Serial Killer Game 73: Digital Infection - Round 2 Voting End 8AM Nov 25th

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I don't know if it's fair to count the game of the worst dinosaurs ever. We just... We were so bad. At everything.

You guys really were... the best was executing your own spy for us.

@Aero: Thank you!

HEY, AT LEAST I SAVED THEM! And I never voted for the spy... I voted for Armadox... Who wasn't even on the list...

 

[Headsprouter]

Spoiler: A tale of a perverted GM

Little ole Dema was filled to the brim with sexual aroma. Blood flowing like a river to Dema's perverted mind and his lecherous crouch.

"Oh...huhuhuhu~!" He laughed a sexual laugh, that of a Gothic Lolita getting banged by several tentacles in a totally consensual matter whom I might add is totally not underage. But before Dema's Deep♂ Dark♂ Fantasies♂ could be fulfilled, he realised something horrible........ That the Desktop Stripper isn't a futanari! "God dam it," Dema cursed "the site said it would be a futa stripper with gigantic balls and a horsecock! This isn't a horsecock! This is a slightly larger than normal clitoris!" But tragedy struck again, as his loud gibbering about futas, balls, and horsecocks has alerted his mother.

"Didn't I tell you not to shout profanities in my house whilst you play those stupid video games?!?!" His mother roared like an angry lioness.

Dema, like the panicky pervert he is, just remembered he didn't lock the door. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!" He gave a reactionary scream.

"That's it!" His mother shouted in response, "I am going up there young man!"

Dema's heart sunk whilst his penis only grow in stature. "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!" He repeatedly cussed while speeding to the door "I can't let mommy see me like this!" His panic made him speed up more and more until he finally jumped at the door. Sadly, his vain attempts at locking the door only resulted in him breaking the key. "Ag...ur...gah......" tears started seeping down his checks down to the rest of his body, especially the naughty bits. But Dema would not give up! Dema has something others don't, and that is determination! Also a limited edition figurine of Billy Herrington, but that's a story for another day. Dema quickly rushed to his computer, thinking if he turned it off he could justify his cussing and boner through a nightmare and morning wood respectively. He pressed the off switch; the little desktop stripper only placed her soft hands upon her lips and started giggling.

"What the fucK?!?!" Dema cursed more, "is this some sort of fucking Trojan Horse?!?!?"

"Whatever!" He shouted as he pulled the cords out..... but unfortunately he realised that she is no ordinary desktop stripper as her hair turns a deadly magenta and her "Face" becomes a pale mask with four eyes and feet transforming into fleshy high-heels.

"What the....... fuck?!?!" he grunted a grunt of fear and confusion, as his mother's footsteps became louder and louder.

Dema with a quick "Aghyaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" lifted the monitor in an attempt to dispose of it. However , it was too heavy for him. And thus caused him to fall on his bed which made look like he was having sex with it.

The 3 metre monstrosity known as Demagogue's mother saw the sorry sight. She did not utter a single a word, for nothing can describe what she is seeing. Instead, she rolled up her right sleeve; her arm filled with a many wiggling veins..... like that of the victims of Hell scratching and yelping.... or in Dema's case, a many of nasty, nasty tentacles.

Fortunately for Dema, his erection finally vanished. Unfortunately for him, he will receive the speaking of his life.

His mother grabbed him and placed him on her knees. Dema whimpers more and more as she prepares his but for the worst spank he ever had. Finally after the conditioning, her arms breaks the sound barrier and delivers a sonic blast to his buttocks. Dema cried an earth shattering cry as his but fades out of existence.

Dema has no butt, yet he must shit.

3 days latter:
After acquiring himself an experimental cyber-butt, Demagogue used it to sit on the chair facing his computer. He was so pissed off at that Torjan that will do anything to kill it, including burning both his monitor and computer. But much like his butt, it faded out of existence.

You know, it would be nice if you gave us enough time to vote.

That was brilliant. Monitor sex made me think of this:

 

[Fractral]

HEY, AT LEAST I SAVED THEM! And I never voted for the spy... I voted for Armadox... Who wasn't even on the list...

You think that's bad? The third round I played I distributed false information unknowingly that caused the killer to win. And then a few rounds ago- the Battlestar Galactica themed one- I caused the death of the Priest as the trickster by accident and then teamed up with the killer (again unknowlingly) to keep him alive the rest of the round, until he killed me in the penultimate cycle.
Come to think of it, I'm more of a hindrance to the survivors than anything else.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

HEY, AT LEAST I SAVED THEM! And I never voted for the spy... I voted for Armadox... Who wasn't even on the list...

