A friend of mine drowned last week and at his funeral, instead of a wreath, we put a life preserver on his coffin...
...it's what he would have wanted.
...it's what he would have wanted.
tell me some bad jokes
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Everyone need to stop making Holocaust jokes. Can you Nazi how hurtful they are?Quazimofo said:
OT: Dead Celebrity Jokes Time!
Michael Jackson:
Doctors are looking into claims that MJ?s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor
Steve Irwin:
He died the same way he lived...
with animals in his heart
'Bad' joke....well I think these are funny:
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
a: Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: A fast learner
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
a: Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: A fast learner
What's worse than stale popcorn?
9/11...
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Well, a blonde is a human being that has blonde colored hair and a bowling ball is a round object used for the sport of bowling. :|
So there's this married couple. The wife is about to go into labor, so they drive to the hospital. Once there, the doctor asks them if they would like to try a new machine that transfers a set amount of pain to the father of the child. They decide to try it. They decide to start with 10%, though the doctor mentions that it would probably be the most excruciating amount of pain he will ever feel in his life, despite it being only 10%. They still agree, and they start. The husband actually feels no pain, so they bump it up to 20%. Eventually they go to 50%. Still feeling no pain, the husband says that he should go all the way up to 100%. In the end, a perfectly healthy baby was delivered and neither the husband nor the wife felt any pain. They returned home to find the mailman dead on their porch...
9/11...
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Well, a blonde is a human being that has blonde colored hair and a bowling ball is a round object used for the sport of bowling. :|
So there's this married couple. The wife is about to go into labor, so they drive to the hospital. Once there, the doctor asks them if they would like to try a new machine that transfers a set amount of pain to the father of the child. They decide to try it. They decide to start with 10%, though the doctor mentions that it would probably be the most excruciating amount of pain he will ever feel in his life, despite it being only 10%. They still agree, and they start. The husband actually feels no pain, so they bump it up to 20%. Eventually they go to 50%. Still feeling no pain, the husband says that he should go all the way up to 100%. In the end, a perfectly healthy baby was delivered and neither the husband nor the wife felt any pain. They returned home to find the mailman dead on their porch...
Dunno if anyone has heard of this yet
How many mice does does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they are small enough.
How many mice does does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they are small enough.
Hey, my grandpa actually did die in a concentration camp. He was hit by some idiot who fell off a guard tower.CleverNickname said:
EDIT: Damn it, too late
I wanted to do the "A man walks into a bar, he said ouch" joke, but someone else already did that, so here's a different one:
What's black, white, and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
A priest, a rabbi, and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches on fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.
