Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Zaik]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

To be fair, often i find that whipping them into an embarassed rage is more enjoyable than the sex. Its pretty sad, but it's pretty true.

By the time they start whipping out the argument rewind bs it's time to trade it in anyway.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I'm pretty happy with mine to be honest
Only a few things like if she wants to talk about herself, whatever I have done is irrelevant. I could break my arm and if she wanted to talk about collage she will just ignore my arm.

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

What a *****

 

[soapyshooter]

Same as OP, I would do anything for her but when she gets mad she excepts me to figure it out. I mean WTF? If I had that kind of insight I probably wouldnt screw up and make her mad in the first place.

 

[Zaik]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I wouldn't have be able to keep my cool I don't think, what did you do?

Called up some friends and got blackout drunk.

I like your style.

If you have a sex tape or naked pictures I suggest emailing them to her mother or posting them on her facebook.

or not seeing as how that'llbe likely to get you some nice prison time

Yeah right. What's she going to do, issue a DMCA notice?

There's no criminal law against putting a video you've been provided on the internet, as long as it's not a tutorial on how to break a law or the participants aren't under 18 and engaging in sexual activity or otherwise exposed.

Perhaps if you're in the UK, their anti-trolling law might apply, but outside there it's pretty much open game.

Except that there is.. why do you think camera crews like cops n the such have to get signed releases. you cant publicly show anyones image like that without their permission. she would have the right to sue. and would win big as long as she proved you did it.

Like i said, it's a DMCA issue, not what you are thinking. You aren't making a profit at her expense putting it on facebook, and she obviously gave you the video, therefore she has no grounds to demand anything without issuing a DMCA notice, which informs the responsible party(facebook, in this case, not you) that copyrighted material is being hosted on their web site without their permission. Then they take a look and see you've got a porn vid on your page, ban you, you change your IP address and make a new account and not a damned thing happens.

She can opt to sue you for "defacement of character", however as she willingly provided you the video without a contract that you would not share it, her case won't get very far.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Being at the other end of the country, but that's my fault. Also, not being able to match my weird speedy lope when it's freezing outside. But that's a matter of leg-length.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Well I could share some ex problems:
- smoking, oh how I hate smokers, I do like sex but not that much, that f*ing stench ... makes my skin crawl just thinking about it

- social drama, seems girls can't live without it, and then go on and on about it:
"So my friend Sally is into this guy, but that guy is actually into another girl and that girl is a real slut and her mom is an alien, and ............ aaaaaaaAAAAA! I DONT CARE!

- constant need of attention, I think you all know it

- general mindfuckery, they are all masters of passive aggression, and they really aren't shy on using it

 

[Fumbl3s]

In the space of about 4 months, I did the following:
(1) Got her flowers twice. For no reason other than that I wanted to surprise her.
(2) Spent $300 on a romantic dinner involving me turning my kitchen into a 5-star restaurant and cooking a gourmet meal.
(3) Drove her to school every morning, despite not having to get up that early for anything and her knowing I have a really hard time doing that.
(4) Gave her foot rubs on average three times a week.
(5) About once every other week I'd leave a random note of appreciation somewhere that she would find it.
(6) Helped her with house cleaning and dishes on a regular basis (we weren't living together).
(7) Dipped into $1000 of my savings on a whim to help pay for a root canal that she needed but could not afford.
(8) Watched her favorite TV shows with her (to this day she doesn't know that I HATED them).
(9) Spontaneously set up and sent her on a scavenger hunt to places that were significant to our relationship (she LOVED stuff like that!). Again, no special occasion. I did it just because I could.
(10) Remembered her birthday.
(11) Remembered her bff's birthday.

Just before we broke up, she accused me of NEVER SHOWING HER LOVE OR APPRECIATION. Instantly angry, I reminded her of all these things (and more, but it's been a while and I don't remember EVERYthing) and turned it back on her, accusing HER of never showing ME love or appreciation. Her response? Here's what she's done for me:

(1) I bought you a camera for your birthday (NOTE: with MY money, even though she had more than enough at the time and we were financially independent of each other).
(2) I let you kiss me.
(3) ... ... (silence)

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

You kidding? You're perfect; Think of it this way... You're the talker, she's the listener. If you were both quiet, nothing would happen, and if you both talked, nothing would get accomplished through the invalid points trying to be portrayed in either conversation, leaning towards more of a redundant argument, rather than a topic inspired conversation.

I, on the other hand, love quiet women. I'm not sure if it is just that I'm old fashioned, or that it's just the way I think, but something about a woman who is quiet, reserved, and reverend, or even timid and shy, is simply arousing to me as a simple sexual and personal interest in the opposite sex. (here's the ball-buster however, I'm more of a "she has to ask me" type of guy... sucks)

Ahh, see now we might seem perfect for each other, I like being the talkitive one and I like a girl that can listen. She however is so quiet that I might as well just be talking to myself, defeating some purpose in the relationship.

The real kicker however that is the thing that I have the real grip with her, is that when she does actually open her mouth its nothing but a disagreement she has with my lifestyle, or the fact that there are pretty girls in the general public I might glance at longer then a second, things like that are my real problem...

I see how that might be a problem with some people... I wouldn't really be bothered by it too much as long as she is listening, but that's just me.

