So I ruined someone's life.

[Fetzenfisch]

What you need to do now is out-psycho the psychopath. You need lots and lots of fire. And knives.

Knives make everything better.

Knives are for ladies.

Spoons, spoons are how men out-psyche other men.

slowly and repeatadly, smack.

Also an army of lovers? Just go Scott Pilgrim in their asses.

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She will be fucking mad, but its not OPs fault. I make comments like that all the time, but the risk of idiotic reactions is probably way higher at age 17.
8 years in the future she would probably just try to outwit you.
or agree on the suggestion.

 

[orangecharger]

It takes a lot more than a break up to ruin a teenager's life. She will get over it, and if the guy was that nuts in the first place, she may thank you for it someday -- but not soon. Teenage drama does eventually end.

I lost my best friend to a motorcycle accident when I was 16. I thought for sure that had ruined my life... but it hasn't. It was terrible and painful, but life does go on.

 

[DC_Josh]

That is pretty bad but listen mate, if it wasn't you it would have been something else. People like that psychotic boyfriend of hers would have reacted to some stimulas to that degree whether it was you, me or anyone else because he's unstable.

It's not your fault he's a psycho. If it wasn't you it would have been someone else.

What this man said. Seems to me you may have done her a favour. I make these kind of jokes all the time and often when the other half is standing right there. You giggle, you laugh you move on.

 

[Zanaxal]

@op How about next time going to a bar, seeing the biggest guy in their with all tattoos and shit and calling him gay. Now thats gonna be funny for you to.

Can't say im sorry for you but you should have talked to the bf or somth.

 

[Mechsoap]

some people cant take a joke, that's it, else who reads a other persons mail?

 

[Jonabob87]

Why the hell would you ever say anything like that to someone?

 

[Crazycat690]

So you have a "slut" coming after you ey? What's the worst she can do? Hump you until death?

If nothing else I say get some landmines, put them around the house, put traps in your house and don't leave the house for a year and you should be fine, unless you accidentally go into your own traps. Either that or fake your own death =)

BUT SERIUSLY, I can't help you that much, unless... you want her put down =) That's my proffession^^

 

[Nateman742]

What a horrible joke to make to a slutty girl. Hilarious.

 

[Gudrests]

Im thinking no more sex.....unless you play it right. BTW..OMG THAT IS EPIC BE MY FRIEND LOL. really tho...yeahhh sounds pretty funny to me and there was probally problems between the two of them anyhow

 

[Woodsey]

Not your fault.

Apply the above sentence to shit that is actually your fault and everything will always stay dandy.

 

[USmedik]

F*&^ em if they can't take a joke.

Sounds like you need to take a good lead at the book of DILLIGAF.

 

[Chainsauce]

Have you tried to explain the situation to her (ex)boyfriend?

 

[Risingblade]

This is why you don't leave evidence lying around..:/

 

[KaiRai]

Over 100 guys? The 33 men in a Chilean mine shaft comes to mind when imagining her anatomy.

It was a bad joke, but who does ALL that over a joke? Jesus. I'd tell her to move back and get that dude sectioned.

 

[MakaveliThaDon]

Eh. I've ruined my own life about 5 times in the past 4 years, so it's getting old now. The first time is kinda bad, but you get used to it.

Same