Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[steeple]

granted, they go rouge and decide to kill you

I wish for world domination (by me, of course)

 

[staika]

Granted, you kill everyone in the process so you become the ruler of some dirt >.>

I wish for Escapist domination > (by me)

 

[steeple]

granted, you're banned shortly afterwards

I wish to be a pop-tart prince

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, all you get is cherry flavour! No one likes cherry it's the rules! xD

I wish to have 3 more wishes!

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, except that when you wished that you wake up inside a mental hospital with NO HATS, and you forget about the wishes.

Bwahaha!

I wish I had Pyra's hat!

 

[Heartcafe]

Granted, except it becomes alive and eats your head to moment you wear it.

I wish I didn't have to do homework :/

 

[souper soup guy]

Granted, now you don't learn anything, can't get a job, and die a penniless hobo.

I wish that League of Legends Dominion was out now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, the internet explodes! D:


I wish to steal the internet!

 

[staika]

Granted you get caught and are executed by being sat on by a sweaty fat man D:

I wish my computer had more memory!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, your brain is used to increase it. :3

I wish to have all my loans repaid.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, but they are paid by taking out even bigger loans.

I wish somebody would make me a talking deathclaw from fallout 2 that would never harm me and can't breed.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, It is 1 inch tall! XD

I wish for a pet dragon!

 

[staika]

Granted but it eats you D:

I wish I was on a horse!

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, but it is on fire.

I wish I was fluent in every language in the universe.

 

[staika]

Granted but you become mute and it becomes a useless skill D:

I wish I wasn't sick D:

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, you are dead.

I wish I was a Super Mutant. (It will make an awesome buddy cop show.)

 

[qazcake]

Granted but the army kills you

I want a flying tank

 

[staika]

Granted but it flies into the sun D:

I wish my cat could talk!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, I talks backwards!

I wish for all the hats in the world! O.O

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you have to wear them all at once at all times though.

I wish for a fresh glass of milk.