So I got cut open.
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Why is this a competition to see who has had the most surgery?
Surely its better to have none, like me?
Surely its better to have none, like me?
I had surgery on my knee a few months ago.I left the clinic the same day since it was a very modern operation involving very small tools,which a few years ago would have required the surgeon to remove the kneecap instead.
Still,I couldn't flex my knee without being in a metric fuckton of pain for 2 week after that and I've only been able to actually put weight directly on my knee without pain via kneeling.
The intruder,which was a detached pieve of bone floating around, cost me my semestre(not being able to walk is problematic when trying to go to school) so when the surgeon came by my room and gave it to me,saying I was one of the last people to be able to receive such thing,I was so happy.I got that little bugger in a plastic cup next to my computer as a reminder to others.Mess with me,and you'll end up in a plastic cup next to me!
Still,I couldn't flex my knee without being in a metric fuckton of pain for 2 week after that and I've only been able to actually put weight directly on my knee without pain via kneeling.
The intruder,which was a detached pieve of bone floating around, cost me my semestre(not being able to walk is problematic when trying to go to school) so when the surgeon came by my room and gave it to me,saying I was one of the last people to be able to receive such thing,I was so happy.I got that little bugger in a plastic cup next to my computer as a reminder to others.Mess with me,and you'll end up in a plastic cup next to me!
I had to have exploration surgery in my balls to see if I had cancer a couple years back. It actualy turned out that some how,shit got into my balls lol. But for the next month, I wanted to die. At least I got alot of Ice cream. too bad I was in to much pain to eat it.
The only surgery I have ever had was my wisdom teeth, which came out ten days ago. Very little pain for me, just some ibuprofen. The worst thing about it was the gauze and waking up from the laughing gas and not knowing how much time had passed.
Err...well, the worst ive had is a load of teeth taken out and i had to have my stomache pumped, but that doesnt really count eh
I've never had surgery before (I'm lucky), but my brother has bits of ceramic bones in his left arm, as his 'standard' bones have crushed in a car accident he had - and some parts couldn't be repaired/healed without exchanging them with ceramic counterparts.
...explosive? Sounds messy. Not to mention excruciatingly painful. I suppose this means you don't still have it as a souvenir?LordCuthberton said:
Nothing interesting for me (sadly?) - I had some of my 'baby' teeth out when the little bastards refused to make way for the fine set of teeth growing behind them, and the local anaesthetic meant I couldn't talk properly for the rest of the day. Then I went back a week later to have the same thing done on the other side of my face. I think I may have the teeth in a bag somewhere.
Reading this thread has got me all worried about my wisdom teeth, which are currently slowly emerging but (so far) giving me no disconfort.
I've had stitches on my hand when i cut it open on a gate spike. When i injured my hand i didn't feel pain i was so shocked- ironically, what really was painful was all the injections i had to have into my hand in order to numb it so the doctor could stitch the hand up. Painkilling needles are painful!
I've had stitches on my hand when i cut it open on a gate spike. When i injured my hand i didn't feel pain i was so shocked- ironically, what really was painful was all the injections i had to have into my hand in order to numb it so the doctor could stitch the hand up. Painkilling needles are painful!
I had my wisdom teeth taken out ONE AT A TIME.
So I thought I was pretty used to that but the last operation was worse than all of the first 3 put together.
The tooth (upper right one) was veeery large and had a nasty hook at the end which made the removal pretty difficult. I have never, ever screamed while at a doctor's but this time I did, several times and with feeling, because it felt like the surgeon was trying to wrench of my jaw while wrenching out the tooth.
Advanced medicine my arse. It's just anaesthetic, one cut and then using a fucking steel hook. I never felt the cuts, of course, but the pressure on my jaw bones was so fucking painful, even through all the drugging that I couldn't help but scream.
More surgery stories?
Had my appendix taken out years ago, only hours before it was about to burst through my stomach wall. How do organs wander, exactly? I have no idea, but thats whats happened.
I had never felt a pain like it before the surgery, and obviously none like it afterwards. Also, the dose of anaesthetic was so large that it took me months to fully recovery from that..
Still, much better than death, which is what the doctor smilingly promised was the alternative, so I will not complain.
So I thought I was pretty used to that but the last operation was worse than all of the first 3 put together.
The tooth (upper right one) was veeery large and had a nasty hook at the end which made the removal pretty difficult. I have never, ever screamed while at a doctor's but this time I did, several times and with feeling, because it felt like the surgeon was trying to wrench of my jaw while wrenching out the tooth.
Advanced medicine my arse. It's just anaesthetic, one cut and then using a fucking steel hook. I never felt the cuts, of course, but the pressure on my jaw bones was so fucking painful, even through all the drugging that I couldn't help but scream.
More surgery stories?
Had my appendix taken out years ago, only hours before it was about to burst through my stomach wall. How do organs wander, exactly? I have no idea, but thats whats happened.
I had never felt a pain like it before the surgery, and obviously none like it afterwards. Also, the dose of anaesthetic was so large that it took me months to fully recovery from that..
Still, much better than death, which is what the doctor smilingly promised was the alternative, so I will not complain.
Just wisdom teeth.
It sucked. The nausea from the pain meds was worse than the pain. Then it got infected.
Still lucky compared to some of the poor guys & girls in this thread.
It sucked. The nausea from the pain meds was worse than the pain. Then it got infected.
Still lucky compared to some of the poor guys & girls in this thread.
What the heck do you do for a living ? Throw yourself out of trains ?Swny Nerdgasm said:
On subject :
I had surgery and I have learned one important thing : When people cut you open it will always hurt even through a ton of painkillers.
It must have taken balls to post about that on a public forum.LordCuthberton said:
I'm sorry that was awful, I apologise.
I had knee surgery after I broke my leg.
Although, my sister had surgery two days ago, she had her 3rd kidney removed. Sad to say, but she beat me.
Although, my sister had surgery two days ago, she had her 3rd kidney removed. Sad to say, but she beat me.