The gift game

[Zirat]

*Plows through the walls of the DMV*
HOORAY!

I give you the gift of a wicked dancing skills!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks a lot.. now I have to dance when my gf wants to... gross. Ah well, at least I'll be good at it now.

I give you a barrel full of monkeys.

 

[cryogeist]

*puts it though meat grinder*

I give you monkey burgers

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh... that's okay... I already ate.

I give you a 1098 Ducati.

 

[cryogeist]

...what?

I give you a dead thread

*stabs thread 50 times*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh no's! And I was really starting to enjoy this thread!

I give you the gift of revival.

 

[Eumersian]

Thanks, man. I've needed it for quite some time.

I give you moar moneys.

 

[cryogeist]

MOAR BURGER!

I give you this dead thread
...*stabs*
...now keep it dead

 

[AwesomeExpress]

No!

I give you the keys to a brand new Ferrari.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I accept and drive it everywhere!

I give you an amazing night.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hotdog!

I give you a million allowances' worth of quarters.

 

[Mettking]

To the arcade!

I give you a Space Invaders ship

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sell off the technology.

I give you a catchy song.

 

[Eumersian]

GET IT OUT OF MY HEADDDD!!!!!!11!!111!1

I give you virtuosity at anything you choose, but you must relinquish either your sight, hearing, or sense of touch.

 

[Mettking]

Why do I want an apreciation for an art?

I give you an unabridged dictionary.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sell it for money. Who needs dictionaries anyway...

*encounters a word I've never seen before*

...dammit...

I give you an Bf-109 fighter.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A dairy product with bits of me inside? Ew....

I give you a Borg weapon.

 

[Anima the Aeon]

I am most grateful for it.

I give you this empty space.