets to that level.

 

[JLML]

Granted, it's beyond that instead.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You sink in everything else.

I wish for a 3.1321879614237643264732675834625349781675346354178356939173492734278593462875634253492587934628579647235693265473269547329 cm^2 picture frame.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. Too bad it's invisible.

I wish I had D-cup boobies.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. Too bad your invisible so the whole thing was pointless.

I wish for Monster Hunter on the Xbox 360 in Europe.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The Xbox 360 is buried somewhere in the middle of some place in Europe.

I wish I could type without having to correct hundreds of mistakes.

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

Granted, but you're so paranoid you're going to make a mistake, you can only type 1 letter an hour.

I wish for a flat-screen TV.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't turn it on because you no longer have electricity.

I wish I could own a pub in Ireland.

 

[Yureina]

Granted, hope you enjoy it!

I wish I could have more pillows.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. No self-respecting leprechaun will drink there.

Granted, it's extremely itchy and has sharp feathers pointing out of it.

I wish I could be friends with a leprechaun.

 

[Yureina]

Granted, now he wants to kiil you.

I wish I could have a hug.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. A big smelly bear hugs you for an hour.

I wish Jurassic park were real.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. You can't afford to visit due to debt.

I wish for a new Episode of YU-GI-OH The Abridged Series.

 

[Yureina]

Granted, have fun with that.

I wish for a bigger Rei picture stockpile.

 

[Sacman]

Granted... that includes the huge amount of disturbing hentai as well...<.<

I wish for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 to be better than the original...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's still in development for a while.

I wish it was still in development.