The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[hopeneverdies]

"Oh it's been years since I've been to VillainCon!" shouted Alice, who gazed with amazement at all the assorted booths. She was with Chell, taking in the sights and nabbing as much free stuff as she could.

"You were a villain?" asked Chell.

"Well, my mother was essentially the goddess of Hell and that pretty much gives you villain status right there. So we went whenever we could back when I was still a child. And then some stupid shrine maiden came along one year and killed her because apparently it's wrong to believe in the free market and then destroyed my home," Alice's voice became more and more angry as she reflected on her past, finishing her last statement with a raspberry. "It's because of her that I was a lonely orphan for who knows how long." She grabbed a lethal looking weapon from one of the freebie baskets and pretended to murder someone with it.

"I was kidnapped and forced into a lab experiment that was designed to kill me in the end," said Chell, who felt obligated to give her back story.

"Oh that's nice," Alice replied without actually taking in what Chell said. "How much for this book?" she asked one of the booth owners gesturing to a tome of spells that are best not described.

"If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it."

Alice jumped over the counter and grabbed the man by the throat, fireball at the ready.

"Does this cover it?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Ooooooow....." Deadpool said, his arms crossed, and his head stuck horizontally in the wal.He regenerated, "All better...Y'know I think I heard something about a Villaincon...I'm pretty sure I'd be welcomed since I was the enemy in a lot of games...." He thought about it for a little bit, then decided, "Naaaaaaaah. I'm the awesomest person on the team! Shrike's a close second though. Without me, we would be nothing! ...NOW GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS WALL!"

Frank and Shrike walked over, and put ton of their feet up to the wall. They both grabbed Deadpool's costume, and pulled. His body came flying out, but not his head, "OW!" He yelped, before he regenerated. "Heh. Good thing I'm not Dudepeel."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling grabbed Deadpool by the head and held him to her side, still holding Mammon like a baby in the other. "GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE SO EXCITED! Cause you know what you get to be in our little team?!"

"...What?" Deadpool asked, too absorbed with hi face being so close to Meiling's breasts to really pay attention to her.

Meiling walked ahead with them both, Deadpool's body dragging behind them. "You get to be the guy who dies first! All the time! Everyone loves that guy!"

Somewhere, Murasa heard this. "Yeah. They do." And then she went back to piloting her ship.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He payed attention to that last part, and broke out of her grasp, "Yeah, but what happens if I DON'T die first? What if Frank, or Shrike, or Baby man, or you die first?"

Meiling didn't say anything.

"There can't really BE a guy that dies first in a team, you see, and dear god, am I actually using logic? Hold on I gotta go do something illogical." Deadpool ran off. Then came back with Jesus in a headlock, "YOU READY FOR THIS? THIS IS HUGE." He hammed before suplexing Jesus, "ALRIGHT!"

"W-why, my son? Why?" Jesus asked, before passing out.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Let me apply my own logic!" Meiling jumped up into the air and kicked Deadpool's head off with a quick, explosive spin kick. "There! Technically, you're the first guy to die!~" She said, proud of how clever she was at that moment.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool was actually unscathed. He pulled a tape recorder out of his pocket. It played this.


"I shoryukened." Said the Merc With The Mouth.

"So?" Meiling asked, getting ready to kick him again.

"Shrike, will you please explain to Ms. Hong what a Shoryuken is."

"Gladly!" Shrike pulled a chalk board out from no wear, put on a top hat and monocle, took out one of the sticks they use to tap the board with, and began explaining, "You see, back in 1987, kids were getting board of their plumber jumping around crushing goombas and koopas. So, a new game came to the arcade. And that was Street Fighter! However, it wasn't until Street Fighter 2 where the game really took off. It gave us all the memorable moves like: The Hadoken. But, it also gave us the Shoryuken. You see in Street fighter, a Shoyuken was totally freaking awesome. It rises you off the ground, punching upwards. But, it did not only that, but the move granted complete invulnerability until it reached its apex, which led more than a few fans to theorize that a Ryu or Ken performing a Shoryuken would be unscathed by a nuclear explosion, at least until the move ended and they starting to descend."

"So, every time you do an upper cut, it grants you invulnerability?" Meiling questioned, "Isn't that kinda stupid?"

"Yeah, well, shut up." Shrike and Deadpool said in unison.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

I'm pretty sure that a Dragon Youkai Martial Artist would know what a Shoryuken is.

"Why did I ask that? I KNOW WHAT IT IS! AND HOW DID YOUR HEAD NOT FLY OFF THAT TIME, BUT IT DID ALL THE OTHER TIMES?!" Meiling shouted, getting a little mad.
"Well, that's quite simple. Apparently I make no sense what so ever. I'm just too badass." Deadpool said.
"Bull... Your head came off the last three times... It should have come off this time... And I don't need Martial Arts lessons... Come on, Mammon..." She walked past Deadpool, punching him in the gut, hard, as she did.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Fury

Not if your going by canon. Since she ISN'T from a Street Fighter game, and has no relation to it whatsoever, she wouldn't know it.

Actually...I don't think Fanon would have her know what a Shoryuken is either.

There was yet another hole in his gut, "Welp, there goes my lunch." He regenerated, and followed, That VillainCon is looking better and better by each passing minute...I mean, BOOTH BABES. Hey BT, what do you think I should do?

"Wah?" BT said, kinda shocked that Deadpool was talking to him, "Oh...well...you should...Don't say VillainCon Don't say VillainCon Don't say VillainCon......Go to Villain- NO! NO! Go with the rest of the group! That's what you should do!"

