The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts
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At the same time!?! :O Wow! You really are unlucky!DanielBrown said:
OT: Nothing I remember, but I suppose it might just be because the pain made me pass out... <.<
electric shock while trying to fix a problem with the car's engine
turns out there were "peeled" cables hanging around under the hood, and I went on and leened over it, because I'm an idiot like that
and yes, the car was off
I'm still wondering how the fuck it happened
turns out there were "peeled" cables hanging around under the hood, and I went on and leened over it, because I'm an idiot like that
and yes, the car was off
I'm still wondering how the fuck it happened
I really never, ever thought of calling those "nobler parts".
What so noble about them?
Anyhow, I got around most accidents, but this may be the place to clear one misunderstanding.
Getting hit "down there" hurts a woman a hell of a lot too, and will send her to her knees just like a man.
It just may be harder to hit the right spot, that is all.
What so noble about them?
Anyhow, I got around most accidents, but this may be the place to clear one misunderstanding.
Getting hit "down there" hurts a woman a hell of a lot too, and will send her to her knees just like a man.
It just may be harder to hit the right spot, that is all.
Tackled the biggest kid in our year at rugby head on, he was so big I couldn't land to the side of him so his knee crushed my spheres on impact with the ground. That night I went to the toilet and 'stuff' came out and I was bruised for ages. (I was too young for 'stuff' to be coming out, that's why it's significant..)
I also just walked down a hall at college, and somehow, as my leg passed the other, my balls kind of met perfectly inbetween and I compressed them both. I fell to the floor in pain and shock of what had happened.
That's right boys, even something as simple as walking can end up crippling you.
EDIT: Haha forgot the worst two. I was taking a wizz on the side of a field, and started getting this horrible pain every second or so, carried on thinking maybe i had an infection but turns out I was pissing on an electric fence. Then, in the same field, I was walking through the overgrowth on the side and stepped over what I thought was just a fallen branch, but it had the same electric fence right beside it, so it was shocking right on the sack.
I also just walked down a hall at college, and somehow, as my leg passed the other, my balls kind of met perfectly inbetween and I compressed them both. I fell to the floor in pain and shock of what had happened.
That's right boys, even something as simple as walking can end up crippling you.
EDIT: Haha forgot the worst two. I was taking a wizz on the side of a field, and started getting this horrible pain every second or so, carried on thinking maybe i had an infection but turns out I was pissing on an electric fence. Then, in the same field, I was walking through the overgrowth on the side and stepped over what I thought was just a fallen branch, but it had the same electric fence right beside it, so it was shocking right on the sack.
not sure about the pregnancy thing but getting a piece of shrapnel in me general and two colonels from a cars engine exploading was certainly painfull luckily no permenant damage to the plumbing just plenty of scarsJonluw said:
Recently I've had this bad pain in that general area, afriad it was a hernia or something blergh, but it was only a muscle strain....FROM TENNIS, NOTHING ELSE.
uh, and the other day in relation to the above symptom, I had to have an ultrasound down there.
It was cold...and slimy. D:
EDIT: OH YEAH. When I was 9 years old I broke my arm really badly, and the doctors fucked up the operation so bad that when I was in hospital I couldn't get out of bed to use the toilet etc. So they gave me a cathada, oh man. I can't remember the pain because I was half out on morphine, but I remember it being BAD. Oh eugh, they tried it 3 times, and eventually they just knocked me out, thank God.
It was pretty bad when they were taking it out as well, a really sharp pulling pain, yeuck. So yeah, if you ever get in hospital, pray that they don't have to insert a cathada.
uh, and the other day in relation to the above symptom, I had to have an ultrasound down there.
It was cold...and slimy. D:
EDIT: OH YEAH. When I was 9 years old I broke my arm really badly, and the doctors fucked up the operation so bad that when I was in hospital I couldn't get out of bed to use the toilet etc. So they gave me a cathada, oh man. I can't remember the pain because I was half out on morphine, but I remember it being BAD. Oh eugh, they tried it 3 times, and eventually they just knocked me out, thank God.
It was pretty bad when they were taking it out as well, a really sharp pulling pain, yeuck. So yeah, if you ever get in hospital, pray that they don't have to insert a cathada.
When I was about 7, I live on a hill by the way, my bike brake-pads failed. Needless to say, I went straight into a garage door and my family jewels took the brunt of the impact.
"That's where your testicles are? I thought they were two little sandbags to stop flood water going into your bum."
-Peter Griffin
"That's where your testicles are? I thought they were two little sandbags to stop flood water going into your bum."
-Peter Griffin
They stand up for the ladies (the male part at least).Crystalite said:
OT: Can't really remember anything specific but had my fair share of accidental kicks to the groin and other such painfull things.
Was setting up a pitching machine for a friend, got into catchers stance, name was called, looked left and WHACK! right in the money bag at 60mph.
Some of these posts just sound horrible, although I was laughing at the dislocated leg one.
My worst was probably when it slipped out during sex while my girlfriend was on a chair - gravity had me aiming at the chair after that and I managed to get a nasty cut on the underside of my head. That had me with toilet paper in the foreskin for a week or so before it stopped bleeding during urination.
My worst was probably when it slipped out during sex while my girlfriend was on a chair - gravity had me aiming at the chair after that and I managed to get a nasty cut on the underside of my head. That had me with toilet paper in the foreskin for a week or so before it stopped bleeding during urination.
Just the occasional ball (heh) or kick, nothing special.
But geez, reading this thread sure is painful...makes me want to wear a jockstrap at all times.
But geez, reading this thread sure is painful...makes me want to wear a jockstrap at all times.
What the...oh god. x.xDesji said: