The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts

[Krylock]

Football Directly to the nuts thrown at a high speed. Needless to say i was on the ground for a few minutes.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Got them...bitten...

...no details provided

Surprisingly common, this.

Really? I thought this was an unusual happening...

There are at least three people who have been bitten in this thread. I have no idea why.

People should maybe avoid letting their girlfriend go down on them if she's angry.

In my case it was more 'inexperienced' or 'kinky' than 'angry'

 

[EHKOS]

Caught in a zipper....twice.

 

[Nimcha]

While playing football, some girl planted her elbow in my right boob. That hurt.

Otherwise, I've managed to keep them away from harm.

 

[Wolfram23]

I remember getting kicked in the nuts by another kid in elementary, and I went down hard... I was embarassed too when the teacher asked what happend so I told her I was kicked in the stomach lol. Don't remember why it happened or what happened next.
Also I've had blue balls a few times... the real version, where you're with a chick and get super fuckin horny but don't "release". Damn teases. It literally feels like you got smacked in the groin.

Also, for your consideration:

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Had my frenulum ripped during intercourse. Go look it up at own peril.

 

[Buizel91]

Mega-Snip!

My jewels were hurting just reading this!

OT: Kicked, in PE, by a football boot...

Had a plus side though, i didn't have to PE for the rest of the lesson XD

 

[Nimcha]

While playing football, some girl planted her elbow in my right boob. That hurt.

Otherwise, I've managed to keep them away from harm.

Wish I had your luck at avoiding damage. Might be a guy, but I am one of the most accident-prone prats in that area. >_>

To be fair I think it's easier for you guys to get your genitals hurt.

 

[geldonyetich]

Foreskin got caught in my zipper. I think I was about 5 at the time.

 

[milo2215]

Punched in the stick by a friend of mine. The balls were untouched, but when I noted she only hit one of the three, she noted she hardly felt it. I cried myself to sleep.

 

[Vkmies]

A young relative, I quess around 5 at the time pulled the fuck out of it, when we were in a sauna.
Just grabbed it in his hands and pulled. From that point on, I decided not to use public saunas or go in a sauna with other people.

 

[Nouw]

I've gone through some serious shit but let's not go there. Typical 'in the balls' thing... NEVER AGAIN!

 

[tthor]

lol i just remembered a good story for you!
Ok, we have at our house a large trampoline. as you may know, the outer rim of the trampoline is lined with large springs, spaced about half a foot apart, that connect the trampoline surface with the metal frame holding it, and on my trampoline, the springs are exposed, without anything covering the rim of springs (ok, got the mental view? good).

alright, so when i was little, me and my sister were jumping on the trampoline, and my sister jumped really hard, which in turn sent me flying up into the air. and when i fell back down to earth, i landed on the outer rim of the trampoline, my legs going through the gaps between the springs, with a spring in between my legs. so i landed, crotch first, onto one of the springs holding the trampoline.

 

[darthotaku]

I convinced my friend to try to learn to ride a unicycle. he took it off a jump and landed straight down.
...
then he went over the jump again and got the same result.

 

[sycoesis]

my friend has a scare were a girl bit down becuase we didnt know they were in there when we lit the fireworks i dont thik hes forgiven me

i took a sledge hammer fall into my balls i woke up on the couch a few hours later

 

[Luftwaffles]

I convinced my friend to try to learn to ride a unicycle. he took it off a jump and landed straight down.
...
then he went over the jump again and got the same result.

Ah yes....bunny hopping on a unicycle...

If executed properly its very cool and not at all painful. But then again.....i had to practice....

 

[Aptspire]

I got soccer ball'd at full speed D:

 

[Delicious Anathema]

Orgasming so hard (or so often) that my testicles feel empty and hurt.