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goodwithwords08

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Mine is a game called LocoRoco, it is by far the stupidest, most pointless, most addicting game in the known universe

You might need some therapy after playing it, or at least Detox
 

NAKEDsnake2010

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SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL! Damn right i called it out. It was all the same stuff from melee just with new levels and the worst story ever concieved.
 

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Fallout 3. It was shit, wearing a colorful shit hat, and particularly warm shit coat. It also was wearing a new fragrance of Shit by Bethesda. My point being, i had never played ANY of the previous games but it as so hyped and it was so well reviewed....I watched about an hour of gameplay footage and it looked amazing. It was absolute SHIT! I dont see why ANYONE would like that game. You get a good 6 hours of main story line. Weak story line at that.

"Oh you didnt bother with the side quests!" You might say. Well, shut up, yes I did. they were dumb. They impacted the world in NO way, shape or form. Most of them being, hey go get this for me, or go kill this person real quick. There was nothing positive to say about that game other than the graphics were decent and the world was immersive........until a person talked to you.
wtf i mean fallout 3 is great art style a bit bland but the voice acting is great,music great,and dlc epic i know its your opinion but seriously.
 

JackiJinx

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Super Mario 64. Yes, it was innovative at the time with it's fancy 3D happenings, but what a big whoop. Go save the princess, go attack bowser, step on goombas, step on koopa troopas, collect coins, collect stars, warp in pipes...

I could be here all day if need be.
 

tirone231

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Fable 2. I completely agree with everything Yahtzee said in his review. Story is too short for an "epic RPG". The jobs are boring and repetitive. Other "heroes" were generally useless except during contrived final boss fight (the floating rock, not Lucien...I refuse to consider Lucien to be a boss) in which your gun was more effective than magic combos or melee which you had spent the rest of the game using. Side quests were repetitive and never seemed to effect the world. NPC's were stupid, annoying, and easily amused...in fact, the dog was my favorite NPC in the game, because he actually did something to help (finding treasure, however useless), and because I love dogs. I decided to finally beat Twilight Princess around the same time I first played Fable 2, and Twilight Princess was superior in every way (my only problem with TP being that the story did not feel as epic as Ocarina of Time's).

Assasin's Creed: While Parkour simulation was fun, missions were repetitive, and assasinations boiled down to how well you used the counter in combat. Hopefully, these issues are addressed in AC2.

Bioshock: Initial gameplay was great, and first pivotal story point was amazing, but final boss fight felt out of place, and too easy, as long as you had the flame/ice/lighting thrower.

Halo 3: Mediocre story, but well supported online play. Halo 1 was better, mostly because of how it revolutionized the FPS.

Crackdown: Repetition, repetition, repetition, would rather have been playing Spider-Man 2.
 

Illusio

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Meh, GTA 4 for me I feel that the took a lot of the fun sandbox aspects out of it. Also it is not a GTA game without the tank XD.
 

Molten Water

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How Many if you PPl are just Bashing Good games just for the heck of it?If you hate Bioshock so much, tell me why??personally enjoyed the fuck outta it...also the question is worst BEST GAMES, not Worst Worst games so i think HALO is not even in the picture...
 

Lord Thodin

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scorch 13 said:
Lord Thodin said:
Fallout 3. It was shit, wearing a colorful shit hat, and particularly warm shit coat. It also was wearing a new fragrance of Shit by Bethesda. My point being, i had never played ANY of the previous games but it as so hyped and it was so well reviewed....I watched about an hour of gameplay footage and it looked amazing. It was absolute SHIT! I dont see why ANYONE would like that game. You get a good 6 hours of main story line. Weak story line at that.

"Oh you didnt bother with the side quests!" You might say. Well, shut up, yes I did. they were dumb. They impacted the world in NO way, shape or form. Most of them being, hey go get this for me, or go kill this person real quick. There was nothing positive to say about that game other than the graphics were decent and the world was immersive........until a person talked to you.
wtf i mean fallout 3 is great art style a bit bland but the voice acting is great,music great,and dlc epic i know its your opinion but seriously.
Well, the art style was great. I didnt like talking to people though because they all look cross eye'd and that immediately drew me out of the game. The voice acting was phenomenal, but that doesnt make up for a history of wrong doing. I will admit however that i never actually played any of the DLC. I didnt feel the game was worth it.
 

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if someone says portal THEY WILL FEEL MY WRATH, that game was amazing
Yes, it was amazingly short and mildly amusing. Then it became awful as every mouthbreathing retard on the net thought he was being hilarious by posting 'the cake is a lie'.
 

