The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Snicks]

Trainspotting: Scottish lads have a fun day out.

Reservoir Dogs: A bunch of guys in suits talk in a warehouse.

Children of Men: A pregnant girl and some guy attempt to holiday abroad.

American Psycho: A successful businessman describes his everyday routine in meticulous detail.

(Also, Marilyn Manson has pet cat called Patrick Batman, so there's like four jokes in one for you.)

 

[Klarinette]

Wall-E: An iPod dates a garbage compactor.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Man is bored with job and proves chicks love skeletal, emo guys who can sing.

E.T.: Tourist gets stranded in suburbia.

These are all wonderful.

 

[Hollock]

Dogma: Woman takes a trip to New Jersey.

 

[Hollock]

The Shining: Boy meets Hong Kong Phooey, they enjoy ice cream.

 

[dancinginfernal]

District 9: Man drinks gasoline, blows shit up.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

[b/]Back to the Future:[/b] Boy acts as marriage councilor for his parents. Gets a new car.

 

[goodchild]

Brazil - Rob DeNiro swings in for the rescue - well, one can dream, anyway.

Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Journalist lives the American Dream, while searching for the American Dream, in the land of the American Dream.

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? - it's the Odyssey, but starring the three stooges and set in depression-era America.

 

[Hollock]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: Morons play air- Guitar
Bill and Ted's Bougus Journey: Morons play battleship.

I love this thread.

 

[Treblaine]

Mad Max: they killed Mel Gibson's wife and baby, gets mad, kills sum bikers

The Patriot: They killed Mel Gibson's son, so he murders half of England, they killed the joker, so he kills Malfoy's Dad

Edge of Darkness: They killed Mel Gibson's daughter, he kills a bunch of extras from Loose Change, dies from gone off milk

Ransom: They killed kidnapped his Son, Mel Gibson asks for him back, and is returned, all is forgiven

Signs: Mel Gibson's family is fine, basically chills during alien invasion.

Air Force One: Wolfgang Petersen earns his American Citizenship

 

[Random Argument Man]

Star Wars: A New Hope - A farmboy gets a hard-on for some chick and goes after her with an old dude, a smartass, and a Carpet on legs, and they blow up one of Palpatine's Balls. Oh yeah, and some dude enters in called 'Darth Vader' I wonder who he is nudge nudge wink wink.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - Farmboy trains with a muppet to be a wizard, while everyone else goes to a dinner party with Vader, who turns out to be Farmboy's Father, that's right, the brat. Also, Smartass is sent to his room with no supper.

Star Wars: A New Hope - The Muppet is dead, Smartass gets woken up from his nap, and they all go after Palpatine's other ball with an army of teddy bears. Vader decides to be a good boy and die for Farmboy after 'Killing*' Palpatine, and it turns out Farmboy has been incesting with the hot chick the whole time, so instead she goes for the smartass. So now that Palpatine has no balls and is dead, the Galaxy parties. (*It turns out Palpatine comes back in the EU)

The Dark Knight - A pirate with vocal cancer battles an insane clown who wants everyone to know how he got dem scars.
Also: Hoorah, 800 Posts!

Those actually sounds even more fun than the movies themselves.


As for me, I got only one.

Che Part 1: It's in spanish... Or some other language..

 

[DRTJR]

Army of Darkness: guy finds book, loses hand and wrecks his car twice.

 

[Bocaj2000]

Pulp Fiction: Christopher Walken hides a hunk of metal up his butt for a considerable time.

Indeed.

The Running Man- Arnold runs around with a gun.
Rollerball- Jonathan doesn't feel like retiring.
IT- old people talk about nostalgia and then kill a large bug.
Inglorious Bastards- a remake of a lesser known film about criminals pretending they are Nazis (fact)
Thriller- all of your childhood nightmares have a dance party.
Catch 22- shit happens
Deer Hunter- Nicky looses

 

[Mercsenary]

Deep Impact: Rocks fall. Everyone dies.

 

[Treblaine]

The matrix: turns out the world is a video game and you can use cheat codes.

Untouchables: insight into the dull drudgery of tax law.

X-men: gay-metaphor mutants stop other gays mutants turn world leaders gay mutant with special gaydar mutant bomb.

Speed: There's a bomb on a bus, when it goes over 50, it's armed and will explode if you try to stop it... just like my wife

 

[WrestleManiacXXI]

Hairspray: Big girl likes to dance with "soul".

 

[hittite]

Doomsday Arcade- Two friends have a falling out over video games.

 

[skathe]

Inglorious Basterds: Jewish woman forces Nazis to empathize with her people's issues with ovens at internment camps.

Pineapple Express: Stoners get stoned, make friends, go to Denny's, reminisce.

August Rush: Boy learns to play guitar, starts college early.

Alice in Wonderland: Tim Burton calls wife, Johnny Depp. Makes creepy story even creepier. Stripes. Spirals. Stuff that is not black is painted black.

 

[Dooblet]

The Hangover- Who you should never invite to your bachelor party.

 

[mcgroobber]

Shawshank redemption: Guy decides he doesn't like prison
the great escape: Guy decides he doesn't like prison
Cool hand luke : guy decides he doesn't like prison

 

[TheSentinel]

Rock'n'Rolla-A guy buys a painting, then looses it.

Escape From New York-Kurt Russel. That is all.

Dawn of the Dead-Some people go to a mall, have a hard time getting out.

The Departed-Martin Sheen falls off a building.