So my mom still thinks I'm gay... (A Follow-Up)

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Mechsoap

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Just tell her friend: ''fuck off, i will marry whoever i want''.

Even if you ain't going to do it, you will have some respect.

My parents you ask? Well they have been more or less cool, they never forced me anything or stuff.
 

Nouw

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Get as many guy on guy porn mags as possible and if you're really desperate to prove it you know what you could do >.>

But reading them is just fine.

Ironic Pirate said:
What's that one porno mag with dudes in it? Playgirl, something like that?

Ask her for a subscription of that for your birthday.
Great minds think alike do they not?
 

DuctTapeJedi

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InterAirplay said:
Sit her down, and tell her to shut the fuck up. If she's a decent mom, she'll be reasonable and listen.
Dude, I've been trying to do that since I was old enough to talk, and to no avail.
 

MAUSZX

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DuctTapeJedi said:
MAUSZX said:
I'm actually straight, which just makes this whole situation more bizarre.
Strange, have you talk with your mom about the guys you like?? Maybe if you just be honest with her in your love situation and what kind of men you like and things like that and last but not least saying "Heeey, I'm straight, ok? what do you want me to do?"
Sounds likes your mom has some gay trauma or obsession, well I don't know her and I don't want to offend you or your mom but sounds like that.
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:
InterAirplay said:
Sit her down, and tell her to shut the fuck up. If she's a decent mom, she'll be reasonable and listen.
Dude, I've been trying to do that since I was old enough to talk, and to no avail.
Try again these are some serious issues that should be worked out with your mom. Its the only way for this to end.

Or you just could have hot passionate sex with your boyfriend on the kitchen table just when your mom is about to come home.
 

Mechsoap

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RicoGrey said:
i snip you!
Since you sound like mature adult, i dont suppose its to much just to sit down, relax, and have a long talk with your mother? I mean she is human?
 

DuctTapeJedi

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MAUSZX said:
Your suggestion, while reasonable, and founded in logic, goes under the assumption that I get along with my mom.

I'll direct you to another post I made a while back when I was having a bit of a breakdown.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/538.248083-Is-there-something-wrong-with-me#9129641
 

Stoic raptor

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Wow. First of all, your mother shouldn't assume something like that.
Second of all, your mother shouldn't tell other people about things like that without your consent. Even if you were a lesbian, she shouldn't give out information like that unless your ok with that. Even then she probably shouldn't do that anyway.

A useless rant, since that should be already known and already said, but I had to say that.

I suggest telling her that you are straight, and asking her if/why she is saying this to everyone.
 

lSHaDoW-FoXl

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Promise never to marry a girl? Jesus, Your mother has some close minded friends. I know you're straight and all but perhaps you should marry a girl just out of spite. And besides them assuming that you're a Lesbian I think it's incredibly rude that your mothers friend basically forced you into promising never to marry a girl.

Sure, you never actually will due to your preference but all the same the context speaks in volumes. She's trying to enforce her morals on you. If I just happened to be one of your mothers friends and I basically made you promise to me to not eat meat on Sundays that would be no more or less rude.


My mother likes spreading the word around that I'm autistic (Apserger Syndrome but I don't actually believe I've got it) and that I have/had ADD.

The latter annoys me the most because no one can make up their god damned minds on whether I have ADHD or ADD. They're always saying one or the other and I personally believe this as well is bull shit.
 

Sinisterair

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DuctTapeJedi said:
Yeah, I posted another thread a while back when my mom first tried to get me to come out of the closet, but there's been some 'developments.'

One of her friends came up to me and made me "promise to never marry a girl."

Has my mom been telling her friends I'm a lesbian? Seriously, how am I supposed to react to this?

EDIT: For the record, I am in fact straight. I see nothing wrong with being gay, but some one spreading lies about their own child is, well, sketchy...


Discussion: What's the most horrifying thing your parents ever told people about you, true or not? This could be a situation like mine, an embarrassing story about your childhood, anything.
Buy a lottttt of condoms, unroll them and put them everywhere in your house....like after they've been gone for a few days or a day or so....then! when they come home....condom city! they'll never think your a lez again....but they will think ur preggers.......also!

My dad tells people........that i grew up just like him....in the sack because ever since he found out ive been having sex....its been one big bragging trip with him.....
 

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this isnt my name said:
thenumberthirteen said:
Yesterday my mum told me I need to have more sex with loose women. Seriously.

What do you say to that?
"I have class/standards" or something like that.
Atleast thats what I would say, because taking the town bike for a ride isnt exactly something to brag about.
That was sort of my response. It was my 22nd birthday yesterday and she was worried I wasn't having enough fun in my life. She wants me to be more like my sister and go out drinking all the time.
 
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Get pregnant.
GreyKnight3445 said:
you should go and pretend to be a lesbian just to get back at that one friend of your mom`s. she seems like a real bigot
Hit on that lady.
(Not in that order)

OP: This is an interesting situation. I do think that getting a boyfriend in this case would be beneficial, even if you only *ahem* hire one for appearances.
 

ShadowsofHope

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e2density said:
Get your girlfriend, bang 'er on your kitchen table when your mom comes home, show her you aren't gay.

On a second thought....don't do that.
And take plenty of pictures. And maybe a video, if you have a video cam- I mean, clear examples of what you should not do when faced with a potential situation such as the above. Clearly. Yes. Right..

*Ahem*

OT: Pretend your a lesbian, and have fun screwing around (as in, with the mind!) with your mother with the act? Though, nonetheless, that comment about "not marring a girl" was out of line in every sense of the statement.
 

Eumersian

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Well how about (assuming that you have some guy friends) you just pretend one of your guy friends is your boyfriend. It's kind of the coward's way out, but anything to make her shut up right?

Strangely enough, no matter what, I always assume that people are straight unless they actually say that they are homosexual. At my college, my roommate told me over facebook before the semester started (I kinda had my suspicions because he listens to Lady Gaga and dances, and how most of his friends were girls). One of my good friends had only the stereotypical lisp, but other than that, he listens to death metal and likes all manner of nerdy things. He dropped that he was gay randomly in a conversation. I said "OK". My orientation leader, also listening to hardcore metal with even less of a lisp, turned out to be gay when the previous person told me. So I guess that I'm the opposite of your mom then?

Also, on the topic.

My parents have never really told me anything really traumatizingly strange like that.
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:
It sounds to me like your mum has some pretty serious issues of homophobia as she is making a huge deal out of it. Just tell her your straight, it's insulting that she wouldn't believe you and that your sexual orientation is none of her business.
 

silverleaf81

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Your mum needs a more open mind, and needs REAL friends with REAL brains. She also needs to check, not just think your gay.