I laughed so hard my water spilled out of my nose. Good stuff, sir, good stuff.The Shade said:They might be splicers wearing modified diving suits. Or, they may be a new kind of Big Daddy. (Big Mommy?) Or they could be something we've never even fathomed. (Ha ha! Get it? Fathomed?)
I checked this morning, and it seems that they've changed a lot: there are some new spots marked, that red string between Africa and India (I suppose), the "CAN'T ANYONE SEE THE PATTERNS" scribble, and the photo that says "SW of Felixstowe Harbour".
One more bit of data: whatever the red lights are, it can't be "just" a Big Daddy or a Splicer. They move at 30 knots, which seems better suited to a submarine.
This teaser site was a marvelous idea. I'm super-psyched for this game already.
EDIT: also notice the footprint on the beach. It looks humanoid and organic. Also notice how close together the footprints are. Most likely some sort of Splicer. (I may be looking into it too much).