The Escapist Advice Thread
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Dear the Escapist, am I going to Hell for that joke?
Dear the Escapist, am I going to Hell for that joke?
Yes....maybe, I'm not sure. I don't know, I don't work as an accountant for hell.
Dear Escapist, how does one make it through school?
Dear Escapist, how does one make it through school?
Start on one side of the campus, walk through the door, and keep going until you reach the other side of the campus. Then just walk through the final gate, and you have achieved your goal.
Dear Escapist, should I care about school or are video games more important?
Dear Escapist, should I care about school or are video games more important?
Video games. Keep up to date using our site. Also: Sexism debates. Engage in every one you see on the forums. Anita Sarkeesan, too.
Dear Escapist, how should I propose to my hypothetical significant other? Useful information: she got no bobs.
Dear Escapist, how should I propose to my hypothetical significant other? Useful information: she got no bobs.
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With a bomb and detonator in one hand and a ring in the other; women love guys with explosives!
Dear Escapist, how can I manage my time for both college AND the Escapist?
Dear Escapist, how can I manage my time for both college AND the Escapist?
Don't study, and just develop a photographic memory like I have.[footnote]Was that too obvious an attempt at bragging?[/footnote]
Dear Escapist, should I do my homework this weekend?
Dear Escapist, should I do my homework this weekend?
Yes, you should. You should also do all the homework you'll need to do next weekend.
Dear Escapist, I have seen the future of the poster below, and they die horribly. How do I stop their imminent demise?
Dear Escapist, I have seen the future of the poster below, and they die horribly. How do I stop their imminent demise?
JUST FUCKING GIVE ME THE PILL OKAY?!
Dear Escapist, how do I convince Neuromancer to give me the pill that will save me?
Dear Escapist, how do I convince Neuromancer to give me the pill that will save me?
Put a gun to his head and tell him if he doesn't hand the pill over, you'll pull the trigger
Dear Escapist, how do I control my sociopathic tendencies?
Dear Escapist, how do I control my sociopathic tendencies?
What you do, is form a fist and then punch the upper left corner of your keyboard, that should hopefully give you a stronger, more powerful punctuation.
Dear Escapist, how do I leave the house that I grew up in?
Dear Escapist, how do I leave the house that I grew up in?
Read about supply and demand, inflation, deficit spending and other shit I can't remember.
Dear escapist, Kitsune Hunter's advice to Morsomk ultimately leads to his death. How do I stop him from taking Kistune Hunter's advice?
Dear escapist, Kitsune Hunter's advice to Morsomk ultimately leads to his death. How do I stop him from taking Kistune Hunter's advice?
By giving me the freakin pill already, why are you so insisted on not giving me it?
Dear Escapist, just how on earth, do I convince Neuromancer to give me the pill???
Dear Escapist, just how on earth, do I convince Neuromancer to give me the pill???
By following my advice, young padawan. Or better yet, kidnap his family
Dear Escapist, how do I stop the voices in my head from telling me to do certain things?
Dear Escapist, how do I stop the voices in my head from telling me to do certain things?
You shoot your head.
Dear Escapist, Morsomk asks for pills when there are none to give. It is clear that he has gone mad due to Kistune Hunter's advice. How do I stop him?
Dear Escapist, Morsomk asks for pills when there are none to give. It is clear that he has gone mad due to Kistune Hunter's advice. How do I stop him?