The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

[PsychicTaco115]

Court Jester?!

[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]

Hey, At-least you GOT a mention! I didn't get nothing!

I'm going to just pretend that I'm one of the main villains and a boss that has to be fought towards the end of the game. A far more sinister version of Daystar that has to be fought and is sort of like Kefka in a way. (Thinking former court magician who was exiled but funnily enough nobody remembers).

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!

You're a little late; that's me!

You can be an evil clone of the cult leader, LillithSlave though!

 

[Gabanuka]

I'm very tempted to draw a map of this kingdom. Sadly it is 11:40pm.

I wish I had more of an impact on the site to be worthy of a title, I'll guess I'll become the resident enchanter

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I like to think I run a small county of amazons who do numerous raids on various topics.

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

How about "The Owl Who Sees Things Slightly Askew From Normal"? Too long?

Too long, even for a ridiculous Olde-timey name. Unless you are being introduced at a royal ball.

Well, eccentric people always need a backup "long as fuck" name to confuse people when being introduced. Makes things more entertaining.

Well then, we ALL need fancy long royal-ball names!

RIDICULOUS LONG NAMES FOR EVERYONE! HUZZAH!


Mine will be: Carbonyl the tireless, she who speaketh of that which resides in the ether, flapper of downy wings, bearer of the crazy-quilt, and expert on strangely-colored cephalopods.

What will yours be?

 

[Infernai]

Court Jester?!

[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]

Hey, At-least you GOT a mention! I didn't get nothing!

I'm going to just pretend that I'm one of the main villains and a boss that has to be fought towards the end of the game. A far more sinister version of Daystar that has to be fought and is sort of like Kefka in a way. (Thinking former court magician who was exiled but funnily enough nobody remembers).

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!

You're a little late; that's me!

You can be an evil clone of the cult leader, LillithSlave though!

That works, a sinister and somewhat powerful evil mage that was created from Lillithslaves DNA and has been terrorising the kingdom with insanity ever since his creation as a nigh uncontrollable singular threat that all sides sort of think needs to be brought under control...although is really doing all of this so people will actually remember who he is as everyone has a strange habit of forgetting all about him until he actually shows up to cause trouble.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.

And I can be your drunk companion!

Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Court Jester?!

[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]

Hey, At-least you GOT a mention! I didn't get nothing!

I'm going to just pretend that I'm one of the main villains and a boss that has to be fought towards the end of the game. A far more sinister version of Daystar that has to be fought and is sort of like Kefka in a way. (Thinking former court magician who was exiled but funnily enough nobody remembers).

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!

You're a little late; that's me!

You can be an evil clone of the cult leader, LillithSlave though!

That works, a sinister and somewhat powerful evil mage that was created from Lillithslaves DNA and has been terrorising the kingdom with insanity ever since his creation as a nigh uncontrollable singular threat that all sides sort of think needs to be brought under control...although is really doing all of this so people will actually remember who he is as everyone has a strange habit of forgetting all about him until he actually shows up to cause trouble.

And I believe you work alone, hostile to most who try to work with you

Although you do control a loyal following of those who reject the way of Touhou

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.

And I can be your drunk companion!

Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!

I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!

 

[Cryptotom]

I shall continue to skulk in the shadows, nary a whisper shall be heard from me as I work my bewitching magic upon those around.

(Free cookies for anyone who gets that!)

 

[Infernai]

Court Jester?!

[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]

Hey, At-least you GOT a mention! I didn't get nothing!

I'm going to just pretend that I'm one of the main villains and a boss that has to be fought towards the end of the game. A far more sinister version of Daystar that has to be fought and is sort of like Kefka in a way. (Thinking former court magician who was exiled but funnily enough nobody remembers).

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!

You're a little late; that's me!

You can be an evil clone of the cult leader, LillithSlave though!

That works, a sinister and somewhat powerful evil mage that was created from Lillithslaves DNA and has been terrorising the kingdom with insanity ever since his creation as a nigh uncontrollable singular threat that all sides sort of think needs to be brought under control...although is really doing all of this so people will actually remember who he is as everyone has a strange habit of forgetting all about him until he actually shows up to cause trouble.

And I believe you work alone, hostile to most who try to work with you

Although you do control a loyal following of those who reject the way of Touhou

I did say I was an uncontrollable singular threat that all sides agreed NEEDED to be brought under some form of control before he ends up destroying the world.

Although, while i have followers, most still have a rather bad habit of forgetting my name somehow.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Court Jester?!

[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]

Hey, At-least you GOT a mention! I didn't get nothing!

I'm going to just pretend that I'm one of the main villains and a boss that has to be fought towards the end of the game. A far more sinister version of Daystar that has to be fought and is sort of like Kefka in a way. (Thinking former court magician who was exiled but funnily enough nobody remembers).

I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!

You're a little late; that's me!

You can be an evil clone of the cult leader, LillithSlave though!

That works, a sinister and somewhat powerful evil mage that was created from Lillithslaves DNA and has been terrorising the kingdom with insanity ever since his creation as a nigh uncontrollable singular threat that all sides sort of think needs to be brought under control...although is really doing all of this so people will actually remember who he is as everyone has a strange habit of forgetting all about him until he actually shows up to cause trouble.

And I believe you work alone, hostile to most who try to work with you

Although you do control a loyal following of those who reject the way of Touhou

I did say I was an uncontrollable singular threat that all sides agreed NEEDED to be brought under some form of control before he ends up blowing the world.

Although, while i have followers, most still have a rather bad habit of forgetting my name somehow.

"Guys, I've told you 10 times now, why do you keep FORGETTING!?"

Now I should go work on my MY backstory

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.

And I can be your drunk companion!

Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!

I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!

Exactly!

I will be happily manipulated convinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.

Bards will sing songs of our tales!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Can't think of an old timey name for the Brovengers...

 

[Carbonyl]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.

And I can be your drunk companion!

Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!

I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!

Exactly!

I will be happily manipulated convinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.

Bards will sing songs of our tales!

You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!

No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.

 

[Carbonyl]

Can't think of an old timey name for the Brovengers...

We can be the Curious Knights of the Brovengeian Order.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Can't think of an old timey name for the Brovengers...

Thy Vengers of House Bro?

 

[him over there]

Why must we add silly hats?

Can't normal ones work, but in wacky colors?

Like purple!

Purple's wacky!

Only I get a silly hat.

You're not important enough to be deserving of a silly hat.

Your silly hat appears for more like chibiterasu than amaterasu. Clearly you are hardly a full fledged god.

Nah, this is more like a Chibi hat.

Spoiler

The cuteness is burning a whole through my eyes!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Can't think of an old timey name for the Brovengers...

We can be the Curious Knights of the Brovengeian Order.

Hmm, not bad...

Can't think of an old timey name for the Brovengers...

Thy Vengers of House Bro?

[HEADING=1]Suiteh up![/HEADING]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can't think of an old timey name for the Brovengers...

Ooh, ye olde English!

Going back in time now, I'll be back

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

It's because you are the most entertaining.

Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.

Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.

You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.

Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.

I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?

You never sleep

The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.

I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.


ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.

And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.

I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.

And I can be your drunk companion!

Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!

I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!

Exactly!

I will be happily manipulated convinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.

Bards will sing songs of our tales!

You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!

No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.

YES!

That will totally work, but who's playing the lute? I'll be too drunk....wait! I can play it and be a drunken master of the lute, and you can sing the glorious tales of our adventures! Psh, we can totally write them in advanced, that's the easy part. We just need to get to adventuring first, or we can make them up as we write, which ever is convenient.