the most one sided fight you had in a game

[Syndarr]

In Final Fantasy VIII, I was running around on the world map on my way somewhere, and I got into a random encounter with...a Funguar. One single solitary Funguar. And it had its back turned. Just sitting there, minding its own business, doing its little mushroom dance with its guard down...and then the random number gods decided that Odin would show up. The sky clouded over, lightning flashed, Odin swung his mighty blade and cleft the poor, innocent little Funguar in twain. T_T

 

[sansamour14]

im Halo 1 campaign i was playing on Legendary and it was me against 3 crimson elites and a zealot along with 3 grunts and a jackal all i had was 7 rounds in my M6D and 2 sniper rifle rounds. i spent 1 hour trying to get past them cuz the checkpoint activated in that room

 

[Rooster893]

Street Fighter 2 on the SNES, I got all the way to Sagat on the hardest difficulty and all I hear is:

TIGER!
TIGER!
TIGER!
TIGER UPPERCUT!
YOU LOSE!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Rodrigo Borgia (the Pope) in AC2. I just grapple punch him into submission for 2 minutes, and he's done.

Malak in KotOR. Mass Force Lightning to destroy his dead jedi corpses in which he uses to regain health first thing into the fight, and then fucking wail him to death with twin ultimate lightsabers and the occasional force push (maxed). Took like.. 3 minutes?

Also, obligatory "FABLE FUCKING 2 ENDBOSS!".

Edit: Oh, and one sided against me?

Fucking Adamantortoise from Final Fantasy XIII. One stomp nearly drains my entire squad of three fourths their collective health. Spamming Death quickly and luckily is the only damned way to take them out before they do it to you. >_<

 

[Drakmorg]

Pretty much any fight against powder gangers in Fallout New Vegas after I got combat armor.
Just to make it interesting I unequip my weapons and punch them to death, and I've only got like 15 points in unarmed.
I took down the entire jails worth of guys without using any of my guns and only a few stimpacks.
Then I did it again with a level 2 character specializing in unarmed and only had leather armor. Similar result.
Those guys are pathetic.

 

[TK421]

other than that .. well my team once played 0:24 in League of Legends..

Wow. It takes nearly that long to walk across the map.

OT: My orc on oblivion vs. anything in the game on hardest difficulty. Suffice to say I have 109% reflect damage.

 

[Crimson King]

For me it was the very first time Fallout 3 had me fighting against an enemy with a rocket launcher.
I was strolling along when I spotted a group of raiders ahead. I figured, ok there's about 2 or 3 so this shouldn't be a problem. All was going well when one popped out with a rocket launcher and blew me into tiny pieces.
I had to keep reloading my save because the same jerk would keep popping out when I least expected it and continued to blow me to chunks several times.

 

[emissary666]

Very first time playing Everquest, I spawn, walk 10 feet, and am immediately killed by another player.
Glactus from Marvel vs Capcom 3 is pissing me off. The fight comes just comes down to how much health you have after the first stage
In general, any fight in which I get stun locked or knocked down the instant I get up.

 

[Saviordd1]

How quickly we forget Oblivion. It was me, a level 24 warrior with full daedric and and packing umbra, vs a high elven dick named mankar cameron who despite the fact that the battle to get TO him was actually difficult goes down in one god damn sword strike.....pretty damn sad

 

[dfphetteplace]

Not reading all 150 comments, but the Grey Prince from Oblivion. Seems pretty obvious. The guy asked you to kill him. I tried to find a way out of the fight, but had no choice but to kill him.

 

[Ktownknight]

I remember when I brought over my Red Pokemon team onto Gold and use them again the Elite 4 (Gameboy era not FireRed and Heartgold). My Red team were all level 82 (my highest level in the game) so it was a piece of cake taking them out.

I suppose my one sided when I am losing is during the beginning of Golden Sun. Your main character was just a child with a puny sword alongside with a single friend and you soon encounter two bosses. Yeah you suppose to lose to that fight but still.

Makes it all the sweeter when you absolutely obliterate Saturos and Menardi at Mercury Lighthouse, then later at Venus. Damn that felt good.
The Golden Suns really knew how to do epic battles.

