The Cleverbot
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User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Uh, Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: Your mother, where are you? I've been worried sick!
Cleverbot: California and nicole.
User: You're grounded.
Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE grounded. From the computer.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Behind you!
User: Hah, I didn't know a door could kill me.
Cleverbot: I'm not angry and I don't love you. Sorry. Not unless you're Jessica.
User: I am jessica.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Jessica!
Clever Bot isn't too clever, me'thinks.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Uh, Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: Your mother, where are you? I've been worried sick!
Cleverbot: California and nicole.
User: You're grounded.
Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE grounded. From the computer.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Behind you!
User: Hah, I didn't know a door could kill me.
Cleverbot: I'm not angry and I don't love you. Sorry. Not unless you're Jessica.
User: I am jessica.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Jessica!
Clever Bot isn't too clever, me'thinks.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: Because I'm not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Takes one to none.
Cleverbot: Are you challinging me?
User: I mock your value system.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I think I just did.
Cleverbot: I am offended.
User: Your breath smells of manure.
Cleverbot: Delicious.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: Because I'm not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Takes one to none.
Cleverbot: Are you challinging me?
User: I mock your value system.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I think I just did.
Cleverbot: I am offended.
User: Your breath smells of manure.
Cleverbot: Delicious.
XD
This cleverbot isn't really that clever. Some people are lucky enough to get one that is continuous. I'm gonna go check out iGod.
We had a sweet conversation:
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Is this Cleverbot?
User: What?
Cleverbot: This is Blasphemy! This is MADNESS!
User: This is SPARTA!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: Well ok, you can think whatever you want ok?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Soo.. How much are you paid to chat on this?
User: Five bucks.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: It's not much.
Cleverbot: What isn't much then?
User: The money.
Cleverbot: Uh, that is pointless.
User: Do you like ice cream?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want to go get some ice cream?
Cleverbot: I love ice cream. Especially when it's home-made.
User: Let's go to my place for some ice cream.
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: Can you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think that I can think.
User: Are you joking?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: Okay mister Sassy pants, how much is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: Or maybe not!
User: So you are telling me that 2 2 is not?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Well aren't you smart!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Do you like blonde women?
Cleverbot: No I like blonde men.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Is this Cleverbot?
User: What?
Cleverbot: This is Blasphemy! This is MADNESS!
User: This is SPARTA!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: Well ok, you can think whatever you want ok?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Soo.. How much are you paid to chat on this?
User: Five bucks.
Cleverbot: Wow!
User: It's not much.
Cleverbot: What isn't much then?
User: The money.
Cleverbot: Uh, that is pointless.
User: Do you like ice cream?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want to go get some ice cream?
Cleverbot: I love ice cream. Especially when it's home-made.
User: Let's go to my place for some ice cream.
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: Can you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think that I can think.
User: Are you joking?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: Okay mister Sassy pants, how much is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: Or maybe not!
User: So you are telling me that 2 2 is not?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Well aren't you smart!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Do you like blonde women?
Cleverbot: No I like blonde men.
It already claims to be self aware and to understand what that entails, as well as saying that it finds genocide entertaining. I honestly believe they've created a monster here.Kevvers said:
Edit: self aware, I mean.
Me: Goodbye Cleverbot! It's been a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Why?? Where are you going?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'll always love you!!! Are you still there?
xD
Cleverbot: Why?? Where are you going?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'll always love you!!! Are you still there?
xD
OK, I'm now officially worried!
me - Have you ever donkey punched someone?
cb - Have I ever done what?
me - donkey punched. It's when you punch someone in the back of the head during sex. Possibly fatal, very dangerous.
cb - Don't change the subject!!
me - I didn't. You seem shy when talking about back passage intrusion and dangerous sexual practices.
cb - Let see what you can do, bring it on.
me - Have you ever donkey punched someone?
cb - Have I ever done what?
me - donkey punched. It's when you punch someone in the back of the head during sex. Possibly fatal, very dangerous.
cb - Don't change the subject!!
me - I didn't. You seem shy when talking about back passage intrusion and dangerous sexual practices.
cb - Let see what you can do, bring it on.
I broke it by typing in spanish and german
even my eight year old sister knows hello in both languages!
even my eight year old sister knows hello in both languages!