Slowclap awards for genuine stupidity

[Thundero13]

Here's a coversation between me and a friend of mine:
Him: So, if you had three wishes, what would you pick?
Me: hmm, i'm not sure...
Him: Well, you'd want to be a girl wouldn't you?
Me: ... Why would I want to be a girl?
Him: Because you're gay, duh
Me: ...

We stopped being friends after that, keep in mind that he wasn't joking or anything, he was serious when he said all of that

 

[Brandon237]

-SNIP-
"Awwww, you made want to finish the novel when you told me about the threesome, but now..." XD

Ehh, it's Twilight, to be honest, I can't blame her based on Meyers previous work

And that last line was pretty epic

OT:
I have an enemy, who is an ass. He lies through his teeth, a lot. When we were in grade 5 (5 years ago), he tried to convince me that:

Spoiler: I kid you not

He had 5 PS4s at his house

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I just stopped listening to him after that, not worth the strain on my ears.

Also: Anyone, literally anyone who say coal is better than nuclear power in terms of safety and environmental cleanliness, such people may me flip and want to break things.

 

[SinisterGehe]

Well this one abiturient (3rd year student) in my school said during class this:

*teacher asked moral views about pros and cons of nuclear power*
The girl: "As we all know nuclear power is abd because... Isn't Acid rains caused by the fumes released from nuclear waste..." /clap SLOOOWLY!

after that I have NEVER raised my hand up so fast to correct her, even the teacher who was semi anti-nuclear-power* correcter her (*He doesn't really oppose it or is for it, but he doesn't want nuclear reactors to be the primary source of energy, but he understands why Finland can't depend on Solar and Wind power totally)... Like I would understand that if you wouldn't have decent education, but 2nd level academic three years in and you do not know what causes acid rains??? COMON!!! This is why we can't have nice things in this world, when these people

 

[Kathinka]

just gonna copy-paste something i just wrote in a similar topic a few minutes ago:

back in highschool there was this dude sitting in front of me, and he was...well let's just say he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. so in law class, the teacher is talking law stuff, and says something that if in disagreement with a court ruling, everyman has the right to take the case to a higher instance of the court system. so he slightly turns arround and asks, in all seriousnes: "hey...who's this everyman guy?" i WISH i was making this up.

same dude, different class. history to be precise.

teacher asks him: "who ruled germany before the third reich?"
he: "uhm..."
me: *whisper whisper*
he: "the jew!"

xD

teacher gave me a warning not to torpedo his lessons any more, but he did so with a grin^^

sry for copypasta everyone who read the other topic

 

[Rossmallo]

Here comes an example of stupidity that I did and actually facepalmed when I realised it. Due to my VERY bad phrasing of trying to find out if there was any special sort of sauce or veg on a certain seasonal sandwich from Subway...

"What's on a Turkey, Stuffing and Gravy sub?"

 

[uncle-ellis]

My friends say a lot of stupid shit
"I'd say by the third puff of my first fag I was addicted"
"A bear could totally beat a hippo in a fight"
"Shut up you crocodile ************!"
But the best has to be:
"There's two boys and one girl in this room, and were all a little drunk, why don't we have a threesome?"
And what followed where the worst 2 hours of my life.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

me and a few friends at a call center i used to work at convinced this girl, who wasn't even overweight, that if she wanted to lose weight she should switch to diet water because it had less calories for 3 weeks...she actually went to stores asking where she could find the diet water lol

 

[Akytalusia]

This children, takes the cake...

Spoiler: Brace yourself, for mind-numbing stupidity

yes. he seems to be lacking some information but.. i raise you..

Spoiler: what the HELL is she going on about...

 

[CAPTCHA]

Me and my ex were walking to a friends house and she's lagging behind.

Me: "Come on hurry up"
Her: "It's kind of hard to walk in these boots"
Me: "You might find it easier if you put them on the right feet"

 

[Davey Woo]

Geography, teacher is explaining how Coal is produced.
Girl: "Oh so the cavemen buried the coal for us to find now, that's really nice of them!"

 

[circularlogic88]

OT: Back in our senior year of high school, when the teacher was talking about Genghis Khan, a girl goes "Wait isn't that that guy from Mulan!?" Same person also thought Winston Churchill was "that black guy" -_-

OK, I gotta ask, is she referring to the Ghostbuster Winston Zeddmore? Because that's the first thing that popped into my mind and that mental image of confusing the two is priceless.

 

[lacktheknack]

My friend told me that he knew everything. I said "Oh, so you're omniscient?"

Him: "What's that?"

Brilliant, man. Brilliant.

 

[Shakomaru]

just gonna copy-paste something i just wrote in a similar topic a few minutes ago:

back in highschool there was this dude sitting in front of me, and he was...well let's just say he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. so in law class, the teacher is talking law stuff, and says something that if in disagreement with a court ruling, everyman has the right to take the case to a higher instance of the court system. so he slightly turns arround and asks, in all seriousnes: "hey...who's this everyman guy?" i WISH i was making this up.

same dude, different class. history to be precise.

teacher asks him: "who ruled germany before the third reich?"
he: "uhm..."
me: *whisper whisper*
he: "the jew!"

xD

teacher gave me a warning not to torpedo his lessons any more, but he did so with a grin^^

sry for copypasta everyone who read the other topic

I like to say "not the sharpest spoon in the fork drawer"

 

[Shakomaru]

My friends say a lot of stupid shit
"I'd say by the third puff of my first fag I was addicted"
"A bear could totally beat a hippo in a fight"
"Shut up you crocodile ************!"
But the best has to be:
"There's two boys and one girl in this room, and were all a little drunk, why don't we have a threesome?"
And what followed where the worst 2 hours of my life.

It's funny because a Hippo could KILL AND EAT a bear.

 

[Connor Lonske]

More than half the people I tell I am Jewish in ethnicity think I believe in Judaism. When I correct them, they say I'm not Jewish then. *slow clap*

 

[Telasro]

I work at a movie theater, and one time I was working concessions and a lady comes in reeking heavily of cigarettes. She buys $20 worth of candy and a small popcorn. When I ask if she wants butter flavoring on the popcorn, she replies "HELL NO! That stuff can kill you!"

-blink-

Took every ounce of self control I had not to say something along the lines of "Are you serious??"

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

I made a threat a while ago about why are the Russian are the bad guys in so many games and movies alike.

Me: Why? Is it the lack of originality or was USSR the biggest threat to America since Hitler?

Guy#1: It's under speculation, most likely it's different in every situation, I blame stereotypes.

Guy#2: Russia was allies with Cube who tried to nuke America.

Guy#1: Genuine Internet stupidity *Facepalm*

Me: *Slow clap*

 

[7777777777444]

We were studying the Chernobyl accident (Spelling :\) and, one of the supposifly smarter people asked after the first day (When we got past the accident)...
"Who's Chernobyl?"

 

[Ironic Pirate]

This children, takes the cake...

Spoiler: Brace yourself, for mind-numbing stupidity

You just won four internets.

I was going to say that Justin Bieber jokes are no longer funny and that everyone makes mistakes, but...He read the word. It wasn't just the guy's accent, he actually read the word "German" and still didn't know what it was.

That is unforgivable.

I love how the host just rolled with it. "Yeah, he loves basketball!"