The last enemy you killed had a family

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Erana

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Death has a family? Isn't death's family in many religions kinda forced to be around him in the first place? I think Persephone would be kinda happy to get to leave Hades.
 

Jack Nettle

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Last thing I killed was a zombie, so I guess the conversation would go pretty easy;

"I'm sorry Mrs. Johnson, but your husband tried to eat my brain, and that was a dick move."
Maybe...
"I swear, the shotgun wasn't loaded when your father started scratching my eyes out!"
 

Lokithrsourcerer

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Taxman1 said:
Now you have to meet them and explain it. Yes there will be small children.
What will you say?
Edit: Non human enemies are part of the fun :D

odd question really have you been watching Austin Powers
 

spacecowboy86

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"Your father was working in the military of a country that the all powerful U.S. didn't like. Sorry kids, thats life. *turns to wife* It will be okay, I'll be here for you, if you ever need anything, just give me a call *leaves* "
 

La Barata

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They'd thank me, He betrayed them all and offered his life to the great devourer so he could kill them.
 

jobobob

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(assuming they don't know yet.)
"So how are you guys?"
"Fine."
"That's weird because I killed your father with a flamethrower."
 

Jake0fTrades

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Before I post my piece here, I'd like to acknowledge that almost every other comment is either giving an excuse for why that isn't necessary, or is claiming that they'd kill the family anyway.

Saren from Mass Effect.

"Well, Daddy was brainwashed by a robot and I decided to bust a cap in his ass. Got a problem? I'm Shepard motherf*****, whatchu gonna' do about it?"
 

Ian Meier

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Heeeey um.... sorry I killed your dad....again.... Now now don't get sad I should let you know it was self defense, and let's face I was putting him out of his misery.
 

Redalert9r9r

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Some gun wielding thug in GTA IV.

To the kids: If a big scraggly Russian is running at you with an assault rifle yelling "DON'T FUCK WITH MY FAMILY" and you are knowingly keeping his cousin tied up in a chair, lay down all slow like and pretend that I've already shot you.
 

PhunkyPhazon

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You mean the big-horned zombie demon that had been imprisoned for years had a family?

Huh, I guess you learn something new every day.
 

Atmos Duality

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Oh dear.
EDIT: (Checked my kill log, it was Netherdrake, not Clankz) I'm unsure what to tell the Netherdrake's next of kin...
 

Brownie101

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"Surely, you knew he was crazy?"

That's if we're not counting S.C.I.O.N from Front mission Evolved. If we are:
"But dad, you told me to do it. It was going to kill thousands."
 

Glaive_21842

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Well, considering that the family sent me to their own burial grounds as an initiation, knowing full well that their ancestors would try to kill me, then I'd say I'm in damn good shape ^_^
 

AngryPuppy

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Ace of Spades said:
The last enemy I killed was a Darkspawn in Dragon Age: Origins. I'd probably just kill them too.
Last one I iced was a Fire Gecko, so yeah, same as you...