I don't live in the U.S., but I heard that PETA's headquarters are there. Anyone who lives near there, I ask you to complete a task few other men could, mainly because most people don't live near the PETA head office (no offense to your abilities)
YOU MUST PLANT THOUSANDS OF COCKROACHES IN THE PETA OFFICE, AND RECORD IT AS THEY SHREIK AND START KILLING THEM LEFT AND RIGHT. It's the only way. The world won't know the evil of PETA until it watches them slaughter thousands of innocent cockroaches in their own land. You must do this, for the GREATER GOOD. You must do this for the sake of all those 6000 fisherman who have lost much of their income because PETA's concerted campaign led to the E.U. banning seal products.
ESCAPISTS AROUND PETA'S OFFICE, UNITE!
YOU MUST PLANT THOUSANDS OF COCKROACHES IN THE PETA OFFICE, AND RECORD IT AS THEY SHREIK AND START KILLING THEM LEFT AND RIGHT. It's the only way. The world won't know the evil of PETA until it watches them slaughter thousands of innocent cockroaches in their own land. You must do this, for the GREATER GOOD. You must do this for the sake of all those 6000 fisherman who have lost much of their income because PETA's concerted campaign led to the E.U. banning seal products.
ESCAPISTS AROUND PETA'S OFFICE, UNITE!