"Thanks Bud!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

...I'm pretty sure Fanon would, seeing as how she's a Dragon Youkai that controls Martial Arts. Doesn't that just scream "I KNOW SHORYUKEN!"?

Meiling looked back. "There, NOW, technically you're the first guy to die. No one can survive that. Now shut up, and enjoy being the person that everyone likes. I'll repeat it. EVERYONE likes the guy who dies first."

Murasa again spoke up. "They sure do."

And back to Meiling and them. "NOW ONWARD! OUR QUEST CONTINUES!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/dce1fbd44fe2cee814173a3d52c80d42.jpg Not just Shoryuken, SHIN Shoryuken.

 

[Roamin11]

Everyone left Snowhead temple to be greeted by the Shrike standing beside Archie Mark II version 2.1.

"Uhhhh Shrike are you sure it's a good idea to take that flying machine?" Asked Meiling "Like I mean it's crashed TWICE now!"

"Yeah but you see the first time was Anthony's fault and the second time I rebuilt it to its old spec's but now I built it to my spec's" The Shrike said smiling.

"So we are really going to listen to this guy?" Asked Mammon

"Of course!" Said Frank jumping into the ship, everyone else followed reluctantly. The Shrike went climbed in and went to the pilot seat, and putting the sleeping Glados in the co-pilot seat.

"NEXT STOP! The swamp to the west!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling then picked up the sleeping Ms. Glados and set her in her back seat. She hopped into the co-pilot seat, with a huge grin, and dragon-like eyes, with a burning passion in them. "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FULFILL MY DESTINY, TOLD TO ME BY THE GODS!"

"You're not the co-pilot!" The shrike shouted at Meiling.

As a Reply, Meiling turned to the Shrike and gave him one of the most Moe pleading looks he'd ever seen in his entire life.

Spoiler: It looked like the face in the third panel

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Hey Shrike!" Deadpool called up, "Is there, by any chance, a gunner position on this thing?!"

Spoiler: OH THE ONE LINE POST!

But I couldn't think of anything else to put down. xD

 

[Roamin11]

"Unfortunately not, there is a flame thrower button but thats for the hallejuua sex scene moment" Said the Shrike chuckling to himself. "And fine you can co-pilot just don't crash us!"

"We can't crash I am the Gods messenger!!" She said grabbing one of the wheel of the co-pilot wheel and ramming it forward.

Archie then took a nose dive, the Shrike tried to save it but it was beyond saving, they landed in a large crater that was towering above all the swamp around it.

Climbing out of the poison waters everyone proceeded to throw up, and curse.

"See we are still alive the god's have spared us." Coughed Meiling.

"Yeah Joy!" Said Deadpool cursing and sarcastically congratulating everyone.

"Well" Said the Shrike unphased by sinking in poison swamp water. "We did make it to the temple-Hey WHERE'S THE TEMPLE!"

He said standing on a strange platform looking over to where the temple should be, instead it was submerged in the poison water.

"Now what?" Asked Mammon.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling looked around the swamp, holding her chin with two fingers. "Hmmmm.... this requires investigation! Who wants to follow me out into the highly dangerous, toxic waters of this swamp for an almost meaningless quest to try to raise this temple?!" She shouted.

No one replied.

"No one?... No one at all? ALRIGHT THEN!" She said, leaping off the platform and flying out over the water. She landed in it, softly, and proceeded to shove her face beneath it and search around. After about 6 minutes, her quickly picked her head out of the water and flew back to everyone else. "I HAVE THE SOLUTION! ...WE HAVE TO PLAY THE TRUMPET ON THIS PLATFORM AND- Oh god, there goes my consciousness..." She fell on her face, unconscious.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Fury

God damn you ninja Fury...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

NINJA FURY! WATCHOU! *Smoke bomb*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Hmmmm..." Deadpool thought for a bit, putting a finger to his chin. An idea bulb appeared over his head. It glowed brightly for a second.

"I GOT IT!" He shouted. It then lost it's glow, "Aaaaand then I lost it...." It began to glow again, "I GOT IT AGAIN!" He pulled out his pistols, and starting firing at the temple, "PINEAPPLES!"

"Deadpool," Mammon started, "I seriously don't think this is gonna-" He was cut off by the temple starting to rise.

"YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA WHAT!?" Deadpool yelled, in an almost insane way.

"Well, would you look at that, bullets seem to be the answer for all our problems. Come on guys, LETS GO!" Said Shrike, walking towards the temple.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Orin walked in, all of a sudden, with her wheelbarrow full of courpses. As she picked up Meiling, she recieved a hard punch to the face and got sent straight back to the underground hell. Meiling landed on her feet and crossed her arms, a very Kamina-like smile across her face and more flames erupted in her eyes. "LET'S GET GOING!" She said, kicking off the platform and flying for the Temple.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike mumbledabout wanting to play his french horn, so the heroes went into the temple.

Meanwhile

"So Luthor my good chum how was that date you had yesterday?"

"It was alright but I just don't think she's that into me ya know?" Said Lex Luthor a little sadly "How about you and Quinn doing? Are you two still together?"

"Oh yeah although she keeps wanting to use toys in the bedroom" the Joker sighed heavily "Which wouldn't be a problem but last time we did the flamethrowing teddy bear- WELL lets just say I didn't have to shave down there for a few months" He chuckled

"Hey is it just me or is the moon seeming a little... Retarded looking" Said Lex looking up.

"Now that you mention it yeah it is, and seems really close" he then spontainously broke into a laugh "Well can't be anything too bad come on there are supose to be some cute booth girls this year!" With that they went inside

Night of the First Day

60 Hours Remain