You think that's bad? The third round I played I distributed false information unknowingly that caused the killer to win. And then a few rounds ago- the Battlestar Galactica themed one- I caused the death of the Priest as the trickster by accident and then teamed up with the killer (again unknowlingly) to keep him alive the rest of the round, until he killed me in the penultimate cycle.
Come to think of it, I'm more of a hindrance to the survivors than anything else.

So you're saying that killing you was probably for the best?

 

[Demagogue]

You think that's bad? The third round I played I distributed false information unknowingly that caused the killer to win. And then a few rounds ago- the Battlestar Galactica themed one- I caused the death of the Priest as the trickster by accident and then teamed up with the killer (again unknowlingly) to keep him alive the rest of the round, until he killed me in the penultimate cycle.
Come to think of it, I'm more of a hindrance to the survivors than anything else.

Ah... memories. the BSG round was fun.. but I may be bias.

 

[Fractral]

So you're saying that killing you was probably for the best?

Given time, I would have doomed us all.

Ah... memories. the BSG round was fun.. but I may be bias.

Maybe for you, but nobody else.

 

[Demagogue]

Ah... memories. the BSG round was fun.. but I may be bias.

Maybe for you, but nobody else.

I'm sure BeerTent had fun too... but in reality, I really hope that everyone had fun. If they don't have fun, then this game becomes 'bleh'

 

[Fractral]

I'm sure BeerTent had fun too... but in reality, I really hope that everyone had fun. If they don't have fun, then this game becomes 'bleh'

Sometimes it gets too serious, and then it stops being fun. But I don't think you'd get so many people coming back if it weren't fun.

 

[Demagogue]

First posts are updated now with all the links.

 

[Neuromancer]

The Lawyer and Doppelganger are require to help the Killer, they are not allowed to betray them. Whoever has either the Spy, Medic, or Priest must be on the side of good and are unable to side with the Killer. All other players, even if they have roles such as the Arbiter, can join whatever side they want.

And with that emphasised, I wanna reveal that I am the Traitor.

Of team evil, that is.

Jux is the lawyer. Armadox is the killer. As traitor, I am not role-aligned, as the rules do not specifically state so. Thus, I have the liberty to reveal that truth. Click on the following spoilers to see the PMs involved, aswell as my explanation of everything that has lead up to this point.

Spoiler

Spoiler

That move with Revnak was unexpected, I gotta ask you some stuff.

Go on.

Spoiler

Rumor has it from my source that the killer is eyeing you and Tizzy, now that Fractral is out.

I can try to do some wormtonguing to try and get them to choose Tizzy, since the medic is largely useless in keeping anyone important alive, and it reduces the suspect list.

Is this agreeable to you?

I think that Funs would find that agreeable, yes.

Spoiler

Ok, then I think we have an understanding ya? If you understand my position here, help me out.

Yes, I understand your position. How exactly can I be of assistance?

Spoiler

Right now I'm trying to sell them on keeping you alive, and if you want, bringing you in.

I find myself in a really precarious situation. I'm trying to work out in my head all the ways this can play out.

Do you know who the other leak is?

When you say leak, you mean who was the one that leaked Funs' role, or at least, side? Because I'm pretty sure you know that it was Tizzy.

Spoiler

Right, I know Tizzy was one, I just want to know if the other was shr/cow, or if it was you playing deep cover

It was me in deep cover.

Funs told me to play along rather than try and steer the votes away from him. He would be doing that with the help of Secondhand in the thread, trying to make people vote for Frappe and then Fractral. The way we saw it, our votes weren't enough to stop the good team, so rather than waste time trying to get them to vote for someone else, I was to play along and see if I can find out roles and stuff. The hope was, the misdirection would work and people would vote for Fractal, and combined with our votes we'd kill him off. Unfortunately, Warry went ahead and ruined that up. Didn't help that neither I or Funs got to vote.

Spoiler

One more question, who else knows about you?

Secondhand does. Him Funs and I were working together.

Spoiler

Ok, so here's what I'm gonna do. Will forward this to the relevant parties. I basically sold them on Tizzy, despite them wanting you, because in the worst case, you sell me out, I pass along all the stuff I have to dema about dcjf threatening with the rule breaking, and killer gets two free kills.

Basically I'd get to live one round longer, if you betray me. Will talk to them, try to get you on board, and in a way that exposes the least risk to he who must not be named.

We'll likely be targetting cow with the votes. The plan, as I see it happening, is getting you on board, then trying for shr. Don't tell him about me just yet though please.

As you wish. I shall await for the time to vote, and go for Cow. Notify my if anything changes.

Then, a while later...

Spoiler

What kind of killer is crazy enough to kill his own lawyer?

I am not sure what you're referring to. Fractral was the last guy to post, and he was talking about other things.

Page 6 in the thread #179. Yer already on board, you just need to send in the name.

