Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Drake the Dragonheart · Oct 25, 2015

Granted, they adapt the worst book ever.

I wish James Brown was still alive.

UltraDeth · Oct 25, 2015

Granted, he retires due to old age

I wish my moustache grew faster

The Almighty Aardvark · Oct 25, 2015

It grows faster, but now it grows backwards.

I wish I had a violin

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FPLOON · Oct 26, 2015

Granted, it will always lack strings...

I wish I got the jest of the situation!

UltraDeth · Oct 26, 2015

Granted, you're the butt of the joke

I wish I understood all languages

FPLOON · Oct 26, 2015

Granted, you can never speak them or showcase a realm of physical understanding...

I wish I could dance the night away!

UltraDeth · Oct 26, 2015

Granted, the night never ends, so you'll be dancing for a while

I wish every game was good

Wary Wolf · Oct 26, 2015

Granted. Now reality is even more shit.

I wish that the hospital hand sanitizer didn't get in my eyes quite so much...

FPLOON · Oct 27, 2015

Granted, all the dirt and germs would get into your eyes much more quickly than that...

I wish I were friends with bears!

UltraDeth · Oct 27, 2015

Granted, but they all stink

I wish for breakfast pork chops

FPLOON · Oct 27, 2015

Granted, you get incurable cancer...

I wish I ran for power!

UltraDeth · Oct 27, 2015

Granted, but you get impeached

I wish I could go on sneaking missions

FPLOON · Oct 28, 2015

Granted, you must always breathe through your skin... and constantly naked...

I wish Scotty D would drop the bomb already!

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 5, 2015

Granted. He drops it on you.

I wish I was a ****ing Sorcerer!

Wary Wolf · Nov 5, 2015

Granted. But you have to **** your parents...

I wish I hadn't gone there.

FPLOON · Nov 6, 2015

Granted, now everyone must go further than you, but raw...

I wish the Sex Pistols did a good collab with the Ramones!

UltraDeth · Nov 6, 2015

Granted, but it's an acquired taste

I wish people would stop following trends without a second thought

FPLOON · Nov 6, 2015

Granted, they will follow trends without a third thought... I mean, people, am I right?

I wish for an Animaniacs comeback!

UltraDeth · Nov 6, 2015

Granted, but it's not as good

I wish my moustache could grow in a few weeks

Wary Wolf · Nov 6, 2015

Granted. Congratulations! You are now bald.

I wish the blood sucking minions of Satan (mosquitos) would stop bugging me at night.