Golden Sun pulled off epic battles reallllly well.

As far as me outclassing someone else? Probably when as Prussia in Empire:Total War ended up steamrolling all over europe in 5 turns. Had like, 30-40 more turns to play.

As far as being outclassed? To date, the archdemon in Dragon Age: Orgins, the BROODMOTHER (shudder) are the two who really cause me problems. Oddly, Flemeth fell easily enough.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

(me) Ali, (my prey) Evander holiefield, the game is Fight Night round3 for PS2 (i fuckin still love this game more than most of what's come out lately!)

ANYWHO!!! it was a first round TKO in which i knocked his george foreman wannabe ass to the canvas 5 times, which ain't easy to do in 5mins.
but yeah, he got knocked the FUCK out!
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afterwhich i made a sand-a-which and then i ate-dat-***** but that ***** taste-like-shit! now I think "I-must-stop-all-this-shit" before i get-too-gone-off, in my own-little-mind, singing songs-that-don't-rhyme, cause i can't-find-the-time, to catch-ZZzz's-that-are-mine..... uhhhhhhh, ok i'm done...
sorry everybody, i say silly things when i haven't slept in 2,3,4,5 days... =)

 

[brunothepig]

The first enemy in Duty Calls.

Any enemy in Duty Calls. Actually, I'd have to say the boss.
At this point, any enemy in Morrowind will be raped by me. With fire.
As for unbalanced against... I don't know. I usually find my self grinding in RPG's and stuff, just because I like side quests. Although, the end part of HL2 Ep2, though very exciting and fun, was quite difficult when my friendlies seemed unable to deal with even a hunter or two. I ran most of them down with my car though.

well, the most one-sided in my favor was easily the first fight with Malak in KotOR 1 where

Spoiler

despite beating Malak like a red-headed, paraplegic stepchild, Bastilla somehow finds it necessary to sacrifice herself so you can "escape" from Malak

Yep, that was retarded. Foolish woman. Then he was quite formidable at the end. But then, I suppose KOTOR was one of the few games that explained that phenomenon. So good on it.
EDIT: Oh, also, my character on Mount & Blade Warband versus anyone. I have punched bandits to death. My armour is just so good by now that arrows and their pathetic swords deal no damage. So I told my men to hold back, sheathed my massive two handed sword, and punched a guy to death... Good times.

 

[Ertol]

Demons Souls is pretty much one sided the entire game. If something glares at you, it kills you. That game is awesome, but filled with rage moments.

And I can't forget the Adamantortoise from FF13. Walked into that thing by accident and it dominated my entire party in 3 seconds. Granted a group of 3 wolves could do that since you are really weak when you first get to Gran Pulse.

Probably the most one sided towards me would be FF12, first form of the final boss. He didn't even get to attack because my characters were a bit over leveled. His final form put up a good fight though.

 

[Ice Car]

Ygdrassil, Tales of Symphonia; first encounter. ZOMG 40,000 HP AND I ONLY DO ONE DAMAGE WITH EACH HIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Thank god it's supposed to be a fight you have to lose.

 

[Something Amyss]

I opted to fight Ramirez in Skies of Arcadia Legends. Seemed like the "heroic" option, in a game where you're supposed to make "heroic" choices.

Oops.

 

[Elexia]

Every single online PvP battle in any MMORPG I've ever played ever.

Mostly because in WoW, I charge into battle with a turtle for a fighting pet.

Or in STO, I charge Klingons armed with a phaser circa 1968 while my enemies wield sniper rifles and bat'leths

Or in City of Heroes where all my rivals can fly like man-sized WW2 biplane fighters litering bullets and lighting in all directions, and I opted to be different so my guy just jumps 8ft in the air and vomits gales of wind.

 

[-Ulven-]

Fucking Black Dragon in Ninja Gaiden Black. Dude has an attack where he "eats" you, taking with him 3/4 of your health.

Also. Last boss fight in Uncharted 2. Nothing to do but run from the fucker.

On the contrary you have the last fight of Force Unleashed II. Harr. Darth Vader vas a pussy.