So Neptune is sitting on your couch...

[karamazovnew]

Well, I'm a merchant navy deck officer and I spend around 6 months each year at sea. I've seen some really major storms and during one of them, I completely forgot that no ship of that size had ever been sunk by storm. It can get really really rough on the bridge and you curse daylight and pray for night to come quicker so that you won't see the sea anymore. During rest hours I sat in my cabin terrified, unable to sleep or eat, gathering up moral strength to climb the stairs again for watch duty. I didn't pray to God, but to Neptune himself. We got out of that one, although we were all pretty shook up in the end. You should've seen us after the worst was over, laughing and joking around, smiles all around, during 15 meter waves and winds still howling and 60 knots. Felt like the smoothest seas and we never ate more or slept better that during that last day of the storm. I highly doubt I'll ever see such rough seas again.

So, if I ever see Neptune on my couch, I'll definitely say:
"Wanna' beer? I owe you one. No, no, don't get up! Hey, 6 months, every year, I sit in your couch, right?"

 

[hensethe1]

only Neptune i will ever acknowledge and if she on my couch i will say : "can i play on you?"

Wtf?

OT: I'd attempt to introduce myself with a high-five, followed by the suggestion of drinking beer. And i'd probably try to high-five his beard aswell

 

[Scrubiii]

Back slowly away and hope he doesn't notice. If he does notice, fall to my knees and worship him.

 

[Arina Love]

only Neptune i will ever acknowledge and if she on my couch i will say : "can i play on you?"

Wtf?

OT: I'd attempt to introduce myself with a high-five, followed by the suggestion of drinking beer. And i'd probably try to high-five his beard aswell

if you don't get it then it's not for you, mate (wiki page just for enlightenment on character http://hyperdimensionneptunia.wikia.com/wiki/Purple_Heart/Neptune) =) move along citizen nothing to see here.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I love fairly close to the sea. So i'd be polite, and ask him for a cup of tea. And some sick rhymes.

 

[Bobbety]

-pause, look around, look back at him, sit down next to him, wait a moment-
"You Neptune?"
"Yep."
-wait awhile longer-
"What are you doing on my couch?"
"Chillin."
-scratch head, wait-
"You like ponies...?

Of course he does! Haven't you heard of <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocamp>hippocampus?

*snip

You want to "play on" the Hyperdimension Neptunia character, or the canceled Sega console?

 

[cahtush]

Soo... hows the weather?

 

[imnot]

-pause, look around, look back at him, sit down next to him, wait a moment-
"You Neptune?"
"Yep."
-wait awhile longer-
"What are you doing on my couch?"
"Chillin."
-scratch head, wait-
"You like ponies...?

You know I hadn't thought about it when I posted, but since Neptune is credited with the creation of horses, he's technically the God of bronies as well. I guess I owe him a sacrifice or something.

THE SACRIFICES WILL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY

OT: *Walk in*
0_0
*Walk out backwards*

 

[AroLombardi]

"Is your pee just water?"

Then I'd just kind of stare.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I'd say hello and ask if he needed anything. I mean, hospitality people! Be polite and tend to your guest.

He's a known rapist! Get out of the house, and call the cops!

 

[The Funslinger]

Point him to the sign that says "To those who possess divine powers: By relaxing in this room, you have agreed to grant the owner of this house one unconditional wish." and ask him to make me a water bender.

Then, because it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to get hammered with a god, go on a bender.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Well I'd panic at first since having a Greco/Roman god showing up is never good.

But, I'd probably just chill right next to him. Order a pizza and buy some beer or something.

 

[P0RTAL]

"So uh..I've always wanted a horse. Think you can make that happen being all god of horses and all that jazz?"
"oh and can you adjust your toga a bit. I don't want to see that"

 

[ChildishLegacy]

Dunno if this has already been ninja'd but I'd ask him if he did seaweed and if he had a bag. Not that i'd want to, i just wanted to make the joke.

 

[Shakomaru]

Uh... Hi? D'you think you could stop this hurricane please? And one more thing. I wanna meet Pinkie.

 

[staika]

*Walks in, sees neptune*
"Hey your neptune right?'
"Yeah"
"Sweet, looks like I am favored by the gods"

Spoiler: me on the inside

 

[Shakomaru]

-pause, look around, look back at him, sit down next to him, wait a moment-
"You Neptune?"
"Yep."
-wait awhile longer-
"What are you doing on my couch?"
"Chillin."
-scratch head, wait-
"You like ponies...?

You know I hadn't thought about it when I posted, but since Neptune is credited with the creation of horses, he's technically the God of bronies as well. I guess I owe him a sacrifice or something.

THE SACRIFICES WILL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY

OT: *Walk in*
0_0
*Walk out backwards*

We shall make cupcakes for his divine lordship. PONY CUPCAKES...

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Me: "Dude, third time this millennium, what is it now?"

Poseidon: "I task you with the assassination of Rick Riordan for insulting me with his insinuations of me wearing casual clothing."

Me: "For the [insert variable here]nth time, NO!"

Poseidon: "You dare reject my holy mission? Then you shall pay for his crimes with your life!"

Me: "Because that worked so well the last time, what with the whole being thrown into Tartarus for a week."

Repeat of the last visit mostly.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'd go "Who are you, why did you break into my house AND WHY IS YOUR BEARD MAKING MY SOFA ALL WET?! GET. OUT!".

And then I'd get impaled.

only Neptune i will ever acknowledge and if she on my couch i will say : "can i play on you?"

Well won, sir!