The "Yep. I'm definitely going to Hell" moment.

[Vault101]

Well, this girl (she's like 20. I think they make the mentally challenged stay until they're 21-22 or so) was out sick. We were told to make cards for her, and my friend muttered, "Let's make some cards for some 'tards." Now, she looks a lot like a bird, so I imitated the stereotypical voice of a Downs Syndrome patient and went, "I reawwy wike birds. I reawwy do, Jonafan." We both started laughing uncontrollably.

Do I feel bad?

Err... not really. I'm a horrible person sometimes.

stay where? in school?

No, in Imaginationland.

Sorry, rude sarcasm is uncalled for.

Yes, in school, I believe in the Charms program.

I see so are they in regular schools? (with the extra help probably) what country is this?

anyway I dont think they do that here in australia, im not sure they allow you to leave school early if your disabled in that way (they changed that laws so that you cant drop out unless your doing somthing productive, like aprenticship or traineeship, anyway you can do that stuff through school now anyway),

they do assess you before you leave school to find out the best option

anyway I know im asking alot of questiosn but I find this stuff interesting is all

 

[David_G]

. . . cheese pizza threads. . .

Someone had to say it.

Don't you mean Captain Picard?

Oh, for sure. Coloring pencil threads, too.

Ah yes, also women laughing with salad threads.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I don't believe in Heaven and Hell, and for that, I am going to Hell.

 

[HassEsser]

Ah yes, also women laughing with salad threads.

Hell yea. And, speaking of which, why the fuck are there so many images of women laughing with salad?

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Any anime/comic convention where dozens and dozens of 12-16 year old girls decide to take the opportunity to dress in as little as possible and get away with it.

 

[GotMalkAvian]

I have at least one of these moments every day. If I don't, I just don't feel complete. Yesterday's was the following:

I was in a mall with my fiancee. Sitting in the food court, heartily enjoying some "Chinese food", was a goth/industrial lad with a shaved head, red and black frock-style coat, strange contact lenses, and more metal in his face than in the average modern car.

I turned to my fiancee as we were walking out and said "Chemo is fucking metal." She almost fell over laughing and then said simply "I want you so bad right now." We're both awful people.

 

[crazy_egyptian]

Would you believe i had one in the space between clicking on the 3rd page of this thread and the 3rd page loading?

You'd be pretty right there.

My friend tells me he's bored so I say "Go fuck a squirrel?"

I'm going to go neck myself now...

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

The guilt of once staying over at a mate's house and bumping into his sister in her bathrobe when i wandered to use the bathroom and thinking "Wow, i'd definately do her."

I have said and done many other things which make me, or others, tell me that i'm going to hell. Those aren't things i'm too willing to share though xD

 

[David_G]

Ah yes, also women laughing with salad threads.

Hell yea. And, speaking of which, why the fuck are there so many images of women laughing with salad?

Haha I don't know. I was surprised the first time I saw one of those threads, too. Did you know that the reason people posted them was because at first there was Child Porn hidden inside those files, once the mods figured it out though, people that posted images that had Child Porn were banned, and this is what's left.

But seriously, there are way too many pictures of women eating salad while laughing on the internet.

 

[Lexodus]

pfft. i wiped my arse with a holy bible. regret it? yeah.

I did that once, you get all sorts of nasty paper cuts from a King James :L

 

[HassEsser]

Haha I don't know. I was surprised the first time I saw one of those threads, too. Did you know that the reason people posted them was because at first there was Child Porn hidden inside those files, once the mods figured it out though, people that posted images that had Child Porn were banned, and this is what's left.

But seriously, there are way too many pictures of women eating salad while laughing on the internet.

Oh no. . . cat's out of the bag now, I guess. But, uh, yea, I knew that; I didn't partake, though, that's not my thing. But I gotta hand it to anon, they are a fucking clever bunch.

 

[Jonluw]

That would be when I watched that Shell shock video with Bird is the word running in the background.

 

[michael_ab]

laughing at dead baby jokes

 

[k-ossuburb]

I became an atheist.

Apparently that's an instant ticket to the Satan's Playland place right there (or so I've been told).

Good thing I don't believe in any of it, otherwise I'd probably be worried.

 

[David_G]

Haha I don't know. I was surprised the first time I saw one of those threads, too. Did you know that the reason people posted them was because at first there was Child Porn hidden inside those files, once the mods figured it out though, people that posted images that had Child Porn were banned, and this is what's left.

But seriously, there are way too many pictures of women eating salad while laughing on the internet.

Oh no. . . cat's out of the bag now, I guess. But, uh, yea, I knew that; I didn't partake, though, that's not my thing. But I gotta hand it to anon, they are a fucking clever bunch.

Yeah, I thought that you knew that but I always found that fact interesting. The ingenious of anon never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Angerwing]

Telling racist jokes about Jews around my Saudi friend. He doesn't mind the content of the jokes, and we're not racist, it's just that it freaks him the fuck out when we say those loudly near him. You know, being a very faithful Muslim Saudi, there are some social expectations regarding his opinion of Jews. We laugh at his reaction, not the jokes.

Also I work as a salesman, and I've done some evil things. Basically tricking someone into signing up to a rent contract, which will mean he will pay an extra 3 grand over 3 years on a 4 grand contract. Overcharging old ladies, overcharging other folks. Once got a guy to pay an extra $120 to get a black Wii, because they're "harder to get in" and he didn't want a white Wii. We actually had the same amount of both, they cost us the same amount, and they're just as easy to get in.

And that's barely scratching the surface of my job-place discretions.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

I had a spanish trip and I needed money to buy clothes, in the morning I went to ask for money only to find out my Grandma had died, I didn't know her and I'm a cold bastard anyway so I didn't really feel anything. Then my dad told me he needed money to go Nigeria and bury her, cut to me a few seconds later walking downstairs a tad bit peeved coz I didn't have my money thinking "how come everything bad happens to me? Why couldn't she have died later"

Yeah...

Another time, we were in an assembly about disabled people, que some woman in a wheelchair talking about herself then said that her favourite activity is skiing. Next thing I'm silently laughing wondering to myself how that would work and I just imagined them throwing her off her wheelchair down a mountain with her screaming "WHEEEE!!!"

Told one of my really kind-hearted friends that, she thought I was monster, my male friends laughed but just thought I was an actual asshole

 

[ReservoirAngel]

During a lesson we had during secondary school, my teacher was talking about diversity of sexuality and equality, and perceptions of different sexualities, and all that stuff.

He mentioned "what would you think if you found out a boy your age didn't play football with his friends, but instead enjoyed sewing dresses?"

Cue me cracking up so hard I fell off my chair and had to be sent out of the room for a good 10 minutes while I tried to calm myself down.

Upon entering the room again, the simple question "why did you find that so funny?" was met with the answer of "cause that dress-making dude sounded like such a ******."

I am gonna burn for insensitivity, discrimination, and severe irony.

 

[Popadoo]

Well, it was back when I played Warcraft, and a guild member said his uncle died.
Then I said this:

'Did he drop any epics?'