The Escapist Boss
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I'm fairly sure that Neonbob has the most now.bernthalbob616 said:
He caught up when Max was busy getting in trouble.
I'd say that Indigo_dingo and Eggo return from the ban-graveyard. That would be the boss I'd expect (like the twin witches from Zelda... can't remember their names off the top of my head). Otherwise, maybe that collection of horrors, like a boss blitz from a shmup. Max, dingo, Susan, Search Bar, Eggo, etc.
I'd take on Max...
Here's how it'll go,
Epic boss fights are usually in stages, first you'll fight your avatar then after you fight the leader which in this case would be the editors, after sewing your arm back together you'll battle Yahtzee riding a giant robot spider which also wears a Trilby hat. Then some QTE later, credits roll the love interest gets kidnapped again followed by sequel -
Escapist 2: The rise of 4chan.
Here's how it'll go,
Epic boss fights are usually in stages, first you'll fight your avatar then after you fight the leader which in this case would be the editors, after sewing your arm back together you'll battle Yahtzee riding a giant robot spider which also wears a Trilby hat. Then some QTE later, credits roll the love interest gets kidnapped again followed by sequel -
Escapist 2: The rise of 4chan.
Uh... No one? Is that allowed?
I don't see myself having any enemies. Of course, that could just be what they want me to think.
I don't see myself having any enemies. Of course, that could just be what they want me to think.
Fire thats one hell of a story, but now I wonder, did you mkae the thread just so you could post the story?
Here's a few possibilities...
- NewClassic steps out from behind ashower curtain and challenges you to a spelling bee.
- A post race against NoMoreSanity.
- Snarky thread lock comment battle against Nilcyper (it's a compliment- please don't kill me.)
I mean...I'd be terrified of any of these.
EDIT- Don't let me forget a battle against Portal Maniac and his Firelance 3000.
EDIT #2- I mean, you already let me forget it, so by "Don't let me forget it" I really mean "Way to drop the ball, guys."
- NewClassic steps out from behind a
- A post race against NoMoreSanity.
- Snarky thread lock comment battle against Nilcyper (it's a compliment- please don't kill me.)
I mean...I'd be terrified of any of these.
EDIT- Don't let me forget a battle against Portal Maniac and his Firelance 3000.
EDIT #2- I mean, you already let me forget it, so by "Don't let me forget it" I really mean "Way to drop the ball, guys."
No I wrote the story after making this thread. I forgot to put my Boss in the OP and figured that it would be a perfect opportunity to write something, mainly just to kill boredom. There was originally no intention to write a story.Knight Templar said:
I'm afraid the twin witches from Zelda have reached the available quota for nominations already, see below for more information.joystickjunki3 said:
ColdStorage said:
NilCypher?, haven't you seen LaCoil in action, she's getting stronger and stronger by the day, she's soon be just as powerful as Nil, and she's only 20 years old and monitoring this thread, be afraid.Bofus Teefus said:
After seeing the NewClassic cake I have the urge to lick his face.
It would be a series of boss battles. Each more deadly than the last.
First of course, the search bar. It knows it has been neglected for too long and is out for revenge. The only way to defeat it is by searching for a topic that doesn't already exist yet. Impossible you say? I never said this was going to be easy.
Once the search bar has been banished into the realm of neglect to brood and plot it's revenge for another thousand years, you must face the trollers. Can you use nothing but logic to thwart their attempts to bring chaos to the internet? I told you this keeps getting harder.
Now that the trollers are sitting in the corner wondering what "tertiary" means, the moderators have taken notice of your battle and plan to silence you forever. They can prevent every attack and remove you from existence with nothing but a thought. How can you match such power? You use the lessons you learned from the troller battle and apply logic. You state that the moderators are meant to prevent controversy yet by deleting peoples posts they only stir up more controversy so since they cause controversy and are meant to delete those who cause controversy, the moderators in their confusion delete themselves from existence.
Next you must face Yahtzee. This is basically a fight similiar to the critic battle in Psychonauts. Yahtzee floats around on his flying demon shooting criticisms and dick jokes at you. To defeat him, simply write and throw bags full of fan mail in his direction and keep him occupied long enough while he deletes them all to pull off his hat and cut him off from his life force.
Now, the Final Battle. This is unwinnable, has unavoidable attacks and will probably make you destroy your computer in frustration.... You must face.... my slow internet download speed!
How do you defeat this boss? I have yet to figure that out yet. It is a never ending battle and the day it is finally defeated will be a glorious day indeed.
First of course, the search bar. It knows it has been neglected for too long and is out for revenge. The only way to defeat it is by searching for a topic that doesn't already exist yet. Impossible you say? I never said this was going to be easy.
Once the search bar has been banished into the realm of neglect to brood and plot it's revenge for another thousand years, you must face the trollers. Can you use nothing but logic to thwart their attempts to bring chaos to the internet? I told you this keeps getting harder.
Now that the trollers are sitting in the corner wondering what "tertiary" means, the moderators have taken notice of your battle and plan to silence you forever. They can prevent every attack and remove you from existence with nothing but a thought. How can you match such power? You use the lessons you learned from the troller battle and apply logic. You state that the moderators are meant to prevent controversy yet by deleting peoples posts they only stir up more controversy so since they cause controversy and are meant to delete those who cause controversy, the moderators in their confusion delete themselves from existence.
Next you must face Yahtzee. This is basically a fight similiar to the critic battle in Psychonauts. Yahtzee floats around on his flying demon shooting criticisms and dick jokes at you. To defeat him, simply write and throw bags full of fan mail in his direction and keep him occupied long enough while he deletes them all to pull off his hat and cut him off from his life force.
Now, the Final Battle. This is unwinnable, has unavoidable attacks and will probably make you destroy your computer in frustration.... You must face.... my slow internet download speed!
How do you defeat this boss? I have yet to figure that out yet. It is a never ending battle and the day it is finally defeated will be a glorious day indeed.
Oooh.. Twinrova. I get chills, thinking about that battle. Koume and Kotake are kooky separated, but they make for one awesome boss when combined.joystickjunki3 said:
She's not quite 20, no. Where do you get these ideas?ColdStorage said:
Anyway, I don't think Nuke would mind that. Much.
hehe
I'm afraid I haven't seen this NewClassic cake. Would you kindly post a link to it?ColdStorage said:
No lack of faith in Ultra or Lab, only timing. When I was looking at locked threads and bans religiously (pray, then look) as a way of teaching myself what not to do, Wil and Nil were all there was on the Red Guard. Nil seemed to bite a bit harder.