sadly more common then not if you happen to call your gf bad names at the worst moments possibleEkonk said:
The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts
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i was thinking the same thingUsurpurus said:Does you story incorporate the movement in your avatar?Krafty_Krocodile said:
Edit: great now i doubled post on 2 completly different subjects >.>
I was playing indoor rounders (Dodgy version of baseball for you americans) and went full pelt into my friends baws, he hasn't been the same since
When I was about six, I had some kind of kidney infection or something that made me have to pee all the time. As part of the procedure for figuring out what exactly was wrong, I had to have a catheter put in. "Mild discomfort", said the doctor, "It'll just hurt for a bit."
He was lying like Satan's DOG.
The pain was horrendous, like running a fuse down my urethra and lighting it. Needless to say, I screamed. A lot.
Then for a week or two afterward, it burned almost as painfully every time I urinated.
A few months later, they did it AGAIN. Thankfully, they put me to sleep for the insertion part.
The rest of the week was no fun, though.
He was lying like Satan's DOG.
The pain was horrendous, like running a fuse down my urethra and lighting it. Needless to say, I screamed. A lot.
Then for a week or two afterward, it burned almost as painfully every time I urinated.
A few months later, they did it AGAIN. Thankfully, they put me to sleep for the insertion part.
The rest of the week was no fun, though.
At school I was talking to a girl I know, and I was standing with my legs a little spread (i.e. not completely closed) and this guy ran towards me (Note: From behind, I did not notice him) and then kicked me in the balls so hard that I went airbourne then slammed into the ground.
That was in year 10 and I was actually crying in pain, and throwing up because of said pain afterwards.
That was in year 10 and I was actually crying in pain, and throwing up because of said pain afterwards.
How about one time, there was this huge blizzard, so all the streets were covered with ice, so I tried running and sliding, and tripped and fell right into the wheel of a guy trying to ride his bike... it was bad.
That or the time i was shot thrice with a paintball gun in my area.
That or the time i was shot thrice with a paintball gun in my area.
I've been hit down there a few time. Bloody painful.
I did once find three small pimple-like things where my foreskin would have been attached right underneath the head.
Bloody hurt to pop them.
I did once find three small pimple-like things where my foreskin would have been attached right underneath the head.
Bloody hurt to pop them.
Mortal Kombat: The act of having one's legs open and someone doing an incredibly large uppercut to the junk. It's funny when it happens to someone else, but it sucks when it happens to you.
Also, worst I did to someone was me and my buddy were rolling (practicing BJJ) in his basement on mats. One friend was laying on the couch and I had K against the couch. I pushed forward which sent my body weight, and K's body weight into K's palm which ended up landing solely on my friend's crotch. Bad times were had.
Also, worst I did to someone was me and my buddy were rolling (practicing BJJ) in his basement on mats. One friend was laying on the couch and I had K against the couch. I pushed forward which sent my body weight, and K's body weight into K's palm which ended up landing solely on my friend's crotch. Bad times were had.
I was getting over a slat fence, and I had one foot on the lower rung and had just swung my other leg over the fence...when the lower rung broke, meaning the only thing that broke my fall was the upper rung right in my crotch. I just sort of fell off, slowly.
Women who have had kidney stones say that passing them is worse than childbirth.
Women who have had kidney stones say that passing them is worse than childbirth.
We had a waste skip on our road when some neighbours were having work done to their house and it was surrounded by the big traffic cones with the metal flashing lights on top so people don't crash into it at night. (Yeah you can probably see where this is going.)
We were messing about with lengths of wood and glass and stuff as teenagers do when bored and we started doing "stunts". Well we decided to lay the cones down on their sides and see who could jump them and not touch the lamps etc.
So my friend cleared the cone and was fine. My turn. Well I fucked it up somehow, I messed the jump and landed early on the base of the traffic cone, the thing catapulted up like a missile straight into my groin. An 8 inch metal box slammed me so hard I pretty much collapsed but was stuck on the now upright cone bent over it like I was trying to mount it. I finally got myself off the cone and lay there retching and feeling like I was forever broken in the street. The next day I discovered you can bruise everything down there, and it goes a variety of wonderful colours too. That took a long time to heal properly and I wouldn't try it again either.
We were messing about with lengths of wood and glass and stuff as teenagers do when bored and we started doing "stunts". Well we decided to lay the cones down on their sides and see who could jump them and not touch the lamps etc.
So my friend cleared the cone and was fine. My turn. Well I fucked it up somehow, I messed the jump and landed early on the base of the traffic cone, the thing catapulted up like a missile straight into my groin. An 8 inch metal box slammed me so hard I pretty much collapsed but was stuck on the now upright cone bent over it like I was trying to mount it. I finally got myself off the cone and lay there retching and feeling like I was forever broken in the street. The next day I discovered you can bruise everything down there, and it goes a variety of wonderful colours too. That took a long time to heal properly and I wouldn't try it again either.
One time this absolute fucking doucher threw an apple at my junk while i was sitting on a concrete bench. The impact of the concrete bench broke the apple. My balls were in between the two. I don't think I've ever punched anyone that hard in my life. Right in the fucking temple as well.
I'm not looking it up (for obvious reasons), but I remember there was a Japanese fetish publicity blitz (???) called "Tetso-something" which is where men derive intense pleasure from testicular pain.Grouchy Imp said:
That is, porn of men being attacked by a woman who just crushed two walnuts with one hand off set - and they ENJOY it.
Sweet dreams.
That... and women can have drugs and know its coming. I know you're joking, just sayinGrouchy Imp said:
OT: I remember someone (my friend) kicked my with steel toed boots there and gave me a tension and I pissed blood for a good three weeks.
But I think the worse was when my friend and I were fencing and he hit me in the thigh with a sharpend rapier, almost cutting off my area. Luckily I moved fast enough to only get my thigh cut and took all danger away from the area. Still it was a scary moment in life.
