Tales of Douche-Baggery (in games)

[FFHAuthor]

People in any multiplayer shooter who ***** when you're trying to communicate where the enemy is...because you're interfering with their whining about the other team 'cheating'.

Also, any asshole in Battlefield BC2 who kills you when you're in the chopper waiting for a gunner...then steals the chopper and crashes it after about ten feet... bonus hate for when thye're on YOUR TEAM.

 

[MrGalactus]

Try playing a race in GTA4 online. Everyone will either ragequit (don't blame them, I blame the devs for that) or they start losing and make it their mission to stop anyone else from doing any good either. Driving backwards, causing roadblocks, PIT, and so fourth. Goddamn douchebags.

 

[Carlston]

People who complain about noob tubes.
The same people who think the shotgun, aim for the legs run and bunny hop in circles tactic makes them a leet player...cause as much as explosives seem to be a equalizer you don't hear the grenade player whining about kamikaze supermen with no fear of death abusing the shotgun to the fullest.

If it's in the game, it's in the game. Work around it. But it always turns to whines that sums up "I don't like this weapon cause I can get away from zerging. I need to zerg, explosives, knives, p9000's, or just anything that hurts my character is noobish. Because I can't adapt tactics...so only use what I say so I can win more.
Pfft. It's amazing a tactic left over from the fricking DOOM days is still heralded the leet thing to do, and anything that breaks it's one minded fps shooter mind set is -noob-

 

[slarrs]

WALLLL HAXXX
Any game where you could phase through the wall... you just had to be an ass to do it.

 

[The Rascal King]

the most annoying instance i can think about is Red Dead Multiplayer. i'be lost count of times i went to do a gang lair and got sniped in the head by arsholes when i'm trying to earn points or do it without incurring death subtractions.

I feel your pain there. The Cacarano rifle breaks the game into a million pieces. It's worse when it's in the hands of the damn A.I.

 

[Carlston]

Some dickhead who, for about 2 weeks, would constantly stalk me in Red Dead Redemption's online.

I've had something like that happen, but it wasn't over 2 weeks. More like a session.

It was in the Tall Trees, and after a few deaths I started fighting back.

Honestly I was having quite a bit of fun.

It's more fun when you accept EVERYONE is using casual aiming and you might as well yourself.
Least in the shoot outs it'll be reverted to normal or what the difficulty is set. But in free roam... casual cap. No moral high ground allowing people to kill ya every two seconds and "claim" they are just that good when we all know...

 

[Javarock]

Well, I to have had D-bags on GTA4 online, Yet Its not what you would think. I was playing free-mode (Similar?) and I understood people fighting randomly killing, Hell its fun. What gets annoying is when your trying to be kind to others EI drive into a fight and try to pick up the loser for a getaway. Instead of thanking me, Ignoreing me or just getting in, No they FUCKING SHOOT ME and steal the car I was driveing... I mean seriously what the fuck?, To top this off he says "Thanks for the car Stupid Fuck!" Is it impossible to help people on that game beacuse they will kill you if you do? Perhaps Im just to gental of a soul, I should have ran that son of a ***** over.

 

[Ima842]

well i played the killzone 2 mp and there was this guy that keep screming:<spoiler=STRONG LENGUAGE>f*ck you n****s, i f*cked you motherf*ckers, f*****s

Must quote Yhatzee:
"It's ok to swear on the internet, it's not like your mom is gonna read it. I should know because she's to busy getting fucked. BY ME."

I quote that whenever I see censored swears. Nothing personal.

I censored because it may result in people getting ofended.post n°50

 

[Solo-Wing]

well i played the killzone 2 mp and there was this guy that keep screming:<spoiler=STRONG LENGUAGE>f*ck you n****s, i f*cked you motherf*ckers, f*****s

Must quote Yhatzee:
"It's ok to swear on the internet, it's not like your mom is gonna read it. I should know because she's to busy getting fucked. BY ME."

I quote that whenever I see censored swears. Nothing personal.

I censored because it may result in people getting ofended.

I know but I still quoted. Any ways the mods here don't mind swearing or quoting swears, only when you are actually directing them at someone as an insult.

Oh and you should work on fixing your grammar. It is a good thing to do and people have a hard time taking people with poor typing seriously.

 

[omega_peaches]

Those guys that complain that I use the sniper properly, not that quickscoping BS you see 12 year olds do.
(I have nothing against QSing, I just hate it when little 12 year old shits abuse it.)

