Turn in your gamer card! (not literal)

[Acier]

For me I think every gamer should know "The Cake is a lie" phrase. A person doesn't need to know exactly what it means they just need to know that it's from portal and valve.

My friend, that is so overused I bet there's people that have never touched a game that know it.

Ugh, I hate people who say it like it's hilarious and they haven't even heard of portal. It's because it's about cake, and cake is silly. It's not even the funniest line in the game imo.


ANYWAYS. I think they should just be able to differentiate between genres correctly

 

[0p3rati0n]

I believe the phrase should be: "Turn in your account password and controller."

I was going off the phrase "Turn in your man card."

 

[Nimbus]

Spartan. Regardless of your feelings on the Halo series, you must have been in a dark hole with no electricity for the past decade if you don't recognize that term.

This is the only one in the entire thread I disagree with.

 

[tmnnerd]

must be able to whistle the tetris theme and at least two different mario tunes

 

[scnj]

They should play games. That's what makes a gamer. Not knowledge of an arbitrary quote from a single game they may or may not have played.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I say vaporware, they say Duke Nukem Forever.

If we haven't got that going, they're not gamers.

What if they say "the Phantom"?

 

[quiet_samurai]

up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,select,start

This, above all others.

 

[DeviousCrypto]

Would you kindly sort out my Daddy issues for me?
And put my Little Sisters to bed?

/qouterape

 

[Axeli]

I believe the phrase should be: "Turn in your account password and controller."

I was going off the phrase "Turn in your man card."

"Turn in your badge and gun" was what I was going for.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I believe the phrase should be: "Turn in your account password and controller."

I was going off the phrase "Turn in your man card."

"Turn in your badge and gun" was what I was going for.

"Take off your shirt and pants" was what I was going for.
[sub]I think I'm playing this game wrong[/sub]

OT: Never playing a Nintendo Game.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

They need to understand and enjoy more then one genre (at least three one of which has to be a platformer either 3D or Sidescrolling), know about FPS's before Halo, and last but most crucial complain about/praise stories more then graphics.

 

[Shenanigans176]

Spartan. Regardless of your feelings on the Halo series, you must have been in a dark hole with no electricity for the past decade if you don't recognize that term.

This is the only one in the entire thread I disagree with.

Are you actually trying to tell me that even if you hate the game, you wouldn't know that term? Halo is the most popular title from the past decade. Again, regardless of your personal feelings, you should've heard that term.

 

[I Resurection I]

Anyone who doesn't reffer to a console as Xbox gamecube boy 3,

my dad does it and it's sooo annoying

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

I say vaporware, they say Duke Nukem Forever.

If we haven't got that going, they're not gamers.

What if they say "the Phantom"?

I buy them some rice-pudding.

 

[Murdering Monk]

If they play xbox - Master Chief
Sony - Sonic
Nintendo - if they play nintendo they need to get a new hobby.

 

[Murdering Monk]

If they play xbox - Master Chief
Sony - Sonic
Nintendo - if they play nintendo they need to get a new hobby.

HAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAAH HAAAAAAAAA HAAHAAHAHAHA HAAHAHHA HA AHAHAAHA HAAHA. Seriously, you're funny. When will you be doing live shows in the UK?

Can't quite tell if thats sarcasm or not...