That's rather unfortunate, and information I didn't have before-hand. That is indeed, a problem. Perhaps you could consult her about this, make your feelings aware. She (like most women) will most likely deny this flaw in her personality, but being as self-conscious as most women are, she will be listening to what you say she is doing wrong. The seed is planted and all it takes to nourish and help it grow, are the waters and sunshine of insecurity. You see, most women like, nay, Need, to be accepted. Some girls may deny this and be angsty saying that they don't care what other people think of them, but even then you could probably look at them and give them a niche to fill or a genre of women that fit her personality type. This is largely because, it's not that she doesn't care about what other people think of her, it's that she doesn't care about what "normal mediocre society" thinks of them. Get the other outcasts to say she's flawed in a bad way, and she'll take it to heart, you see. As long as the seed is planted and treated with indifference, and fed by insecurity, it will grow in the hope of acceptance. This is also only one of the ways some girls get guys to change. Although be it that their method is less complicated, because it doesn't need to be so elaborate.

Your right I guess it isn't much of a problem to do with the talkitive aspect, she seems like she is distracted while I talk to her, but for the most part I think she listens, just shows little interest.

Thanks for the advice though Shadow , I have told her and tried to explain my problem with her several times in the past, but she usually retaliates with the the problems she has with me and that i'm not perfect either, so in the end we don't get anyway, its been like that for so long I just kind have gotten used to it.

Awesome

That actually may have been the problem... you see, telling them of their faults on a multiple of occasions borderlines "nagging", to which no one pays attention because it loses it's bite as either an insult or suggestion after the first time, not unlike firing a machine-gun, sure it's exiting at first, but then the noise gets annoying and you go over to the sniper rifle. On the other hand, mentioning it once and then ignoring it with the indifference that could set the world on fire, in time, starts to act more like an earwig. It does nothing at first, and only every once in a while will rear it's head in the back of her mind. After a while, however, the occurrences become more frequent, causing her to actually take a look at her actions, reflecting on how it may affect others. Of coarse at first the conclusion is "No, I'm fine, nothing to worry about" and then casually throws it in the back of her mind again, not unlike dirty laundry. More time passes and more frequent doubt emerges to the point that it might not be OK. Subtle changes appear and in time become noticeable. You see, like the seed metaphor I used earlier. It's easy to actually plant the seed, but nourishing it is rather difficult. An example would be that mentioning the flaw too many times, is the equivalent to burying the seed in fertilizer and then leaving the hose on for a week. Over watering causes the seed to bud, but then quickly die, and nothing will come of it. This makes the whole project useless. It's not like you can move over to the next patch and try again either, this is a one time deal for one problem. You see what I mean? Mention it once, leave it, and perhaps a month later, a rose will have bloomed.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

To be fair, often i find that whipping them into an embarassed rage is more enjoyable than the sex. Its pretty sad, but it's pretty true.

By the time they start whipping out the argument rewind bs it's time to trade it in anyway.

Agreed.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I think me and my lady have gotten to a point where we've learned what upsets eachother and we try our best to avoid it.

Once both parties are willing to communicate and compromise a little, the times you annoy eachother don't seem so bad.

[small]Except when she leaves clothes all over my small, usually tidy room[/small]

 

[JemothSkarii]

My girlfriend can easily start liking other people, and although it doesn't get really lovey and such, it gets close to it, and that bothers me somewhat. Then again, I've always been paranoid and very protective of her, so that'll probably be the end of us X_X. Well. She does like this other guy right now, but if I know her as well as I do, she won't do anything too much...mostly kisses him and such...but she loves me too much to go far with someone else, as I do her...

 

[smithy_2045]

Not exist. It's very annoying.

 

[thahat]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

oooh this one is famous XD, mine was that way, but i trained her not to be like this XD

 

[Fumbl3s]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the 8ish people that all said "Not exist" didn't bother even skimming any of the posts, and are probably the same people who still tout "The cake is a lie" like it's still hilarious.

Anywho...girls that think that just because you don't have a good relationship with your mother because she is a manipulative, narcissistic psychopath, somehow means you're going to end up treating her the same way no matter what.

This is in reference to a DIFFERENT ex from the one I railed on previously. I sure can pick 'em.

 

[thahat]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

I'm not sure but that sounds freakishly short

whats that in metric ? 1 meter..30 or something? -has no clue about strange american sizes-

 

[Meltyman]

me and my fiancée have a weird habit, if you could say that: everytime i want to clean the place, my lady has no means to lift a finger to help me and vice versa.. its annoying

also when she beats me at wii baseball (which she does everytime), ive played baseball (finnish baseballe though) for 12 years... t_T

 

[Instant K4rma]

Well, one day my girlfriend was in a pretty bad mood. She had a bad test in one of her courses, she found out her best friend was a pot junkie, and it was, well, that time of the month for her, so she had a myriad of issues hammering at her on this particular day. Around noon, I met up with her, and she instantly started scolding me. I asked her what was wrong, and she said I was hitting on other girls in a dream she had, and blamed me for it. She kept a grudge up about it for the next 3 days until she pulled out of her slump. That was rather irritating while it lasted.

 

[Eisenfaust]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

 

[Shadows Inc.]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

I'm not sure but that sounds freakishly short

whats that in metric ? 1 meter..30 or something? -has no clue about strange american sizes-

That's approximately 153 cm or 1.53 m.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

Usually my quick answer is, "I'm not even sure I know..."