 

[Solo-Wing]

Well, I to have had D-bags on GTA4 online, Yet Its not what you would think. I was playing free-mode (Similar?) and I understood people fighting randomly killing, Hell its fun. What gets annoying is when your trying to be kind to others EI drive into a fight and try to pick up the loser for a getaway. Instead of thanking me, Ignoreing me or just getting in, No they FUCKING SHOOT ME and steal the car I was driveing... I mean seriously what the fuck?, To top this off he says "Thanks for the car Stupid Fuck!" Is it impossible to help people on that game beacuse they will kill you if you do? Perhaps Im just to gental of a soul, I should have ran that son of a ***** over.

Ya I've seen that a few times, but not to many people are like that. I usually just ignore most players and kill when I'm shot at first.

 

[PrimoThePro]

But about the noob tubing I ask this question. When I play GoldenEye and I have a gun with a grenade launcher. Is it considered tubing when the person I tried to kill the person who ran around a corner and I use the splash damage of the grenade to kill them to avoid getting myself killed?

....................whu?


I'm sorry, I'm having trouble untangling this scenario.

Ok let me try to be more clear let's say I saw a guy and I didn't kill him and he ran around a corner. Would it be noob tubing to kill him with the splash damage of the grenade if I shot it off the wall or the ground near him? If only to avoid getting myself killed?

Not at all, a banking shot with the Grenade Launcher is skill, so you deserve that kill there.

 

[Ima842]

well i played the killzone 2 mp and there was this guy that keep screming:<spoiler=STRONG LENGUAGE>f*ck you n****s, i f*cked you motherf*ckers, f*****s

Must quote Yhatzee:
"It's ok to swear on the internet, it's not like your mom is gonna read it. I should know because she's to busy getting fucked. BY ME."

I quote that whenever I see censored swears. Nothing personal.

I censored because it may result in people getting ofended.

I know but I still quoted. Any ways the mods here don't mind swearing or quoting swears, only when you are actually directing them at someone as an insult.

Oh and you should work on fixing your grammar. It is a good thing to do and people have a hard time taking people with poor typing seriously.

I'm foreing and currently studying English, so i apologize for my poor grammar skills.
BTW: Is spell anyways no any ways

 

[joshthor]

in general, i hate teabaggers. its the gayest thing ever. its not funny, its just dumb and immature. however, most of the time the place i encounter the most douchebags are on left 4 dead (1 or 2). they take the game way to freaking seriously!

we could have ran through 4 of the waves and be winning, then on the last round they decide to kick me because of a stupid mistake. or, i could be at the top of the boards and we are losing, and i make a stupid mistake and they kick me. it pisses me off. kick someone if they are being a douche bag, kick someone if they are trolling/griefing, kick someone if they are afk/arent trying at all; dont kick someone who is genuinely trying and just makes a mistake. its a mofoing pickup game. its not a clan war.

 

[Varanfan9]

I had a guy stand in front of our spawn in TF2 and kill us non stop and call us noobs because we kept dying. When I told him spawn killing is a noobish thing to do and that I will stay in the spawn till he leaves he tells us to "man up" and fight him. When I told him that was impossible because he was spawn killing he just called us no skill noobs.

 

[Kroxile]

I was on halo 2 and had a guy start team killing me. When I told him to stop he said

"oh, sorry, I thought you were black."

... yeah

 

[FoolKiller]

Everywhere but the worst had to be several years back during a race in Burnout 3. And I was the host. Unfortunately, I couldn't boot him till after the race and it was 9 minutes long. He was talking shit about me because I was racing to win and I wouldn't let him catch up and when he got lucky and did, he was upset that I took him out.

ugh... the longest race of my life.

 

[=Paranoid=]

The "Entire" Heroes of Newerth community...

 

[icame]

I wouldn't have minded if there was some skill involved, but they just sat in such a manner that they directly looked at all of the spawns and fired at us before we could even move.

Yeah, they were camping...its a valid tactic amirite lolz?

 

[Darkauthor81]

The greatest story of douchebaggery I have took place in City of Heroes. I was leading a group of 8 or so people some years back on missions. One of the people was brand new to the game and was running an empathy defender. The closest thing to a pure healer City of Heroes. But even then, defenders have a range of attacks, buffs, debuffs, and Empathy defenders only have 3 healing powers.

Anyway. One of my team left and as I was busy looking for a replacement. As I was doing that one of my team mates decided to take it on himself to be a complete douche bag and jump the newbie healer for taking and using attack powers and not just standing there spamming his three healing powers. The healer got upset and left the team just as I came back and saw what was said to him.

I jumped the guy up and down and threw him out of my team. Then I jumped the rest of the team for standing there and letting it happen. Then I decided to hell with the whole lot of them and left.

You don't treat your support members like that, you don't treat newbies like that! I can't stand people that sit there and jack off to how high their damage numbers are with no appreciation for the people who keep them alive to do those damage rolls.