So a zombie bursts through the door...

[The_ModeRazor]

Let's see... two screwdrivers, a computer, my chair, a pair of scissors, a power supply unit (or whatever it's called) from an older computer...
Unless it's a zombie bear, it's fucking dead.

 

[HavoK 09]

a short sword replica that is hanged next to my desk, even though it has no sharpen edges it can still stab

 

[sheogoraththemad]

let's see, a printer, a little but heavy TV and my guitar, yep I am save

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I could, I use lamp! my lamp is +5 against zombies

 

[VulakAerr]

I keep a pickled brain in a jar. I reckon I'd probably throw that over my balcony. Also I have an ornamental bastard sword. That'd probably do a fair old bit of damage... I managed to cut my hand open with it only 2 minutes after getting it.

 

[Radu889]

Throw an empty mountain dew at him, then hit him in the head mercilessly with some books and then run out the door.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I have a pocket knife on my shelf so...yeah.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I'd kill it with my ass.

 

[KnowYourOnion]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Oh you're so witty!!!
please be quiet before I die of laughter

OT: I could beat it to death with my hair straighteners (I'm so incredibly manly)

 

[Riddle78]

I have a wheeled chair...I'd kick my chair at the zombie from under me,and run downstairs,and bash it with a lamp on the landing on the way down. Continue to the basement,and pelt it with shoes from the basement landing. In the basement,there's a standard issue Canadian Armed Forces bayonet,which is nine or so inches long. Or,I could use the machette that could cut through arctic ice. If running downstairs ain't an option,I'd still toss my chair at it,but I'd then retrieve a bike pump from my closet,which is two meters away.

 

[Shaegor]

Hah, I have a pair of nail-clippers, BRING IT OOOOON!

 

[LocoRocoPandaCookie]

I have 12 cats I could launch at him...But the hardest thing near me that I would consider using would be a dining room table while screaming XD

 

[shadow741]

I'd use the plate in front of me, if that doesn't work then I'd use the shards of the plate when it breaks. Also, I have a broken psp near me, I could use that.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I have a stapler and a tape dispenser. I'm screwed.

 

[ProtoChimp]

I could twat him with my laptop which should knock it on the ground and I could jump on it's head. If it didn't go down there is a small table I could easily pick up and hit it in the face with. I would kick it in the stomach while hitting it with the table and hopefully smash it's brains against the wall. If that still doesn't work I could smash a flower glass holder thingy (sorry bad wording). If that STILL doesn't work I have a little idol thing that I could use with 1 hand to get a quick hit and 2 to finish it off.

 

[SsilverR]

And you have to kill it with the closest thing you can grab, it can sprint at you with left 4 dead like speed, and is a tad bit stronger than you so you couldn't overpower it. Would you be able to survive the encounter?
For me I would probably be killed as the closest thing next to me is a wireless phone.

so you're saying it's above average strength? ... i've been doing martial arts and boxing from a young age so with no ego i'd consider myself "above average strength" .. there are alot of ancient weapons in my room but if the situation is as you described i might not be able to reach for one in time

i'd probably jump up in shock at the mangled mess before me, parry his grab attemp to the side then rabbit punch him as hard as i can ... but what would REALLY in RL happen is that i'd parry then rabbit punch him hard but not my fullest ... subconsciously fearing going to jail for life if he turns out to be your average friendly neighborhood crackhead

 

[Mr_spamamam]

I might be screwed, unless beating it to death with the bong is a possibility?

 

[mew4ever23]

I would have to beat it to death with an office chair. That, or flee.

 

[chieften]

I have my car's hubcap next to me (don't ask why)