If you go to page 6 and look at the 179th post, then you see that it's an Armadox post. It was thus obvious who it was.

And thus this followed with Demagogue:

Spoiler

Armadox.

Hrm? Vague Stuff? *blinks*

Spoiler

Something something traitorous.

So you are attempting to join the evil team?

don't be cryptic with me silly Neuro, I'm just trying to facilitate your conversion to team evil (I think)

*sigh* Very well.

I was told by Jux to tell you "Armadox" so that I may become traitor.

And, finally...

Spoiler

Consider it done!

Sorry... I just have to be really careful about giving out information and such to make sure you aren't fishing for info against team evil.

Congrats, You have been connected into the evil Botnet. You have the role Bot now.

Spoiler: And now, explanations

I was never on Funs' side to begin with.

I started the game in a pact with Tizzy, who is the medic. Funs approached me afterwards, and I saw the opportunity to go undercover. While posing for the bad guys, I made sure to feed Tizzy and the good side what details I got out, while making sure to misdirect funs and keep my cover.

In other words, I leaked that Funs was the dopelganger.

Irony of it all is, I was also sent undercover by Funs to try and get people to steer the vote against him, but as you can see, I did no such thing.

I have no idea why Jux decided to contact me again after that. We had spoken briefly while I played double agent, and I went on to accuse him in his face of being the lawyer. Expecting my death, I made up a contigency. I sent Morsomk a PM telling him why I thought Jux was the lawyer and instructed him to post it in case I died.

Whatever the case, Jux did contact me, as demonstrated above, and you can see the results. Thanks to the fact that the traitor is not obliged to actually help the killer (fine print costs rounds. It has happened before.), here I am, revealing all this to you all. Though, one thing puzzles me: What is it that funs was doing breaking the rules, and why would I be penalised for ratting Jux out?

So, there you have it, folks. The great mystery, unveiled. I have Tizzy and Morsomk to back me up on my words.

@Dirty Cop James funs:
@Secondhand Revenant:
@Jux:
@Armadox:

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The Lawyer and Doppelganger are require to help the Killer, they are not allowed to betray them. Whoever has either the Spy, Medic, or Priest must be on the side of good and are unable to side with the Killer. All other players, even if they have roles such as the Arbiter, can join whatever side they want.

And with that emphasised, I wanna reveal that I am the Traitor.

Of team evil, that is.

Jux is the lawyer. Armadox is the killer. As traitor, I am not role-aligned, as the rules do not specifically state so. Thus, I have the liberty to reveal that truth. Click on the following spoilers to see the PMs involved, aswell as my explanation of everything that has lead up to this point.

Spoiler

Spoiler

That move with Revnak was unexpected, I gotta ask you some stuff.

Go on.

Spoiler

Rumor has it from my source that the killer is eyeing you and Tizzy, now that Fractral is out.

I can try to do some wormtonguing to try and get them to choose Tizzy, since the medic is largely useless in keeping anyone important alive, and it reduces the suspect list.

Is this agreeable to you?

I think that Funs would find that agreeable, yes.

Spoiler

Ok, then I think we have an understanding ya? If you understand my position here, help me out.

Yes, I understand your position. How exactly can I be of assistance?

Spoiler

Right now I'm trying to sell them on keeping you alive, and if you want, bringing you in.

I find myself in a really precarious situation. I'm trying to work out in my head all the ways this can play out.

Do you know who the other leak is?

When you say leak, you mean who was the one that leaked Funs' role, or at least, side? Because I'm pretty sure you know that it was Tizzy.

Spoiler

Right, I know Tizzy was one, I just want to know if the other was shr/cow, or if it was you playing deep cover

It was me in deep cover.

Funs told me to play along rather than try and steer the votes away from him. He would be doing that with the help of Secondhand in the thread, trying to make people vote for Frappe and then Fractral. The way we saw it, our votes weren't enough to stop the good team, so rather than waste time trying to get them to vote for someone else, I was to play along and see if I can find out roles and stuff. The hope was, the misdirection would work and people would vote for Fractal, and combined with our votes we'd kill him off. Unfortunately, Warry went ahead and ruined that up. Didn't help that neither I or Funs got to vote.

Spoiler

One more question, who else knows about you?

Secondhand does. Him Funs and I were working together.

Spoiler

Ok, so here's what I'm gonna do. Will forward this to the relevant parties. I basically sold them on Tizzy, despite them wanting you, because in the worst case, you sell me out, I pass along all the stuff I have to dema about dcjf threatening with the rule breaking, and killer gets two free kills.

Basically I'd get to live one round longer, if you betray me. Will talk to them, try to get you on board, and in a way that exposes the least risk to he who must not be named.

