Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[xxcloud417xx]

Because they fear our advanced contraceptive making technology.

We should develop even more contraceptives!

 

[SteakHeart]

That's not a question.

Why am I so bored?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I just got here now and am still warming up.
[sub]Hey, I was in a waiting room for 2 hours filling queries. Not what you'd call interesting[/sub]


Can I join the expedition?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course Ren, you can be navigator *hands map*

Should we leave sooner, now i have the supplies?

 

[SteakHeart]

Why not, seeing as I have nothing better to do.

Did I forget anything?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know. Toothbrush?

Does the ship arrive in an hour?

 

[SteakHeart]

[small]Ah yes, the toothbrush.[/small]
Yes. As does the helicopeter, which would be much faster.

Can someone bring some snacks for the trip?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

As Captain i have brought a good supply of Doritos and Cola.

Do i make a good captain?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes Ma'am!

Do I get a reward for complimenting the captain?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes... *gives cookie*


Was I the only one who brought cookies?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Apparently, you can be in charge of cookie dispersal too.

What's the first thing you're gonna do when we get to our destination?

 

[Ren3004]

Murder the competi... I mean, uh... have a drink.



Why does the map only say DESTINATION and has an arrow pointing there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's unnamed, we could probably name the island when we get there.

Any idea of what to name it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Awesometon.

Why won't Vaude accept my rum, which clearly does not have a sleeping drug in it?

 

[Ren3004]

Because she's already accepted my bourbon and she needs to sleep now. In my tent.

Is my tent comfy?

 

[SteakHeart]

Probably not. I just burned it down. And now I need to take her in my tent for her wounds to be treated.

Am I a sick bastard?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Luckily for me, so am I.


Oops, time to get going. Have you packed yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Snore* ...Huh...

Why am i all bandaged up? ...And in your tent?

 

[SteakHeart]

Erm... *Begins singing a lullaby*

Did it work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sleeping*

Wonder what time the helicopter leaves...? *Snore*