The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts

[Balls Mandingo]

Hit myself in the nuts playing air guitar

DARWIN GOT ME AGAIN

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

I've been hit down there a few time. Bloody painful.
I did once find three small pimple-like things where my foreskin would have been attached right underneath the head.
Bloody hurt to pop them.

Uuummm...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_papillaris_genitalis
Warning, that link includes a picture of a penis.

Thank you so much.


O.t. Um... Is it normal for it to feel like being stabbed in the lower stomach area with a spoon lmao?

When you get hit in the fuckstick I mean.

 

[BadassCyborg]

Well, I was lying on my back in a field gazing at the stars with my girlfriend. There was some rumbling clouds gathering to the south, and suddenly I was struck by lightning. Unfortunately, my 'manservant' was the tallest thing around for a mile, so you can imagine where all those volts went. On one hand I was lucky to be alive, but now my 'noble' parts resemble cauliflower.
At least I can look back now and laugh.

 

[Leemaster777]

I once slammed my own dick in a desk drawer.

I'm not going to explain that, all I'm saying is that you should NEVER wear loose-fitting pants while working on your computer.

 

[Lordmarkus]

Unprepared man-check at the football practise and the occasional P.E lesson. Not fun at the exact moment. Epic lulz afterwards.

 

[Jonluw]

I've been hit down there a few time. Bloody painful.
I did once find three small pimple-like things where my foreskin would have been attached right underneath the head.
Bloody hurt to pop them.

Uuummm...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_papillaris_genitalis
Warning, that link includes a picture of a penis.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome...
It's not like I knew my way to that page by heart or anything...
.>

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

well once while.....release the white dragon......i tried using a lubricant to aid me, I decided to use that Ice jell that you put on sore joints. Well after the 15 sec deed was done.....the coldness set in.....my god that was the worst thing that you can possibly do...and it seeps into your skin so it wont get warm....SO IT STAYED COLD FOR AN HOUR.....it was horrible.

 

[Lynx]

Women know the pain of childbirth and can willingly go through it again, men know the pain of catching a shot to the sack and go to extraordinary lengths to never go through it again. I rest my case.

EDIT - /humour. [small]Since posts do not contain context.[/small]

I think childbirth is far more painful than a kick in the groin, however, I totally agree that a kick in the groin is the worse experience. A kick in the groin doesn't lead to a much wanted kid.

But. Which is worse: Being kicked in the groin continuously for the duration of a childbirth, or being the one to give birth?

I have nooo idea. All I know is both are extremely painful, but I have never given birth and I don't have testies. The closest I've gotten is the once-a-month cramps.

 

[Jonluw]

But. Which is worse: Being kicked in the groin continuously for the duration of a childbirth, or being the one to give birth?

I have nooo idea. All I know is both are extremely painful, but I have never given birth and I don't have testies. The closest I've gotten is the once-a-month cramps.

Which, incidentally, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with.

I imagine that if the kicks are too frequent, the man'll just become really numb though. Or maybe pass out. It's just that I've never heard of a woman vomiting in pain during childbirth. But I digress, they are probably very different kinds of pain.

 

[DazBurger]

Beside from greater number of humans in the case of an alien war?

If you're thinking along my lines...

The children are sent first, as the meatshield wave, as we ready our weapons behind them...
Then I agree with you, good sir/madam.

Nonono. That's a disgusting proposal. An alien war might last for decades. We need to save the children for later, when they'll be useful. The elderly will be the meatshields.

I agree good sir! The obese could in case of famine be used as extra livestock.. As canned food would have to be stored till later, when the world lies in ruins.

 

[trophykiller]

I remember getting kicked in the nuts by another kid in elementary, and I went down hard... I was embarassed too when the teacher asked what happend so I told her I was kicked in the stomach lol. Don't remember why it happened or what happened next.
Also I've had blue balls a few times... the real version, where you're with a chick and get super fuckin horny but don't "release". Damn teases. It literally feels like you got smacked in the groin.

Also, for your consideration:

I permanantly fear that man. He is what nightmares have nightmares about.

For the man who hath no testicles shall have no weakness. He shall be the slayer of gods.

Oddly enough, I think he has more balls than anyone here.

 

[Jonluw]

I remember getting kicked in the nuts by another kid in elementary, and I went down hard... I was embarassed too when the teacher asked what happend so I told her I was kicked in the stomach lol. Don't remember why it happened or what happened next.
Also I've had blue balls a few times... the real version, where you're with a chick and get super fuckin horny but don't "release". Damn teases. It literally feels like you got smacked in the groin.

Also, for your consideration:
snippety

I permanantly fear that man. He is what nightmares have nightmares about.

For the man who hath no testicles shall have no weakness. He shall be the slayer of gods.

Oddly enough, I think he has more balls than anyone here.

Indeed, but "the man who hath no feeling in his testicles..." just doesn't flow as well.

 

[trophykiller]

I remember getting kicked in the nuts by another kid in elementary, and I went down hard... I was embarassed too when the teacher asked what happend so I told her I was kicked in the stomach lol. Don't remember why it happened or what happened next.
Also I've had blue balls a few times... the real version, where you're with a chick and get super fuckin horny but don't "release". Damn teases. It literally feels like you got smacked in the groin.

Also, for your consideration:
snippety

I permanantly fear that man. He is what nightmares have nightmares about.

For the man who hath no testicles shall have no weakness. He shall be the slayer of gods.

Oddly enough, I think he has more balls than anyone here.

Indeed, but "the man who hath no feeling in his testicles..." just doesn't flow as well.

That or "he who literally has stones of stone".

 

[Jonluw]

During a play wrestling match, my ovaries basically ate a swift knee from a friend. It was really painful. D:

Hey, a piece of blunt trauma to a female. I was sort of expecting more contributions from women.
The only ones I can remember from the top of my head are "allergic to latex" and "breast-trauma", and those aren't really all that similar to the classic testie-pain stories. So it's refreshing to hear a more conventional reproductive organ-pain story from a woman.

 

[Simulated Eon]

Snip (that sounds so bad in this thread)

O.t. Um... Is it normal for it to feel like being stabbed in the lower stomach area with a spoon lmao?

When you get hit in the fuckstick I mean.

I would say that is quite an apt description.
I also read another that was good, something along the lines of two rods of intense pain shoting up to just beneath your chest.

OT: kicks, balls(ha), fists, and other stupid things.

 

[okogamashii]

I really never, ever thought of calling those "nobler parts".
What so noble about them?

Anyhow, I got around most accidents, but this may be the place to clear one misunderstanding.
Getting hit "down there" hurts a woman a hell of a lot too, and will send her to her knees just like a man.
It just may be harder to hit the right spot, that is all.

/sarcasm
Haha you're so funny

But seriously, as a girl, I disagree. Yeah, it hurts like crazy to get hit down there for us, but, as someone who used to climb a lot of trees, I have never been incapacitated the way a man would be. Simply put, they have more to hurt.

 

[JochemDude]

Being shot several times in the balls with paintballs after losing a bet.

 

[blaza]

Well, I was lying on my back in a field gazing at the stars with my girlfriend. There was some rumbling clouds gathering to the south, and suddenly I was struck by lightning. Unfortunately, my 'manservant' was the tallest thing around for a mile, so you can imagine where all those volts went. On one hand I was lucky to be alive, but now my 'noble' parts resemble cauliflower.
At least I can look back now and laugh.

Holy heck, O.O

Worst thing thats happened to me is that my friend petended to kick me, actually hit me, and actually got the tip of his foot to wedge directly between my testies.Hurt like no other, except maybe some of the other disturbing testical mutilation stories here.