We'll likely be targetting cow with the votes. The plan, as I see it happening, is getting you on board, then trying for shr. Don't tell him about me just yet though please.

As you wish. I shall await for the time to vote, and go for Cow. Notify my if anything changes.

Then, a while later...

Spoiler

What kind of killer is crazy enough to kill his own lawyer?

I am not sure what you're referring to. Fractral was the last guy to post, and he was talking about other things.

Page 6 in the thread #179. Yer already on board, you just need to send in the name.

And thus this followed with Demagogue:

Spoiler

Armadox.

Hrm? Vague Stuff? *blinks*

Spoiler

Something something traitorous.

So you are attempting to join the evil team?

don't be cryptic with me silly Neuro, I'm just trying to facilitate your conversion to team evil (I think)

*sigh* Very well.

I was told by Jux to tell you "Armadox" so that I may become traitor.

And, finally...

Spoiler

Consider it done!

Sorry... I just have to be really careful about giving out information and such to make sure you aren't fishing for info against team evil.

Congrats, You have been connected into the evil Botnet. You have the role Bot now.

Spoiler: And now, explanations

I was never on Funs' side to begin with.

I started the game in a pact with Tizzy, who is the medic. Funs approached me afterwards, and I saw the opportunity to go undercover. While posing for the bad guys, I made sure to feed Tizzy and the good side what details I got out, while making sure to misdirect funs and keep my cover.

In other words, I leaked that Funs was the dopelganger.

Irony of it all is, I was also sent undercover by Funs to try and get people to steer the vote against him, but as you can see, I did no such thing.

I have no idea why Jux decided to contact me again after that. We had spoken briefly while I played double agent, and I went on to accuse him in his face of being the lawyer. Expecting my death, I made up a contigency. I sent Morsomk a PM telling him why I thought Jux was the lawyer and instructed him to post it in case I died.

Whatever the case, Jux did contact me, as demonstrated above, and you can see the results. Thanks to the fact that the traitor is not obliged to actually help the killer (fine print costs rounds. It has happened before.), here I am, revealing all this to you all. Though, one thing puzzles me: What is it that funs was doing breaking the rules, and why would I be penalised for ratting Jux out?

So, there you have it, folks. The great mystery, unveiled. I have Tizzy and Morsomk to back me up on my words.

@Dirty Cop James funs:
@Secondhand Revenant:
@Jux:
@Armadox:

Why'd you tag DCJF and SR with the song?

 

[Neuromancer]

@crimson: Because they are also people I tricked and lied to in order to get info. Also because Funs was dopelganger, so shame on him.

Edit: And with that, I'm off to sleep. I shall reply to whatever questions and accusations in a few hours.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I... I refuse. I refuse to believe McAfree, FUCKING MCAFREE, actually did good. I REFUSE! I WILL STAND BY MY PRINCIPLES! FUCK MCAFREE!

Whatever, we still have another spy submission before we kill Armadox. Assuming McAfree isn't full of shit.

 

[Jux]

Good game I suppose, though I think we all know this goes against the spirit of the role. I wonder if you contacted Dema about all this before posting it.

And the only reason your head didn't roll this round was because funs was blackmailing me, saying he'd release our pms, where I revealed myself to him after his death, to 'his accomplices' to release publicly(edit) if I didn't recruit you.

I must say, all of this has left a rather sour taste in my mouth. Blatantly dicking over your own team (I suppose this applies to both of you, though only one explicitly) is a rather unfortunate way to 'win' the game.

C'est la vie, let's get on with the next round I suppose.

 

[Armadox]

Nah.

I concede.

Game over, user wins.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Nah.

I concede.

Game over, user wins.

You haven't even killed you own lawyer yet though...

You could at least do that first, just to say you did.

 

[Demagogue]

I'm out for dinner so I'll make a longer post later

[HEADING=1]Team evil has lost (Armadox, Jux, tf2godz, Dirty Copy James funs, and Neuromancer). Game Over. [/HEADING]

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

So will you now all explain what you were doing in your "no Revnaks allowed" clubhouses? I'm kinda jealous.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

So will you now all explain what you were doing in your "no Revnaks allowed" clubhouses? I'm kinda jealous.

*sigh*

I joined up with DCJF. Then heard from Cowabungaa about joining with the evils. But here's the thing... Wary had no contact with the evils. All 6 of those votes on Snekadid? I can account for all of them and none would be the killer or lawyer. (I mean unless Neuro betrayed us that early but vote count would be off) So I suspect the killer and lawyer helped kill Wary

Then... then I find out that Jux helped killed DCJC. The doppelganger... who had gathered a few to his cause. Now Neuro betrayed Jux... I was ready to stop trying to join the evils anyways when we lost the only evil we were with.