The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts

[ThatLankyBastard]

I (THANK GOD) have never had a terrible experience like that...

I figure that after what I've put them through, they've become tougher than the average pair though...

 

[MaVeN1337]

I was shot between the legs with a paintball and I had nothing to protect em.

Same here. Not fun.

 

[JAWZxZ]

My 6 year old brother once just wandered over to me and gave me a full two step smack in the bollocks.

I threw up on the spot before falling to the floor in the foetal position ¬_¬

 

[Dark Veil]

Well, this one time at band camp... (okay, scrap that)

OT: Nothing really that original in the pain department; cuts from shaving, a kick to the groin when I was younger, the aforementioned amusement park ride discomfort.

The worst thing that happened to my privates though has to be testicular cancer, for which I have had an operation earlier this year.
Thank God for spinal anaesthesia and morphine because otherwise I think the removal of malignant tumor measuring in at nearly 2 inches (and my right testicle) would have definitely been the most painful moment.
I did walk funny for a few days after the operation and the recovery wasn't pleasant but that has to be expected.

I tend to look at things from a positive perspective though;
If someone or something is about to hit me in that area it now has a 50% chance of missing.

 

[RatRace123]

Soccer ball, took it to the dick.
It didn't effect me like a shot in the nuts would, but if I didn't grab my crotch and fall to the ground it just wouldn't have been right.
This happened in Gym class, so I was able to get out of playing for the rest of the day.

 

[carpathic]

during highschool people just went around punching eachother in the balls. One kid punched me and I was fetal on the floor crying for 5 minutes... Fun memories.

I cannot even imagine the beating I would lay on the person stupid enough to do that to me.

I broke a guy's nose and orbital bone for pushing my sister off a swing, then telling me to fuck off when I asked him (nicely the first time) to apologize.

If someone punched my nuts for no good reason...yikes.

 

[JAWZxZ]

My 6 year old brother once just wandered over to me and gave me a full two step smack in the bollocks.

I threw up on the spot before falling to the floor in the foetal position ¬_¬

See, like i said......protecting your bollocks from attack is impossible. Its like protecting yourself from a ninja attack. You dont know when it will happen until it is to late.

Aaaaknow right, they're in such a bad position completely below your line of sight, they should be on the end of your nose or something, a more defensible position.

 

[Mik0ri]

Wild animal attack.
True story.

 

[Shock and Awe]

A girl bit me... I now have a scar...

Took nearly a month to heal...

Holy
Fuck
Shit
Ouch

OT: I've been pretty lucky, aside from a few turkey taps in middle school I have never really been hit.

 

[zama174]

Was riding my dirt bike when I hit something obscured in the grass and my bike stopped and my nuts hit the handle bar before me and the dirt bike flipped..

 

[Citrus]

I was lying down with my rabbit on my stomach, and she bounced over to my crotch and dug.

But the worst time was when I was bouncing on some cheap pogo stick I got for my birthday years ago, and the handle and upper portion of the pole came off and the bottom half of the pole sprung straight up and hit me hard enough that it tore a hole in my jeans.

 

[More Lemon Pledge]

I was playing soccer and my coach started yelling for me to "jockey" so I started backing away from the player who had the ball. He then proceeded to boot the ball EXTREMELY hard straight into my nuts...for about 30 minutes after I felt like I was going to puke

 

[Death God]

I had almost literally a mile hike straight up a dirt covered hill and when I headed back down I slipped halfway down the hill on my ass and just as I was about to fall into the huge rock pit a tree stopped me before I fell off the hillside. Unfortunately the reason why it stopped me was because my legs were wide open and it hit me right between them. I couldn't feel them for about an hour after I had gotten down the hill and into my car. The adrenaline stopped the pain for a while then it cam rushing back in a hurry.

 

[Death God]

Well, I was lying on my back in a field gazing at the stars with my girlfriend. There was some rumbling clouds gathering to the south, and suddenly I was struck by lightning. Unfortunately, my 'manservant' was the tallest thing around for a mile, so you can imagine where all those volts went. On one hand I was lucky to be alive, but now my 'noble' parts resemble cauliflower.
At least I can look back now and laugh.

This made me laugh so hard. The mental image that story left me with was hilarious. But on a side note, OUCH!!!

 

[smearyllama]

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Worst thing that EVER happened to me

You, sir, win this thread. I salute you.

OT: Had some catheters used on me too, back in college when I got kidney stones. (Incidentally people always talk about how bad the pain of kidney stones is, but I initially thought it was just unusually strong menstrual cramping)

I've heard it greatly depends on the size and nature of the stones. Also, I've heard kidney stones are a lot more painful for men than women.

Have you ever seen the kidney stones horses get?
Imagine passing one of those.

OT: Nothing, really.
I did catch a bouncer the one time I did go paintballing.
Jesus, that hurt.

 

[ryanxm]

they met a soccer ball in 6th grade

a fast soccer ball

kicked by the strongest kid at school

right into them

i could not move,oh the pain!

This is very off-topic, but I love Bayside, and therefore, love your avatar. ^.^

finaly someone else who knows the band! oh what a happy day