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blankgabriel said:
Zani said:
Electro Dave said:
For me its bioshock...i really dont see the hype that game got.
it was just plain boring and unintuitive for me, but thats just me.
I agree, also Half-Life 2 was incredibly "meh".
Just to make sure, for the people who think HL:2 was 'meh', did you play the first Half-Life? Makes it much more enjoyable.
Yes I did play the first, it was a good game but nothing really amazing.
 

scorch 13

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Lord Thodin said:
scorch 13 said:
Lord Thodin said:
Fallout 3. It was shit, wearing a colorful shit hat, and particularly warm shit coat. It also was wearing a new fragrance of Shit by Bethesda. My point being, i had never played ANY of the previous games but it as so hyped and it was so well reviewed....I watched about an hour of gameplay footage and it looked amazing. It was absolute SHIT! I dont see why ANYONE would like that game. You get a good 6 hours of main story line. Weak story line at that.

"Oh you didnt bother with the side quests!" You might say. Well, shut up, yes I did. they were dumb. They impacted the world in NO way, shape or form. Most of them being, hey go get this for me, or go kill this person real quick. There was nothing positive to say about that game other than the graphics were decent and the world was immersive........until a person talked to you.
wtf i mean fallout 3 is great art style a bit bland but the voice acting is great,music great,and dlc epic i know its your opinion but seriously.
Well, the art style was great. I didnt like talking to people though because they all look cross eye'd and that immediately drew me out of the game. The voice acting was phenomenal, but that doesnt make up for a history of wrong doing. I will admit however that i never actually played any of the DLC. I didnt feel the game was worth it.
let me ask you a question have you tried playing that game again i know you dont want to do that but when i first played the game is wasnt a fan but the second time i loved it but who knows maybe your not into those sort of games.
 

Lord Thodin

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scorch 13 said:
Lord Thodin said:
scorch 13 said:
Lord Thodin said:
Fallout 3. It was shit, wearing a colorful shit hat, and particularly warm shit coat. It also was wearing a new fragrance of Shit by Bethesda. My point being, i had never played ANY of the previous games but it as so hyped and it was so well reviewed....I watched about an hour of gameplay footage and it looked amazing. It was absolute SHIT! I dont see why ANYONE would like that game. You get a good 6 hours of main story line. Weak story line at that.

"Oh you didnt bother with the side quests!" You might say. Well, shut up, yes I did. they were dumb. They impacted the world in NO way, shape or form. Most of them being, hey go get this for me, or go kill this person real quick. There was nothing positive to say about that game other than the graphics were decent and the world was immersive........until a person talked to you.
wtf i mean fallout 3 is great art style a bit bland but the voice acting is great,music great,and dlc epic i know its your opinion but seriously.
Well, the art style was great. I didnt like talking to people though because they all look cross eye'd and that immediately drew me out of the game. The voice acting was phenomenal, but that doesnt make up for a history of wrong doing. I will admit however that i never actually played any of the DLC. I didnt feel the game was worth it.
let me ask you a question have you tried playing that game again i know you dont want to do that but when i first played the game is wasnt a fan but the second time i loved it but who knows maybe your not into those sort of games.
I replayed it a couple times to try to get different character builds, but it all eventually ended with me just either being rambo, or sam fisher. It was just not for me i suppose
 

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I know it's been said quite a few times, but Final Fantasy 7. I've beaten it three times now, the first when it came out, the second several years ago when I couldn't figure out why the hell people kept raving about it, and once more recently. All three time I found it to be less than compelling. In all honesty, I like Final Fantasy 4 (US FF2) much more, but then again I'm no graphics whore.
 

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Jagers1994 said:
quack35 said:
velcthulhu said:
Halo. Mediocre, typical FPS.
I've never heard anyone say that Halo is the best game ever.
Well then you live under a rock. In the deepest darkest reaches of mars.
Or the people he hangs out with are the remains of the human race who are not "U soot da alien and it die Rofflcopterz"
 

T-Bone24

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Lord Thodin said:
Left4Meds said:
CoD 4, waste of 50$.
*Spits drink on computer screen* Excuse me?! What didnt you like?
So, it's all well and good you insulting Fallout 3:

Lord Thodin said:
Fallout 3. I dont see why ANYONE would like that game. You get a good 6 hours of main story line. Weak story line at that.
But the moment someone says something bad about CoD 4, that's taking it too far? Personally, the phrase "I don't see why anyone would like it" is just antagonistic and a bit too far. I can take you not liking it, just not insulting the people that do (ie me).

Anyway, OT, I dislike BioShock, partly because the in the time it takes to load anything, I can make several sandwiches, which is sort of a good thing...

Mostly because of my bad experience with it. The atmosphere was perfect in the first half, but then I started to run out of ammo, couldn't find any money and by then the wrench was useless. I admit, I have not finished it. I got to hephaestus, and it told me to build a bomb. Fair enough, I thought, but it would be nice to tell where to find the goddamn parts of the bomb, not just pointing to where I need to deposit them. I gave up after an hour and a half of looking around.

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Molten Water said:
How Many if you PPl are just Bashing Good games just for the heck of it?If you hate Bioshock so much, tell me why??personally enjoyed the fuck outta it...also the question is worst BEST GAMES, not Worst Worst games so i think HALO is not even in the picture...
See above, mate. I'm not flaming you, but I just noticed you asking why people didn't like BioShock.