The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

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Gudrests

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satanic kitty said:
i just used my gravity gun.........holy fuck shit i would be a super hero!
I hate you....I was using a silver sword in The Witcher....damnit
 

IceStar100

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Hand gun fron LA Noire. Meh better then the tank.

Edit for youtube

Most of us will look like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4
 

FangShadow

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Oh sweet god, baraka's blades.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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As luck would have it, I last killed someone by punching them to death in Fallout 3. So someone's hands will be used to perform my colonoscopy, should be completely fine.
 

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madster11 said:
The bow in minecraft.

Not exactly the best, but it could have been MUCH worse. I could have used the Sword, or been playing Dynasty Warriors.
I used the sword...

;.;
 

stygN

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I last played minesweeper.. So does that mean a shovel? Though.. The real "weapon" in that game if there is any, is the brain, and I'd rather not have my own brain shoved up my rear end.. So lets say there aren't any weapons in Minesweeper.

Before that it was Minecraft, but I don't remember what item I was using.. Let me log in and see..

Oh.. A shovel...
 

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A Light Shining In The Darkness - a handgun from New Vegas' Honest Hearts DLC. Not very big, but it hits like a ************. Fair for a gun that used to belong to a person who was set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon, then came out the better for it.
 

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I had taken a hiatus from games shortly. It was either WoW or a quick game of KH2....
So Keyblade or staff.... I think the staff is my only hope.
 

Hagi

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The mage's staff with frost aura from DAO, this is going to be a cold one.

At least with sub-zero temperatures it should be quite hygienic. But I guess I'll die of internal Frostbite. Ouch.....
 

Noswad

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supreme commander. dear god those armoured command units are like 100 feet tall.
 

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Wuggy said:
OT: I last played Portal 2. So I guess it'll be the Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device. Now how in the hell will that work?
Well, now you never have to travel to the bathroom to drop a deuce.
 

Ghengis John

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asmidir said:
I started this topic a few months ago but it quickly drifted away into nothing so I though"Hey why not try again."

So escapists, pretty straight forward. The last weapon you used in a video game will now be fitted with a camera and used by your doctor to perform your next colonoscopy. So how bad do you have it?

The last weapon I used was the longbow in Dragon Age Origins......I guess i'll be walking out of there.....BOW LEGGED........get it? Yeah.
My dad is having a colonoscopy tomorrow. The timing. As for me. The last weapon I used in a video game was a rather mean looking sword.

Oh dear. This is about as close to a worst case scenario as you can get.
 

Wuggy

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honestdiscussioner said:
Wuggy said:
OT: I last played Portal 2. So I guess it'll be the Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device. Now how in the hell will that work?
Well, now you never have to travel to the bathroom to drop a deuce.
Wow. Just wow. I can't express well enough how brilliant and weird that is at the same time.
 

Gobmech

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The Collector Particle beam, Mass Effect 2 :(

Unless a 40,000-man army in Europa Universalis III counts.
 

icame

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Well I just used a lancer tank in Valkyria Chronicles to finally beat chapter 5, (Seriously, F* whoever designed the layout of their base camp. No way to get in without tank using machine gun T-T) so yeah I'm pretty going to be splattered across the entire room.
 

Porygon-2000

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I could have played sniper, used a kukri or something. But NOOOOOOOO... had to go engy with a level 3 sentry. Its gonna hurt