Things you just "DON'T" do........

[Flamingpenguin]

You don't insult people anonymously, like I just was. It's dishonorable and downright bastardish. Seriously.

Oh, and you don't clone dinosaurs in an attempt to bring them back. You DO NOT want to fuck with velociraptors.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Do not piss off the girl... accidental or not... it just never works out well...

 

[JS ibanez]

You just dont ever spin around in a sword fight. You will get stabbed.

 

[The_Communist_Tsar]

Don't kill a member of Mel Gibson's family in a movie...

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Also, Don't cross the streams of push the little red button.

 

[ezeroast]

You don't create a black hole. You just don't.

[small]Unless it's a Sunday[/small]

aww that was totally going to be my next avatar....

You dont ninja peoples avatars

 

[SturmDolch]

You never tell anybody outside the family what you are thinking.

You don't trust the babysitter with the cocaine.

No women, no kids.

You don't run a secret security cult that murders its own villagers for the greater good and expect to get away with it.

You don't melt processed cheddar cheese slices over a banana. That's from personal experience, and not innuendo.

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

The Bible told me never to eat the forbidden fruit.

 

[mace3579]

Giving Wet Willies. Seriously! WHO THE HELL STILL DOES THAT?!?!?!

 

[ionpulse2]

You don't melt processed cheddar cheese slices over a banana. That's from personal experience, and not innuendo.

What in the HELL told you THAT would be a good idea? That sounds like it would taste like truck stop cheeseburgers and poutine having a baby with downs syndrome.

OT: Don't ever teabag anybody. In-game, it gets you shot. IRL, it gets the shit beat out of you and/or shot.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

Don't try pissing on a cop car... no matter how much it looks like the cop's asleep...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

Best board game ever. Of all time. Still can't believe Ren did it.
-Don't fuck with Mel Gibson's family.
-Don't fuck with Sam Fisher, Jack Bauer, or Jason Bourne.
-Don't kill the Waynes.
-Don't forget to double tap.
-Don't touch the big red button that says "Don't Touch"
-Don't send samurai forward in time.
-You never reject the hot alien chick when she comes to your room and wants you to fuck her! Or the crazy biotic chick. One will kill herself and the other will kill you. Guess which one. Go on, guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRR-oPwBRIo God damn it Shepard! What did I just say?! Listen, I am NOT going to clean up that mess.
-Don't forget to save.
-Don't panic.

Fixed and Ninja'd.
Don't go to meatspin.com U HAVE BEEN WARNED!
also NEVER watch 2 girls one cup

 

[EHKOS]

YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TEASE THE BULL.

 

[shadow741]

You don't fight a wookie.

 

[Toriver]

You just don't use a genius doctor's little sister for a military bioweapon project, especially if you're planning to give her the ability to kill people with her brain.

And don't give an angry Canadian man metal claws.

 

[likalaruku]

You do not talk about Fight Club!

You just talked about it!

 

[Galebaby]

You don't tell Freddy that he isn't scary.
Your night will not end well.
You don't mention the phrase "prison *****" in front of Vegeta.
Three episodes later, he'll remember.

 

[nicholaxxx]

You don't tug on superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off that ol' lone ranger,
and you DON'T mess around with Jim.

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