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Daniel Cygnus

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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Seriously, how does that whole speech not qualify as a ridiculous insult?
 

Zersy

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ChocoFace said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
oh i forgot to say

"YOU F"£KING BLOWJOB"

that is the most funniest thing that someone has ever said to diss someone
there is no comeback for it

"You F£cking Blowjob" !

"ummm well ya,, so are you"
Russell Peters quote?


I'd have to say, mine is a quite recent one, i was having a mild argument with my friend and on impulse i suddenly said: "Yeah, well you suck dick for breakfast". We laughed and moved on.
LOL you can't beat a good dick joke ! XD
 

Datalord

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Your you is shorter than a documentary on French War Heroes, i get the insult, but it really is random.
 

Zersy

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SsilverR said:
i will destroy your pubic hairs!
LMFO LMFO LMFO LMFO LMFO LMFO

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG OMG that is so funny im struggling to type !!
 

Zersy

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Baby Tea said:
A buddy of mine on XBL keeps telling people: Oh yeah? Well you have two dads!
Seems to work.
I know so many people i can use that on

(There mainly white)
 

KiLlErCoRn

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i herad some kids arguing and one pointed to a tree and said it was the other kids mom. I was thinking whata crap insult. They werent little either, they looked about 12 so, yeah.
 

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kyouger said:
I hate you with the fiery passion of a million Foreman grills!

Yup, I've actually used that one.
winner! for sexiest avatar.

anyway while i was inadvertently entertaining the masses at school with my parkour moves, some little year 8 kid yelled out "aww your cool"(since when did sarcasm become insulting anyway) to which I replied "yeh mate it's fuckin' amazing what you can do when you're taller than you are wide" little fat prick went back to his burger. I also engage in conversations with one person in my grade that consist entirely of him saying "parkour!" once then continuing to our respective destinations which is somehow supposed to insult me.

yeh parkour kicks arse

though i along with every one at my school(it's an all boys school) receive many comments of homosexual nature, at my school gay banter is just a common game.
 

Lullabye

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
oh i forgot to say

"YOU F"£KING BLOWJOB"

that is the most funniest thing that someone has ever said to diss someone
there is no comeback for it

"You F£cking Blowjob" !

"ummm well ya,, so are you"
what are ya, russel peters? lol, i love russel peters.
I got called this just the other day. The only come back i could think of would insinuate I'm gay, which is sort of 1 step forward 2 steps back.
 

deewank

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your mom goes to college

ummmm..... What the fuck does that mean. Its was said to me many times some years ago and i just took it as a compliment because that meant she was trying to better herself.
 

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Scruffy Git said:
"Go back to your own country you British fag"

Heard over Xbox Live during a Halo 2 game.
My post was going to be like that, except it's "America should be the only fucking country on XBOX Live, you shitty noobs. Other countries make XBOX Live lag, so we should be treated first to get a better time, you wait." Ironically, I was first in said match, and he was indeed lagging, on a 2mb connection...
 

Umwerfer

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nerd :D I'ts like saying "you're smarter than me" and expecting the victim to be offended ^^